#cabin boy likes guns and is actually invested in piracy

[lesbiankoby]

what is the kobyluzo kids relationship with each other like? (if they have one idk how big their age gap is xp)

-1pcii

i’ve been making jokes about luffy undoubtedly going out of his way to collect a “treasure baby” ala uta and shanks for ages so they actually have an older sibling with an indeterminate personality that’s like six years older then niku but that kid is really probably more of the collective responsibility slash kid of the ship and was like, three when adopted as a cabin boy. and likes ussop the best anyway.

but it was evidence that any of these clowns can be trusted with the responsibility of a human baby, lol. im pretty sure Eldest Sibling By A Country Mile has a bit of a complex about asserting his big brotherly authority…… good luck. lol.

anyway the kobylu baby / niku was an accident (lol!) (koby is extremely embarrassed by this) and is something like three years older then tanto the zolu baby (who may or may not have hatched out of an egg)… she’s pretty protective of them as the baby but they think she’s stupid as hell (and unlike zoro tanto actually has an uncanny sense for direction…. they never bother to tell anyone where they’re going, though).

the cain instinct jumps out pretty embarrassingly fast considering the not insignificant gaps in their ages but they get along pretty well at the end of the day. you know how siblings are. but especially when they’re all crammed on the same ship…. whatever crazy custody agreement where koby yoinks the youngest for a while is the only thing preventing a bloodbath from happening in closed quarters. (cabin boy likes having the ship to himself again before he leaves on his own journey lol koby is like the awkward stepdad he largely mistrusts…. treasure chest gacha ssss+ pull shooting at the fleet admiral or whatever koby is to defend captains honor…… zoro laughed.)

anyway mainly niku thinks her baby sibling is cute and helpless uwa (except when they’re messing with her vintage cavendish posters or whatever die die die die die) and tanto thinks she’s stupid as all hell and kind of ditzy (debatably ironic coming from them) but will silently hamstring losers who think they can get away with bothering her. their dads are all chronically embarrassing people who named them meat and sword. (koby tried)