#calling ur parent by their name is behavior of the pale complexion if you get what I mean

[dersitedreamr]

Re your alpha dave and dirk post from agesss ago: i think dirk would call dave "dad." Maybe he would call him dave to piss him off if they ever had any fights. Idk i have a lot of other headcanons and stuff for alpha striders cause im ill about them.

Oh man I wish I could remember what post this was referencing 🤦 (<= mad at myself) this is the craziest thing you can do as a kid factually. Now I’m thinking about what Dave would be in his contacts… “dave strider” “dave” “dad” “legal guardian” (<= title by a kid who thinks they’re clever and a smart ass to cover up feelings of hurt)