#cal is gradually realizing he can never actually introduce cassie to oleander like even if they get their relationship in order.

[anonymouspuzzler]

more cally o'pia au stuff. cassie basically only hears about oleander when cal comes by to sulk about them breaking up so she has a Very Normal and Level-Headed View of This Random Man She's Never Met

[Image 1 ID: A black-and-white drawing of Loboto and Cassie O'Pia based on Puzz's "Cally o'Pia" Psychonauts AU. Cal is wearing a Psychonauts janitorial uniform, various jewelry similar to Cassie's, a flower in his shoulder-length hair, and glasses similar to his childhood self. He and Cassie are sitting at a table, and Cal is flopped over on the tabletop, sobbing and gesticulating wildly. In the background is cut-off text of him speaking, reading "LIKE HE (cut off) EVEN WANT TO (cut off) ME I SAID WH(cut off)OSE(cut off) DO AND THEN WE GOT IN (cut off)S BIG FIGHT AND I FEEL (cut off) STUPID". Cassie has a hand on his shoulders and is looking down at him with an expression of concern. In a thought bubble, she is imagining shooting a swarm of bees at Oleander, with text next to the stick-figure doodle reading "BEES." End ID.]

[Image 2 ID: A black-and-white drawing of Loboto and Cassie O'Pia based on Puzz's "Cally o'Pia" Psychonauts AU. Cassie says, "You look happier! Getting over that ex of yours?" Cal, startling and looking sheepish, replies, "Oh- uh- well. Actually we got back together." Cassie, pressing her hands together and looking incredulous, says, "Genuinely what is wrong with you". End ID.]