#but like he’s not a freelance merchant he’s a guild member they should have standardized prices right | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

goldensunset · 1 year

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‘you’re my best friend ever and i think you’re so cool and special and amazing! so because the world is being pulled apart at the seams and you’ve been tasked with fixing it i’m going to offer you a special one-time sales event. buy any of my items for only 100% of the cost! save 0 dollars if you buy in bulk! shop now!’

#i mean. given how up until this point in the story we’ve never actually gotten the chance to buy anything from volo #for all we know he DOES give you a discount here. maybe his original prices were insane #but like he’s not a freelance merchant he’s a guild member they should have standardized prices right #imagining shady merchant volo running around on his own marking up prices way above what the ginkgo guild’s codes outline #he’s a scammer!!! he’s a scalper!!!#lol #ok but we’ve never gotten the chance to buy regular items from the ginkgo guild either #so it’s not like we can compare #we can compare him to the ppl at the general store tho #i’ll need to double check #but anyway YEAH WHY ARE YOUR ITEMS NOT CHEAP OR MAYBE FREE #don’t you wanna help solve this problem (that you yourself literally created lol)#maybe that’s why #but like #you’re supporting me here…#do you want me to close the rift or not #peachy’s re:pla

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