#but if it was big boss yeah id shred and eat him for the sheer audacity of it. bros got fultons he coulda FULTONED me that burger. how dare | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

feline-evil · 1 year

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Been waitin' 2hrs for my first CRUMB of food for the day to reach me and brother at this point even if Big Boss himself turned up with the bag at my door and hit me with a 'Kept you waiting huh' drenched in all the rugged charm in the world and i'd tear him to shreds with my bare hands and eat him instead

#jay talkin #I ONLY ORDERED FOOD CUZ I HAD A STRESSFUL DRS APPOINTMENT AND HAVE BARELY BEEN ABLE TO KEEP MYSELF UPRIGHT NEVERMIND COOK ALL DAY #HELL IS REAL AND I'M IN IT.#i actually will not tear my driver to shreds if he gets here ill tip him high bc fuck me i know the job sucks.#but if it was big boss yeah id shred and eat him for the sheer audacity of it. bros got fultons he coulda FULTONED me that burger. how dare

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