#but also the hottest part of this take isnt the Ace part but the Aro part

[torchstelechos]

My hottest take for SQQ/SY is that hes suuuper AroAce and doesnt realize that because he thinks being asexual is not thinking nor participating in sex at all. So he can’t be ace when he wants to have sex sooo badly, and he reads het smut so obviously!! Hes a straight man!! Even though he not once ever actually feels attracted to any of the CANONICAL MOST BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE IN THE WORLD. He talks about people like they’re paintings and hes the critic about to ruin a career. At one point he actively censors tits because he labeled all women in the world off limits from himself because they’re LBHs future wives, even though thats not how sexual attraction works. I think at one point in the Skinner scene he actively apologizes to his disciples for showing skin in his head and compares it to seeing your math teacher half naked, ignoring the fact that hes in one of those fan service scenes from an anime. HE. FUCKING. NEVER. ONCE. NOTICED. BINGHES. FEELINGS. UNTIL. THE. KISS. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?! MY MANS IS FUCKING AROACE OF SOME SORT, LOOK AT HIM. LOOK!!!!!!!