#but thats par for the course im just mad i got invested and then they had the NERVE to do endgame level Epic gamer moments

[goalofthecentury]

honestly there's no shame in saying you watched a shitty action movie for 1 scene of taika w an axe. we're not gonna judge you, we know you have good taste

its not even that like ive done worse (did you guys know jake gyllenhaal was in that john mulaney netflix special from 2019?) but tbh im just mad because like. i was expecting to turn my brain off for two hours and have a bit of a laff. but then likeeeee the first half was so good….. yeah a bit hollywood but i liked the theme. almost à la good place. like it was creative and fun and a teensy bit subversive i guess. the moment that sold it was when they kissed and it showed like the neural pathways forming?? that was great i was like ok i vibe with this. yeah. AND THEN THE SECOND HALF….. im so mad literally so mad it felt like someone flicked a switch and said oh shit i forgot this is supposed to be a blockbuster QUICK put in a rousing speech to a ragtag crowd, a thinly veiled metaphor that verges on commentary but never really gets there, a bad cover of a fun pop song, and at least 3 separate disney references. AND CHRIS EVANS BECAUSE WHY NOT. they shoulda made it a love story and been done with it like the romance felt forced at the end until The Reveal so why didnt they work up to that more???? suchhh a good idea ugh the romance of it all like i love it so much but it felt like an afterthought because they didnt know how to end it. fucks sake fucks SAKE. at least they put taika in a long coat and made him throw an axe around i guess