#by my black hand watches zexal

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@bymyblackhand and I are finally back together again to watch YuGiOh! Zexal!

We are picking up where we left off with episode 31! To read all of BlackHands first zexal watch click the "bymyblackhand watches zexal" tag below

Episode 31

"Jim did you have a grandson?"

"I see..."

"Cool story babe now bring me a sandwich "

"This man is giving me....what's the word...his vibe is simply atrocious"

"How old was this man when she met him"

"Oh hi shark, where have you been?"

"Once again, randos who look like they could be protagonists"

"Oh hi Quattro, I forgot about this plotline"

"That is Shark for 'I don't wanna duel you"

"Oh hi Kite, there's been a lot of 'oh hi' in this one"

"Oh hello, are you related to um...a certain... Mad Dog?"

"You're cheating aren't you?"

"He looks like he's related to Jim, but his deck works like Joeys"

"Kari on MOTORCYCLES!!"

"Isn't that what your dad did?"

"Astral using human lingo"

Episode 32

"This is what the card is for"

"Your uncle, I see"

"Astral...never tell me the odds"

"Now that's made up"

"It's Time for Utopia!"

"Missed opportunity to call #96 Distopia"

"You gotta know when to hold em, know when to fold em, know when to walk away"

"Draw the card bitch"

"Kari-rider" *starts singing kamen rider songs"

Episode 33

"I agree with Quinton, your attitude is weird"

"You make all those faces"

"So that's what you sound like Trey"

"Thats..that's your dad"

*sees Lillybot* "You're still around?"

"That's a terrible idea, you're gonna lose"

*black hand talking shit about Quattro while I glare *

"Obvious evil laugh is obvious"

"I don't like Bronk "

"Trey is just watching..."

"Knowing that he's the puppet guy...he's going to take their monsters isn't he"

"Bronks cards are similar to Bonapartes"

"Ugh hes so obvious"

"How has astral not caught on to quattros act?"

"It's means he's a bitch and you should have realized it from how fake he is"

"He still technically complimented them"

"You're so fucking extra"

*me defending Quattro swearing he's not evil*

"After what I just whatched??"

Me: " he's just a sadist, he's not evil "

*the gayest "Oh hiiii~~~ ever when shark arrives*

Episode 34

"Oh its time for Trey to destroy Shark isn't it?"

"Oh that's right we haven't heard about her yet"

"You're going to get destroyed by a little bitch in pink now 😈"

"You don't even know what YOU need numbers for Astral"

"Yuma stay and support your boyfriend"

"That marshmallow is gonna destroy you"

"That is a vacuum cleaner"

*black hand gets yelled at by @cursednemesisprime for fanboying over Trey too loud while she's trying to sleep*

"BIG JAWS!!"

"Why did you use the water field?"

"Why did you tell him then?"

*trey summons shark drake * "ooooohhhhh I seeeeee, you're trying to give him the number , I see what game you're playing"

"You're more manipulative than I thought!"

"Persona!"

"nO I WoNt"

"You just out asspulled my asspull, what is this, Jojo pt 2?"

"It's the Mayan calander."

"This really is just you out asspulled my asspull the duel"

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Back on our Zexal Bullshit today, @bymyblackhand and I are watching episode 22

*sympathetic noises aimed at the Tenjo Brothers *

Sees Heartland "I hate you"

"I hate you so much, I hate you, you capitalist bastard"

"Hey Shark,...wait why are you at school?"

"Someone's gonna steal that aren't they"

"Awww"

"Aww Sharks smiling!!"

Orbital transforms "I love him"

"Of course the once sunny beautiful day is now grey and rainy"

"He loves him"

"You are a good boyfriend, Shark"

"Magical girl transformation "

About Kites photon tattoo "That has to hurt"

"A heartbeat noise when your eye is going like that is NOT a good sign"

"You dramatic little bitch"

"That's not how that works "

*looks up acid golem"

"It doesn't say anything about taking 2000 damage when it's destroyed"

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Episode 23

"This is all Caswell's fault"

"He's making up for it being his fault"

"I do really like Mr. K"

"Poor guy"

"Barian name drop!!"

"Shouldn't you do photon transformation first?"

"Barians barians barians barians"

"A duel inside the key?"

"2 magical girl transformations"

"Yay we get to see Astrals duel disk"

"That's a weird looking hammer"

"Stop playing psychoanalyst Astral"

"Hes not like Yuuma, he hates his parents"

"Ah it's just 'photon heavy storm"

"KITTY"

"They should have brought the teacher"

*Mr. Ks virus opens the door* black hand smirks

"KATOBINGU"

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Episode 24

"Rideeerrrrr Kiiiiick"

"Bronk smash"

"That face on Caswell there"

"How'd you gut your shoes back?"

"I bet he won't summon Galaxy Eyes just to mess with Astral"

"Orbital, you're so stupid"

"Where'd the portal go?"

"HENSHIN"

"Kite is like 'what the hell is going on?'"

*Kite asks what's going on* "EXACTLY WHAT I SAID!!"

"Shining draw!! It's time for cheating powers!"

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Episode 25

"Why didn't the other people move?"

"That's sad, Cathy"

"Oh its a recap episode......."

"And now you're late for school"

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Episode 26

"You should get out of the road, Yuuma"

*sees the arclights are in the theme song now*

*leaps out of chair* "TREY!! MY SON TREY!!"

"You fucking dumbass..."

"Hiiiii Shaaaarrrk!"

"He wasn't even condescending awwww "

"QUATTRO"

"Where's your cute brother?"

Me: as if Quattro knows, he don't give a fuq

"That's why he sucks!"

Me: HEY! He's my favorite Arclight!

"VETRIX"

"Doesnt he still have the mind of an adult??"

"Can't believe Nistro is only a year older than Kite...Kites trans confirmed "

*Yuuma roasts Heartland* " GOOD."

Me realizing I've spoiled too much by rambling over the years when BlackHand says "I can't wait until Heartland turns into a fly"

"Poor Caswell doesn't even have a casual outfit"

"That ball is a waste of good cards"

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Episode 27

"CASWELL AND CATHY!"

"They made him Brittish for a reason, didn't they"

"Finally a good 'Go Go Go' pun"

*Gagaga Magician shows up in a soccer uniform*

"THEY TOOK AWAY HIS DRIP! 😡"

"You give the most bulkshit reasons for helping, Astral."

"Cathy looks weird without her glasses"

*insert rant about Striker having a soccer deck while saying he hates soccer*

"And he did it all without a number"

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Episode 28

"Wait a minute...I've SEEN this!! When have I seen this? I've seen these 2 episodes before!! I remember the construction site and the guy has a construction deck!! This is deja vu"

Me: did you see it over my shoulder when I first watched it?

"I don't know but, I've seen this"

"Road roller da wryyy"

"Do you think the voice actors are good at playing the game since they know how it works?"

Me without even blinking because I suck and I know how it's played: No.

"I love how astrals just looking around at how the buildings made "

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Episode 29

"Anna!"

"Why are you trying to kill him?"

"Rocks in his duel fuel?!"

*flinches when Anna punches the wall*

*Anna summons a monster*

"A TRAIN"

*a plane silhouette appears* "oh..." *followed by a closeup of a train* "Oh?" *sees it is a plane carrying a train* "Oh-wha? What?"

"A lovely attack name"

"He could break up with her"

"What fresh 'XYZ Dragon Canon' hell is this?"

"She was in love with someone else wasn't she?"

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Episode 30

"He's like a mix between Chumley and Gong!"

"Giant park dedicated to 🍅Yuya🍅!!"

"Please tell me these are real cards"

"Does he just not like tomatoes?"

*sees a tomato breathe fire*

"OH MY GOD HE IS RELATED TO CHUMLEY"

"I forgot that in the dub they made hot sauce! Which is made of tomatoes!"

"I like how he's been winning without Utopia"

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@bymyblackhand and I are watching Zexal again today, starting with

Episode 20!!

"Woah, dark mist, alrighty then time for Astrals emo cousin"

The facial expressions Black Hand has been making while Bronk and Yuuma have flashbacks and argue are full of "Why are you even friends" energy

Kanna-chan be like "When will Shark show up again tho..."

"Love it when your deck box starts vomiting black ichor"

"I really like Dark Mists design"

Me: everyone does

"Why do they bother censoring him?? It's not even a glow blur, it's just a lighter black!"

"It's like pot of greed but a glove"

Bronk is kind of an Ass

Episode 21

"Of course even security measures are beaten by dueling"

"Why do they always grab him?"

@autistpus from the other room " cuz Yuumas trash"

"That's a cool duel disk!"

"Trans Robot! Trans Robot"

"How do you know those words?"

"Those things are fucking terrifying under that cute exterior"

*Black Hand is thoroughly entertained by Lillybots monsters designs*

"I hate you Bronk"

"Ha ha"

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I told @bymyblackhand we weren't watching Zexal tonight and he sent me this

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Episode 16

"Japanese Darth Vader"

I complain about lack of Kaze fanart, so he's looking through pixiv to try and find some

"Does he have a different name in Japan I can search?"

Insomni Looks up yamikawa getting practically the same results on google

"You don't have any friends"

Insomni continues to simp for ninja boy

@bymyblackhand finds incredibly cute fanart for me on pixiv

Episode plays in the background while he shows me multiple adorable pics

"Why did they change his name in the dub"

"Bringing him back was pointless if not worse for you"

"Stop the sword with your hair"

"That eyeliner be on fleek tho"

"Well that was a fast change of heart Kari"

"Astrals in his boat-house-clock thing"

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Zexal 15

"It's neither of you twos faults, Kite is just better than you."

"Hello Grandma"

"I love her"

"Maternal characters in yugioh are great"

Abridged Kaiba Stairs rant

"That cleaning would take like an hour at most" says the guy who can't clean his own room

"You're defective "

"XYZ DRAGON CANON"

"What the fuck just-wha, huh? OH!"

"From your graveyard? You can't fusion summon from your graveyard with regular polymerization "

"This man has a katana"

"Ninja time"

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Zexal Episode 14

"He's so mean to his robot"

"Phoenix Wright character looking ass"

"THATS YOUR SON!"

"I see, it's like burst stream of destruction"

"Of course you can't think 'straight'"

"Kazuma why are you letting your son climb a cliff?"

"Why did you say that out loud?"

"He obviously heard exactly what you said!"

Makes transformer noises when orbital changes*

"Oh he can be a motorcycle too?

Knowing how much I love Kaze

"Ooh it's time for ninja man"

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Ep 13

" a baseball bat? He has a fucking baseball bat, just use a taser"

"Why is he whistling?"

"Is he humming his own theme?"

Kite: OH I want

"That was so unnecessarily horny"

"Police brutality"

"What happens to all the trash?"

Me: you're about to find out

"HART?!"

"So they just send the trash to another dimension?"

"CEOs in yugioh are either teenaged idiots or old assholes"

"ZA WORULDO"

"Banshee? Since when is he a banshee?"

"OH No! Zane flasbacks"

"Kites a barbie girl in a barbie world"

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Episode 12

With me, my shark Ryoga, and @bymyblackhand

"Ooh the darkened eyes"

"Mambo #5"

"You know I would say something about how lackluster the names of these cards are...but numeronious numeronium"

"BIG JAWS"

"Hanging on by a thread there buddy "

"Shark it's pronounced crevice not crehvass"

"OH so they're gay too"

"I'm probably going to be saying this a lot but...GAY"

"Super gay...literally equi--HEY THAT LOOKS LIKE BUSTER BLADER!"

"I feel like these guys would be cursing a lot more in real life"

"Was that the JAWS theme?"

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Episode 11

Sees UFO turtle

"Cards made for @autistpus "

"Did he just say 'epic fail'?"

"Did we watch the same duel Bronk?"

"Yuma likes bad boys "

"Tori be like 'oh damn he gay'"

"Are you stupid?"

"Pompadour what?

"BIG JAWS"

Incredulous "Baggypants lavasaurus and pompadour something I don't remember"

"Para and Dox you ain't "

"Bonk"

"What nothing about pants with that one?:

Pretty impressive graphics for a Monster that won't ever be used again"

Yuuma: my grandma punches harder than that!

"I bet she does! Having met her I bet she does!"

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Episode 10

"HELLO AGAIN YOU "

"You're eyes aren't far apart this time!"

"OH so this is the 'save the boyfriend from the bad crowd ' episode"

"Why are YOU upside down?"

"And why are your earrings defying gravity?"

"How did you even get a group of big burly buff guys to follow you without dueling you are a skinny 14 year old bitch boy"

"GAY"

"Why are your running? WHY ARE YOU RUNNING"

"Hardcore parkour"

"Why are there unfinished roads in this futuristic city?"

"It's a good thing the duel disks do the math automatically because I don't think Yuuma can"

"BIG JAWS"

"I negate your negation"

"Gay"

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Today we start @bymyblackhand s watch with episode 9: Feline Frenzy

"Space Nook?"

"Are her cards real "

"What in the goddamn, why does 8t have the face of that arc v mouth card?"

"This lady is so jealous of everything"

"That's just catwoman with wolverine claws"

"Where are your parents woman?"

"Gee ya don't say?"

"This has played out in so many pieces of media"

"OH goddammit really?!"

"You are so oblivious you little mother fucked, can you not see she is trying to talk?!"

"There's no number card Astral"

"So they were just playing red light green light this whole time?"

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Episode 8

"Does she not have a name?"

"Gattai Robo"

Watches Yuma down a giant riceball whole

"That's impossible to do..."

Sees Shark

"OH HI YOU! Where did you come from?"

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Episode 7

"He is a complete and total dork, even more than Yuma "

"But Yuna doesn't have any parents...."

"Th-thats Syrus"

"I hate this woman"

"They're so heavy handed with these messages"

"Literally just 'Panther Warrior 2'"

Yuma: "Astral what's tribute summoning?

Bro: could not be more done with Yuma

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Episode 6

"Why are all of them bones?"

"Losing still feels bad"

"Taking this from someone who wears bell bottom pants with flames on them"

"Somethings wrong here"

"That's what you take away from this?!"

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Episode 5

"Dueling can lead to drugs and gay sex"

"Where is your nose??"

Next scene with Flip

"There's your nose!

The sarcastic eyebrow raising is near constant

Me: "Isn't Flip adorable?"

Bro: "He scares me..."

"An epic summoning for such a tiny little thing"