#but is arber wife goals // life goals...the real question

[moregraceful]

What I said to Ko btw was that Arber Xhekaj was "literally serving masc Elizabeth Holmes" in that gifset I didn't say he WAS Elizabeth Holmes. I don't think he has affect of ingénue needed to be Elizabeth Holmes. Connor Bedard, also a noted black turtleneck wearer, has that affect. If I ever wrote Rule 63 (I won't) it would just be Connor Bedard taking a Theranos-like approach to the NHL. Arber is just regular tech bro who dropped out of college bc it was boring and won't tell his colleagues he's gay but they've all seen the Scruff notifications on his phone when he's lost in the sauce (doing software engineer shit). But I suppose that's what happens when you grow up in South Bay during the Steve Jobs era...I see a zoomer wearing a black turtleneck and I go ok miss holmes and overthink whether this NHLer could gaslight gatekeep girlboss their way through the Bay Area