#but his innie is a ruthless capitalist bc he's got an irving-like faith in the company
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#im just saying words#but like. what if their show personalities are their innies#brad's outie is like. just danny pudi really. just a nice guy#but his innie is a ruthless capitalist bc he's got an irving-like faith in the company#but in an evil way#his innie doesn't consider himself or anyone else a real person#poppy's outie is still a Hot Mess which is why her innie is also a Hot Mess#her innie is just like 'why do i never feel rested' and it's bc her outie's sleep schedule is fucked#jo's outie is also a regular person. her innie is Deranged bc of how long she's been there#rachel is helly. she just wants to leave but alas. her outie is evil#dana's outie has a boyfriend oh nooooo the drama#idk about ian. maybe his outie is like. a self-help guru#and he's promoting severance as therapy#just cut out the sad parts of urself!#hmm david's innie wouldn't know about being divorced so maybe he's actually more well-adjusted inside#cw's innie is the burt of the group#poor carol is the wellness director#anyway this post is for me and kyle cloysterbell only
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