#but I would probably petition like Airmed for assistance in dealing with the troubles of a uterus

[an-stoirm]

Coworker: "-opens mouth- ... -closes mouth- ... -blinks- Do you have a religion?"

Me: "-beaming- Yes, I do!"

Coworker: " ... I was just going to curse God for giving me a uterus XD"

Me: "Oh, in my religion, I'd ask you which one ;D"