#but oh so relatable

[cowchildren]

Cilla Black is unplacable. Any time from the seventies on, she seems a glorious sexless person like Big Bird or Universal Public Friend.

I make no claims about her identity or her appeal, but her vibes are powerfully miscellaneous and bigly asexual.

[dis-astre]

gwizdo from dragon hunters is such a relatable character bc i too didn't choose to be small and poor and ugly and mean but here i am

and i also would scam rich people bc eat the rich they are not frequentable people and i also would adopt a kid and live in a farm with sheeps and my friend with whom i have a weirdly homoerotic relationship

[yellowmotomami]