#but i also enjoy armand and louis! tho my preferred armand ship is obviously armand and daniel

[mermaidsirennikita]

one of the clownish things that I expected from the interview fandom but nonetheless resent is the “who’s BETTER for Louis” debate like this is dumb with any love triangle (simply choose your fighter because you like the heart eyes they make better than the heart eyes the other person makes…. Or multiship…. Or throuple it) but it’s especially dumb with this one because both Lestat and Armand are EMPIRICALLY horrible for Louis lol

and I’m not even gonna list why! I just have to gesture to everything about them!

and that’s okay because they are fictional characters and you do not need to ship people based off of who is morally better; or in this case, you don’t need to ship vampires who’ve killed thousands of people (possibly millions on Lestat and Armand’s part; they’re both much older than Louis, and Lestat at least actually has fun with it, and Louis killed 7,000 people in less than 40 years of vampirism) based on morality

also? And I say this as someone who loves Louis the most out of these three…. He’s not exactly…. Bringing out the best in Lestat or Armand….

the point in every possible configuration of the triangle (including Lestat/Armand) is toxicity lmao that’s what’s fun about it! Have FUN with it!

Editing to add that Louis would probably walk into the sun if he had to be romantically involved with a healthy and normal man for more than a week let us be real he likes them hot and deranged and nothing else