#came up on incorrect quotes generator and it was too uncanny

[wispedvellichor]

Not!Donna: What do we think of Doctor? pause Not!Doctor: sighs Nice pal. Donna : I think they're gay.

[karahalloway]

Incorrect Quote Generator

Rules: Use this (https://perchance.org/incorrect-quote-generator) generator to generate a quote for your characters and share as many as you like! The results are uncanny!

Thanks so much for the tag @angelasscribbles!! This gave me some much-needed laughs this morning! 🤣 So of course, I decided to generate some of my own!

Harper x Drake

Harper: Being half asleep and feeling someone gently plant a kiss on your forehead is one of the purest kinds of love in the world. Drake: Unless you're home alone.

Yeesh, Drake! But this reminded me of the conversation that Harper and Drake had in the wine celler in Lythikos, so I had to include!

Harper: The universe is cold and unfeeling. The only constant is chaos. Drake: Was that place out of chocolate-chip pancakes again?

...most probably 🤣

Computer: Please enter a password.

Harper: *types in Drake*

Computer: Your password is too weak.

Harper: How fucking DARE YOU-

Agree with Harper 🤣

*Drake is talking about their past* Drake: I guess it was that day I came home to a cold, empty house, devoid of light and love, and I knew then that my sorrows would only grow. Harper: Drake, this is the saddest life story I have ever heard! And you haven't even covered the teen years! Christian: Oh, I'm sure it gets better! Drake: Ha! No, at eleven, things really took a turn for the worst.

I mean... It's like this thing read TRR

Harper: I have feelings for you.

Drake: Why? What's wrong with you? Are you sure you're okay?

Harper x Christian

Christian: Everything will be ok. You can not stop it. Everything will be fine. You have no choice. Harper: What the fuck kind of pep talk is that? Christian: Ominous positivity.

This one creeped me the heck out because it is so foreshadowing of things to come in (Less Than) Noble Intentions!!😬

Hana going a bit crazy with rebellion

Hana: LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS! Drake: And here we have a capitalist. Harper: Did you just- Max: Let us all take a moment to appreciate that all of human history, human language, and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible.

Maxwell's deepest darkest fear

Bertrand: What's the scariest horror movie you've ever watched? Drake: IT. Leo: Annabelle. Christian: Paranormal Activity. Maxwell: High School Musical. All throughout high school I was scared that everyone was gonna randomly get up and start singing and dancing, and I would be the only one who doesn't know the words.

This cracked me up no end because this is very legit Maxwell fear to have!

Drake x Christian

Christian: I feel so burnt out. Drake: Don't worry, it'll be over soon. Christian: Are you gonna... assassinate me? Drake: Well, not if you're expecting it.

Love how Drake's actually thought about it!🤣

Drake x Maxwell

Maxwell: She's the girl of my dreams! Drake: You say every girl is the girl of your dreams. Maxwell: I have a lot of dreams.

Maxwell: Drake! This soup is flaccid! Drake: LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN?!

I... I... I just can't...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Leo et al

Leo: So don't panic but one of us is possessed by an owl.... Maxwell: .... Drake: ..... Christian: ...... Bertrand: ..Who? Leo: That's the thing we don't- *Everyone stares at Bertrand*

OF COURSE it's Bertrand!🤣

Bertrand: What does "take out" mean? Maxwell: Food. Christian: Dating. Drake: Murder. Leo: It can be all three if you're brave enough.

I mean... *snort* Leo's got a point!

The Beaumonts

Maxwell: Yes, I'm adopting Bertrand and you cowards can't tell me no!

Bertrand: I can never give Maxwell shit because I'm jealous of them. They look at their life and say, "Sweet! This is perfect!" I look at my life and say, "Welp. Time to get drunk."

Savannah: How would you like your coffee? Bertrand: As dark as my soul. Savannah: Got it, one cup of milk coming right up!

Savs knows him so well! 🤣

Tagging my permas in case you need a giggle, and anyone who wants to play!

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