#buttPleasure

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🚨 Heads‑Up, Coven: Tonight on Patreon I’m dropping the full She Told Me to Put a Finger in Her Butt dossier—my neuro‑forensic anal→cervix protocol that’s scientifically proven to co‑activate hidden pleasure circuits and legally wrapped in satire. Prepare to permanently rewrite your sex life.

“Your fingertip becomes a neural probe, tracing secret corridors of ecstasy and detonating synchronized orgasms.”

👉 Read the full dossier here (paid members only): https://www.patreon.com/posts/she-told-me-to-127225399?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link

💣 CALL TO ACTION (INVOKE HER FLOWER): 🔁 Reblog if you dare breach the taboo. 📤 DM this to someone who thinks “just one finger” is harmless. 👁️ Save this post if you’ve ever felt there was a key to deeper pleasure. 🔥 Reblog before the barrier seals again.