#but i think ive convinced many people i am harmlessly quirky
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my thoughts while having most normal human interactions are basically just a litany of "i am so so so brave for doing this. i am being very brave! look at me go!!! oh my god this is so scary and i am so weird and incompetent, i ha- nO, i am Being Brave, I am a brave little robot I can do this!! i'm gonna get a gold star at the end of this!! brave brave brave"
#ruin rambles#if we've ever had a conversation i can guarantee that at some point i was laid out on the floor paralyzed by fear#i dont mean you cant talk to me! Do talk to me! Im just gonna be weird about it#which is so funny if you've seen me irl when im NOT trying to seem normal#my only two settings are#1. panicking about having to talk to another human being#or 2. loudly explaining the evolutionary pressures on different kinds of animal genitalia#oh i guess also 3. not talking#'normal' here doesnt actually mean NORMAL#it means like.... Correct i guess#like someone who is weird but only in the ways appropriate to our setting#afaik i've never convinced anyone i was ACTUALLY NORMAL#but i think ive convinced many people i am harmlessly quirky
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