#but left m'aiq behind?????

[dog-ending]

i bought M'aiq the Liar at work today

his face is so fucking goofy you arent ready for it yet

i only spent a dollar on him to save him from the dumpster without losing my job and that is exactly how much he's worth

anyway here he is

[uesp]

Today is National Haiku Day! In honor of the occasion, here is a collection of TES-themed haikus:

M'aiq knows a lot He can tell you many things But he’s tired now

Seven thousand stairs a small price for the power that will become theirs

Cliffracer flies high, joined by six and seven more. Return to last save?

An old orsimer Believed past his usefulness I give him honor

Walking through the fjords Quest shattered by unseen death I hate sabre cats.

Opened the gate Captivity and darkness left behind Dawn’s beauty ahead

A quiet rustling I know they’re out there, waiting Fog fills the valley

A blade moves swiftly The brigand’s head departs Just a scratch!

Roar splits the sky Light glints on sword, scale, and snow A dragon battle

Sweet victim of mine Sithis hungers for your soul Taste my poisoned blade

Go to Cloud District? Oh my, what am I saying! Of course you do not.

After the Battle, Collected my Just Rewards. Overencumbered.

Exploring Windhelm Child wants revenge on Grelod Kill her yourself, kid

High in the Jeralls Cloud Ruler Temple lies dead Murdered by Thalmor