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[purplecladmerchant]

!!! Hi I know I could ask you in discord or scroll through your blog but this is more fun Please give me some Storm keepers lore I want to know about them they seem so fun

The keepers are just a basic ass joke about what if the elf can't sharp shoot for shit, the bard is actually a evil dark mage and the creepy dwarf a cleric. Mostly are a bunch of jokes of what if lotr but stupidm. So most of it is a joke like that. They had a Twitter following which was literally a bunch of birds following them.

They have a this enemy, the evil nigromant... that I just call doofenshmirtz, because usually fails epically, for reason not even relates to them. They are just a bigass annoyance for him. To the point he leaves villainy to open a greenhouse. He's really good at selling plants now.

Very trinyvale jokes, but I swear I've had them for more than a decade.

Of course at some point gotta get serious with my plots cuz its me. They are misfits and renegades. Found family in eachother and made their own home with those without home. A controlled anarchism, enough to change perceptions, small changes change lives. Opening by the legal means their guild and calling it Storm Keepers, Sine die. They're name represents them as guardians of everything messy and chaotic but nature nonless, part of cycles and experiences so normal. They won't change society at once, but enough being weird ass influencers, more people feel free to be weird ass themselves.

They don't need to change the world at large, they just need a place to belong. If they can leave have changed one tought in someone, That's changing the world.

With that of course come the opposite extreme. Who's the gatekeeper of the societal norms and systemic oppression. Clearly the bigger guild, of religious means. So there I create this rival party. The Rulers of the Gate, Dolce Bellum. Worshipers of the sun god, Almost exclusively high elves on their higher ranks and other "lesser" races can only be followers, away from the inner circles. The main Villanes of the story being Titania, everything the keepers are not: elegant and soft spoken elf, magic user, sun kissed skin, enchanted arrows- and Galileo, her right hand, whose description is basically the same, except he encapsulates a more masculine presentation.

When everything is said and done, Titania HAVE to break down into dark magic, probably necromancy, and even If she wins against the keepers, her public image destroyed and her place on the Rulers of the Gate fully revoqued.

Fun fact. She went to high school with Aslan (note: High school is a weird shit only high elves do)

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Oh wait. My favorite piece of lore is that they all have mounts.

Clarise's is my best creation ever: the douchecorn (a very ugly ass pony with a horn sticking from its head. It conceeds wishes but like one every <random ass time> and last one he gave was a dragon dildo to Damira) also keep in mind. She can't really ride a small pony. Also keep in mind unicorns in this world are the majestic bigass goatlike giant creatures.

Aslan is a bear. Not any bear, his wife. It's a bear. I can't stress it enough he's legally married to a bear.

Damira is a black dragon, giant and majestic. It's level 1 and have 1hp.

The two dwarves have a Bugatti. No, cars doesn't exist in this world.

Tau Lan have, for once, an actually functional horse.