#but then this bitch with a handsome face and a charmingly docile demeanor just Has to show up
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Me planning on romancing Silas in fire emblem. Me inviting him over every chance I get. Like Come On bitch let's get goin
And then Inigo shows up. My resolve is instantly wavering.
#speculation nation#calling him inigo bc i hate that they changed his name to laslow in this game lmfao#arguably one of the least sexy names around. rivaled only by zero being changed to fucking Niles#why do they hate sexy men. theyre like 'these men are too sexy so we must give them the least sexy names possible'#it keeps the world in balance. apparently.#yes i have romanced both niles and laslow in previous games#and ALSO kaden. and kaze.#i actually have not romanced any women in fire emblem fates lmfao bc the ONE time i played as a guy#was when i romanced niles. bc of Course i had to do the gay option.#im still in love with kaden too. and i miss my daughters#but i wanted to do something new!!! im usually a sucker for childhood friends!!!#but then this bitch with a handsome face and a charmingly docile demeanor just Has to show up#he appeared and i was just like 'i could kiss you straight on the mouth'#why cant i just collect all the fictional men in one game. i want to have all my daughters. life is so unfair
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