Jacob: "These were our traditional values..."
Ebbie: "He calls them 'traditional' "🤦🏻♂️
Jacob: "And now to our non-traditional values"
Ebbie: "God please no, we swore would not mention it until the day of our death"
Jacob: "Well, unfortunately I'm already (points to the nook around his neck) so I'm no longer bound by that oath. Remember that one Christmas party back in 2006 when that was still allowed...?"
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