#but also knowing that’s exactly why Valentino will never be allowed scissors anywhere near his hair
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I keep thinking about a Hairdresser AU with Lucifer as the hairdresser that has had Alastor as a client for fuck knows how long and in a petty display of anger after an argument gives Alastor that god awful bob.
“What?” Lucifer asked with an innocent grin. “I thought your face was made for radio?”
Then Alastor goes to rant to Rosie. The #1 Marriage Councilor to ever exist whom isn’t doing anything but laugh and being the most unhelpful best friend ever.
#radioapple#lucifer hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel#lucifier morningstar#alastor#I’m going with they’re married#you know that never go to bed angry?#Well#Lucifer doesn’t sleep the insomniac fuck and stewed all night with it until the appointment and knew it was time for revenge#I really need to stop watching hair videos#alastor hazbin hotel#cue Vox laughing his ass off#but also knowing that’s exactly why Valentino will never be allowed scissors anywhere near his hair#human au#maybe#kinda be funny if it was literally just the Devil vibing on Earth cutting and dying hair
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