#but the rat aspect is kinda lame

[ladyvandaele]

The way he moooooooooves

[racingtoaredlight]

Opening Bell: November 14th, 2022

An extremely necessary study conducted by the University of Tokyo has found that rats enjoy bopping to music by Mozart, Queen, and Lady Gaga. I assume they enjoy RATT, as well.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: I personally do not understand the appeal of cruise ships.

In the United Kingdom, one man is ending a wholesome-yet-kinda-lame prank after 20 years, and another man is looking for somebody who’ll allow him to air out his 86-year-old ballbag in their backyard.

You can purchase an entire Spanish village for the shockingly low price of $250,000. The place has to be haunted or something, right?

Finally, Jerry Seinfeld has apologized for the somewhat romantic-seeming relationship between a woman and a bee in his 2007 film, Bee Movie.  “I apologize for what seems to be a certain uncomfortable subtle sexual aspect of the Bee Movie, which really was not intentional,” Seinfeld said during a chat with late-night host Jimmy Fallon over the weekend. “After it came out, I realized, ‘This is really not appropriate for children.’” He then added “I would never purposely teach kids that it’s okay to date a woman that old.”

[wonderwomanfantasy]

Vulture!reader

love this stuff my guy hope you like it. 

Bakugou 

-what the fuck??

-He is a little freaked out by it at first

-not that He’ll ever admit that

-so he just pretends that it’s lame 

-but the more he is around you the more into it he gets into it

-He is very meticulous and very good at cleaning bones

-date night? more like bone cleaning in your bedroom while Netflix is on in the back

-getting him into wich craft is a whole other thing

- “eat shit I’m not doing your fucking occult bullshit.” 

-he just watches you do your thing 

-he thinks you are cute when you get excited over new crystals or a candle 

-Bakugou is a big softy and if he sees something you might like he will buy it for you.

-will still tell you the whole thing is fucking weird but he loves his little witch s/o 

Kaminari 

-Ohhh!!!

-Super cool

-although most of his interaction with witches is like Halloween and stuff

-really worried you will put a curse on him for messing with you

-Do not let him near your bones it doesn't matter how gentle he is he will break them 

-he gives all of your sculls/ skeletons names and says hi to all of them each time he sees them

- he loves listening to you talk about tarot or astrology 

- Read his birth chart!!!!

-will get mad if your signs aren’t compatible (Denki is a Cancer and that says a lot)

- will dress up as a sexy witch for Halloween because you are his sexy witch for the rest of the year.

-okay I’ll show myself out

-anyways

- really supportive boyfriend

Kirishima 

-man of a million questions

-how did you first get into this?

-how does it work?

- why why why 

-he is just curious and wants to know more

- Kirishima usually goes on morning runs in the nearby forest because he likes nature 

-so don’t be surprised if he texts you at seven in the morning like “found a dead squirrel do you want it?”

-very supportive boyfriend will let you decompose animals in old protein containers he has

- will be honored if you give him some bones of his own he might cry

- witchcraft is very mainly  

-he keeps a crystal you gave him as a good luck charm. 

-Kirishima just wants to spend time with you 

-so he inadvertently gets into it.  

Sero 

- very into the spiritual aspect of it

-show him your Alter 

- tell him about your patrons 

- Talk to him about the connection you have with the animals you have 

- finds it all very fascinating 

-Sero also has a fuck ton of candles and incents in his room so you both feel very at home in each other's rooms

- will play ‘low-fi hip hop for witches only” when you come over to his room

- he also likes helping you clean bones, finds it very calming. 

- Sero is a bit of a head ass tho 

-He will take a Rat skull you have and gnash its teeth at you so it looks like it’s talking

-like if you are ignoring him maybe you will talk to the bones

-like I said headass

-but your headass

Mina 

-most weirded out by it 

-why can’t you have,,, cutter hobbies?

- that being said if anyone else makes fun of your they are dead 

- no one gets to bully her Sweetie 

-except her lol

-she appreciates the aesthetic tho

- your vibe? excellent 

-eventually, she comes around to see it all in creepy-cute kinda way

- will put little bows on your skulls if you let her. 

- “We sacrifice this manicure to Aphrodite cus Self-love is important too- or uh however this works.”

- She will help you organize your alter to 

- it will be perfect and cute as hell 

-just like you~

Jirou 

-heart eyes motherfucker

- tbh also a witch 

- Witch girlfriends babyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

- more of a plant Witch has lots of little succulents 

-she thinks your bones are cool but is a little wigged out by it

-probably won’t touch them ever but she likes the way they look

- what if you shared alter space ahaha unless...

- she’s into it all from the word go 

-loves forest dates where she can collect little plants and you can collect some little animals

-ten out of ten witchy girlfriends

- (sorry Jirou was a little shorter this post was getting long)

[roguish-gallery]

Did you ever make that joker tier list, I always like seeing what people think of all the different ones. Though if they put Romero last I can no longer respect them.

LMAO I DID! I think I’ve made it kind of obvious in this blog but I... don’t... particularly... care... for... the joker.... unless he’s, y’know, fun to watch. Cause he’s a clown, and clowns are supposed to be entertaining. But since you politely brought it up, and and because I have a deep respect for mutual Romero-lovers, I guess this would be a good time to explain my rankings and just discuss my general thoughts on each clown:

General Thoughts:

For the most part, I don’t really care for the Joker. This is hardly an uncommon opinion here on tumblr, but I definitely fall on the side of the fandom that feels that he gets too much attention from DC. I get WHY they use him so often for films and comics, and I don’t have anything against *most* folks who consider them their favorite Batman villain, but at this point he’s used more for shock value and as a crutch instead of anything interesting. Like, instead of giving attention to the other Rogues, writers (at least for the comics) will try and make up some bullshit story that they can shoehorn the Joker into, ‘cause it sells. It’s tiring, and I feel like the character has lost his meaning; I can only read so many stories about the Joker, I don’t fucking know, wearing a suit made from dead babies and Jason Todd’s flayed corpse before I get sick of it.

I’m at the point where I’ll like any Joker who’s just fun to watch. I genuinely respect those who prefer darker interpretations of the character, but that isn’t me; I vastly prefer the lighthearted takes on him, because... at this point... writers who use the “cleaner” version of him tend to be more creative, since they actually have to write a Joker story that doesn’t rely on gore/torture porn.

TIER ONE:

Joker Baby: Self explanatory. Joker Baby is thematic, thoughtful, and intense. Everytime I watch this video, I shiver with fear and pleasure; something primal in me awakens whenever Joker Baby runs his fingers through his spray-on dyed hair, and ends up smearing green paint on his forehead- it represents the inner turmoil, the chaos, that resides within the disturbed body that is Joker Baby. Nothing can ever hope to top the artistic and cultural impact Joker Baby has had on society.

TIER TWO:

Batman Ninja: I genuinely believe that Batman Ninja is one of the most fun, organic, and creative things to come out from the Batman side of DC comics in like... hmmm... a decade, maybe (I could talk for hours about how much I love this movie but that’s something for a future post). This Joker is easily, and unironically my favorite interpretation of the character, period. I love his energy, his design, everything. This is the most fun I’ve ever had watching a Joker on-screen, and for that I’ve gotta give the film credit where it is due.

Batman ‘66: I looooove Caesar Romero. Batman ‘66 in general is one of my favorite pieces of Batman media, and I absolutely adore this Joker. The show is pure, genuine fun, and it’s nice to turn my brain off and watch a show where the entire cast was allowed to goof around. This Joker is just a cute, goofy little clown-man who likes to commit crimes, go surfing, turn Gotham’s water reserve into gelatin, and have wild orgies with Penguin, Catwoman, and the Riddler. I massively appreciate the hustle. I love his little mustache and his facial expressions. I’d give him a chaste little kiss on the cheek if I could.

The Batman: EXTREMELY CONTROVERSIAL TAKE BUT. I think TB!Joker is better than what people will give him credit for. I can only imagine how stressful it must have been to be the first Batman cartoon to follow BTAS and the writers for this show knew they were gonna be fucked no matter what they did with the Joker, so they just decided to try something completely different with him. Personally, I appreciate the new direction- he has a fun, unhinged energy. I’ve placed him higher than BTAS/BTNA!Joker simply because The Batman was the show that got me into the Rogues in the first place, and I’m just a bit closer to this Joker because of it. Also his vampire form was cool as FUCK in Batman Vs. Dracula and the scene where he gets drenched in blood at a blood bank is fucking awesome.

Batman the Animated Series/The New Adventures: Everyone loves BTAS’s Joker, and I’m no exception. Mark Hamill is fucking great, and the writers clearly knew the character well enough to create a version of him that can be fun and threatening. As an aside, I unironically like his redesign in BTNA- I remember Hamill mentioning somewhere that he thought it was neat that this Joker looked more like a shark (I’ll see if I can find a source on that... I think he said it in an interview with Kevin Smith?) and I kinda agree with him. the redesigns in the final season are hit or miss, but I didn’t get why so many people bitched about the Joker’s new look.

Batman Unlimited: Hear me out... Hear me out... Clown... funny... and cute... He wears a little crown and gives Solomon Grundy a little smooch on the cheek and it is as delightful as it sounds. Yes the Batman Unlimited films literally only exist to sell toys but that doesn’t mean I can’t enjoy them on some ironic level.

TIER THREE:

Lego Batman: He’s a gay icon. He has the range. Enough said.

White Knight: This is just a genuinely good, original take on the character, and the art in White Knight is absolutely gorgeous. 

Arkham: My friends and I joke that this Joker is basically a more unhinged version of BTAS! Joker and... yeah. I’m glad Hamill and Paul Dini got to fuck around with the character more, but I never really dwelled on the Joker parts of the games like I might have for other characters. I definitely liked him the most in Arkham Asylum, as he was more fun to watch. Arkham City was fiiiiine, but I think I replayed the game so much that I kinda got fatigued with everything about it. Genuinely hated his part in Origins, and I was pissed that he stole the attention from Black Mask and Bane (who’s the best fucking part of Origins IMO). I’ll admit that I... Haven’t... played... Knight yet (I have it on PC but my laptop is too wimpy to run it) but like... He’s dead at that point, so I’d assume he isn’t the main point of that game anyway. I love Mark Hamill and the fact I can personally beat the shit out of this Joker, so he’s ranked up pretty high for those reasons.

TIER FOUR:

Batman ‘89: TBH this Joker should be a rank higher, but I’m too lazy to hop onto PicsArt to change it. NIcholson was an excellent choice, and I apprecaite how this Joker makes use of the playful and unhinged aspects of the character. Also, his outfits are cute, and I love the museum scene.

Brave and the Bold: Technically this Joker SHOULD be ranked higher since he’s literally based on the more lighthearted comics in the 60′s but... ehhh... I haven’t really watched BATB so I don’t have any strong opinions on the show and how it handles the character. he’s ranked this high through beause I appreciate what they were going for.

Golden Age: The quality of comics are always subjective, based on the creative team behind them. Some I’ll like more, others less so, It’s kind of hard to rank the pre-52 comic version of the Joker because of this.

TIER FIVE:

Killing Joke: Read it, didn’t care for it. I acknowledge how massive the impact this comic had on... everything, but just because I recognize how important this graphic novel is, doesn’t mean I have to like it.

The Dark Knight: Ledger did an excellent job with the role, but uhh... I’m kind of sick of the alt-right chuds who are out there sucking this Joker’s dick. The fanbase definitely ruined the character for me.

TIER SIX:

99′: Eh

Endgame: No

Suicide Squad: NO

Death of the Family: Hate him. Despise him. Lame stupid dumb little edgy bitch.

Gotham (Jeremiah): I don’t particulary care for Gotham in general, but the only reason I ranked this Joker over Jerome is beause I thought it was kinda funny to see that they made him a little rat-man, and I liked watching all the fujoshi on here cry and complain that they can’t ship this version of the joker with the pre-pubescent Bruce Wayne in the show bc he’s too ugly.

Gotham (Jerome): stop shippping this freak (who is fucking eighteen years old) with a literal twelve year old child. what the FUCK is wrong with yall.

UNRANKED:

The Joker (2019): I don’t plan on watching this film, nor will I ever. I know this is ironic, coming from someone who runs a Rogue blog, but stuff that focuses primarily on a character’s deteriorating mental health makes me reaaaaallllllyyyyy anxious (it’s kind of a phobia) and considering that I don’t particularly the Joker, I have no reason to watch something I know will only give my dumb ADHD-ass intrusive throughts.