#but enemies to besties? I WILL EAT THAT SHIT UP LEAVE NO CRUMBS

[phantasmiac]

i love to imagine dabi being in a relationship/situationship/whatever he wants to call it with someone who owns a cat. and the cat fucking hates him at first, hisses at him and starts throwing paws when he gets too close. he assumes it’s because of his appearance, and people being put off by his face is nothing new so it really shouldn’t bother him that much. but he has beef with this cat. genuinely believes there’s a demon inside and you’ve yet to find the zipper.

but obviously you think your cat is a sweet baby angel who could do no wrong! so now he’s beefing and competing with this cat. when you’re lounging on the couch together and it’s looking up at him with those giant evil eyes he can’t help but throw him a smug look, like “yeah i took your place, eat shit”. doesn’t feel a drop of guilt when the cat is silently begging for a crumb of human food while you eat the take out he brought over. might even pretend he’s going to give it a bite when there’s really nothing in his hand, he’s so mean 😭

but it’s fine bc sometimes when you’re napping together the cat will purposely sit on his chest and smack him in the face. or sometimes dabi’ll come over after a long day of thinking about all the things he wants to do to you that night. and things are getting hot and heavy, your shirts are off, he’s ready and then — meow! your cat is scratching at the door like it’s on a mission so of course you have to check on your baby. and by the time you’re back the mood has been absolutely ruined and dabi’s considering testing the nine lives theory.

but sometimes you have to go live your civilian life while dabi has a day off from doing criminal activities. and it leaves him and his mortal enemy all alone together. you know that despite being a literal murderer dabi would never actually harm your cat. whether it’s bc of the little remaining good in his heart or bc he knows you’d never forgive him is debatable, but at least you know you’re not going to come home to a pile of ashes brushed into the litter box. what you don’t expect to see is your cat curled comfortably on his chest. when he wakes up from his nap dabi insists it was just a fluke, a moment of weakness — but it starts becoming a regular thing. and eventually he’s bringing little trinkets home for the cat to play with, and he’s going out of his way to put food in his bowl. they’re suddenly besties 🤞

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the grandest game review (chapters 1-24) p.1

*SPOILERS AHEAD*

I GOT IT EEEE

holy shit is it good

so far i am LOVING lrya omg but her name is pronounced lee-ra??? what???

anyways her mom omg her mom is an author and shes writing enemies to lovers rn??? DUDEEE her mama is an icon already

ALSO!! the prologue in rohan's pov?? YES THANK YOU

him giving the stray dog a steak omg HE'S A DOG PERSON IDC WHAT ANYONE ELSE SAYS

im eating all my rohan crumbs rn there arent gonna be many chapters of him *wheeze*

ANYWAYS MOVING ON Lyra is a sweetheart for wanting to drop out of college for her parents and help ugh i love it when the mcs love their caring parents <3 good feel

moving on my girly GIGI <3 i love her so much omg.

She's gonna crack at one point and tell Savannah about their dad, bursting into tears I just now it.

WOAH. BRADY?! WHAT ABOUT SLATE GIG??!?!?!?!?!

OooHMM Gig and Odette?? Hmmmmm

ROHANNN HJMMMMMMM no but he's actually so freaking smart-

GASP SAV AND ROHAN ARE ALONEEEE

PROTECTIVE OLDER BRO GRAYSON BABY WOOOOOOOOOOO

did- did he call her love? AHHH GUYS ITS CANON I KNEW IT HE CALLS HER LOVE HEHEHEHEH <3

thomas... geez omg lyra my baby

sav telling lyra to ignore rohan is so real (sav is down bad for him)

lrya is bi.

KNOX. KNOX GET AWAY FROM GIG!! D:< GET *slaps* AWAY!

Nash ToT He just knows that he aint gonna win... he probably wont.

wait does rohan have a last name?-

The-the babies? THE BABIES OH JENNIFER LYNN BARNES WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

is libby pregnant omg

wait how did Rohan know this- how much stalking did you do bro-

moving forworder A MASQUERADE BALLLLLLLLL EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

omg avery seeing lrya in the library- hint hint~

no but rohan and lyra would be such a good friendship duo

WOAH Xander asking Lyra to dance??? Hmm maybe trying to make a certain hawthorne brother jealous??

STOP Xander and Lyra are besties now thats it

AHH AVERUYJAMESON<3

wait omg i just realized; Xander and Avery = Gigi and Lyra GASP friendships

HA XANDER'S PLAN WORKED YALL GRAY IS JELLY AND DANCING WITH LYRAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

avery omg i love her SOOOOOOO MUCH <3

no but she's right omg you should dance on the beach at least once in your life time

hold up; spying gigi also new character called calla who is pressumed dead/missing... hmmmm

back to rohan <3

ODETTE MY QUEEN she's actually going to be a mother figure to rohan, jlb told me

KJHUGYTFRD ROHAN YOU SMARTY PANTSS Pffff hehehehehe figuring it out so quick...

oh look savannah is right after you hhhmmmmmmm

GASP ROHAN IS BLEEDING!! SOMEONE CALL AN AMBULANCE QUICK QUICK!

oooo he and sav are locked in a room together?? Hmmmm

teammates???

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ITS LIKE WITH THE DIAMONDS AND THE HEARTS AND STUFF ON THE CARDS

Rohan and Savannah had the time symbol to theyre teammates, and Lyra and Gray and Odette must have the same and that leaves Gigi, Knox and Brady...

oh boy grayson isn't going to like that his sisters are alone with guys man ToT

THIS BOOK IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO good so far omg i love it so much. im trying my best to hold back reading it all at once because i want to savior it

ANYWAYS im gonna be thinking about for the rest of night

ADIOS <3