#but rn my brain is ???? ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º)

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02. hair, 11. teeth, 28. back, & 29. hips ! 👀

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HAIR

Midna’s hair is a point of pride for her, though this was not always the case. as a young teen she had a bit of a rebellious phase* ( read; she still does, but does so in other ways now ) and cut her hair very short as a means of further objecting against the quiet image her caretakers had tried to instill upon her. she was only inspired to let her hair grow out after her fathers taught her about how it could be manipulated with twili magic, and since then she has kept it long to utilize this ability. her skills in doing so were actually pretty mild in comparison to what she was initially capable, and it was only through being cursed as an imp that she was able to further master this art. given how much shorter it has become since returning to her natural form, the versatility with which she was able to use it while transformed has been set back to a less proficient state, but she aims to let it grow out further now that she’s had a taste of its utilities. currently it falls a bit below her shoulder blades when loose, but it appears shorter given how she typically has half of it clasped in front and the rest done up while wearing her robes.

it’s vibrant orange hue is common for that of many of the twili and it always has yellow tips no matter what length she keeps it at. as Midna grows older it will take on further shifts in color, though rather than getting lighter it will grow darker with shades of purple-ish pinks near the roots. the most prehensile parts will always have choppier ends than the rest of her hair, and is more easily controlled when gathered near the end of a clasp or tie of some sort. it is naturally thick which also aids in helping it keep whatever shape she so desires to mold it into; most often that of a hand.

she enjoys treating herself to nicely scented shampoos and making sure it is well maintained even when not stylized. it’s rare that she lets anyone touch or help her brush her hair as well, so if you’re offered, consider yourself lucky!

TEETH

Midna’s canines are sharper than most, though the left is slightly larger than its twin. she was embarrassed by this as a child, but has grown accustomed to any teasing now, and will gladly ( verbally ) bite back at any who dare to try and mock it. this difference is harder to notice on a casual glance, but at her more gleeful moments the left fang has a habit of peeking out against her lower lip. her lower canines also have some prominence, but not to the same effect as the upper two. the rest of her teeth are well cared for and properly aligned.

BACK

the twili's back is nothing too worthy of note. her natural curves appear softer when viewed from behind, though her shoulder blades have a notable protrusion even while relaxed. admittedly seeing her without any form of raiment covering her is odd nowadays given her station, but Midna is a creature of habit, and will forgo her traditional cape in favor of comfort of movement should she so desire.

currently the expanse from her neck to her buttocks is clear of any tattoos. she has yet to decide which achievement will first mark her skin there, as she figures the space is more... private now, given how much it is required of her to keep traditional cloth worn. she has been known to have issues with back pain given her proclivity to sleep in unconventional places and poses.

HIPS

Midna is naturally pear shaped, which will only grow more prominent as she grows older. her figure while as an imp exemplified this. while not as noticeable from far away, she has a fair amount of stretch marks that wrap around her pelvic bone to her lower back, and will peek out from beneath whatever band or cloth she may be wearing at the time. such markings are of no concern to her, and any who say otherwise will only receive a sneering eyeroll. if she chooses to walk verses floating, Midna has a natural sway in her gait that is exaggerated thanks to the width of her hips.

most twili members don’t typically feel a need to wear traditional clothing, and Midna shares this sentiment, though as a high ranking official it is often required of her to wear something more flashy to maintain appearances. her most comfortable form of clothing is the cloth she wears around her hips, an article most commonly worn by others and often denotes which household the twili is from. she has several types of accessories that the cloth can be attached or folded over, some of her favorites including metal bits that dangle against the exposed side.

[cursedmarkiplierconfessions]

Not to be horny on main but when Mark used that fleshlight as a measuring cup all I could think about was what else he could use it for ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º)

Idk if Horny Admin is online rn and I’m insanely bored so gomen Horny(TM). I’mma steal some of these.

Same, same, same, same, same. I hate it but I have so much thirst for that man. Ffs. Like straight up I was perturbed through half of the video but I saw mark with the fleshlight and my brain went  ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º) ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º) ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º) ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º)