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low-budget-mulan · 7 years
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ALL OF THEM
Kelseyville, we really need to stop doing this.
1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say?
...H...how did you get here???.... Why are you here?.... Ew. 
2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed?
I gave my kiddo a good night kiss. She is fine I think?
3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care?
Yep. I would tell him it’s me or drugs. 
4. Is your last name longer than six letters?
Oh you betcha 
5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober?
None
6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up?
Have someone as in sex? if so then no. Or wanted someone as in relationship? Because if it is the relationship one I didn’t mess anything up because nobody ever has a crush on me lol
7. What does your last received text say?
ok
8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?
Romantically? never kissed anyone. Platonically? A lot. She is one of the cutest little kiddos you will ever meet and I love her. 
9. Where was your last kiss at?
Didn’t have one. 
10. When is the last time you saw your sister?
A couple days ago? I don’t leave my room much...
11. What do you drink in the morning?
The blood of my enemies. And a nice cup of coffee
12. Where did you sleep last night?
In the Nest 
13. Do you think relationships are hard?
Yes, but if it is worth it then you will work for it.
14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you?
Probably.
15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems?
N/a
16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?
RAINY ALL THE WAY
17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?
No, but I have met someone who has my middle name for her first name which is really cool!!! 
18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants?
Leggings.
19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now?
I sure hope so.
20. Does anyone like you?
I wish
21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S?
N/A
22. Is the last person you kissed gay?
N/A
23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand?
Oh you betcha. 
24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo?
I CANT WAIT UNTIL I GET ONE. I will probably get it before I move 
25. In the past week have you cried?
Probably
26. What breed was the last dog you saw?
I don’t know? I don’t leave my room often 
27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower?
yes. 
28. Have you ever kissed a football player?
N/A
29. Do you think you’re old?
Depends who I am around.
30. Do you like text messaging?
Yes. So much easier than talking to people. 
31. What type of day are you having?
Lazy day all day every day.
32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?
Yes. I might do that before I move
33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather?
COLD TO GO MATCH MY HEART 
34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?
Yes. And his name is Jesus. 
35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling?
Relationship. I don’t do flings. 
36. Are you a simple or complicated person?
Mostly simple, but can have complicated moments 
37. What song are you listening to?
I am listening to the rain. It’s amazing 
38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it?
Depends who I am saying sorry to. 39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you?
Nobody knows everything about me. 40. What made you start liking the person you like now?
feelings probably41. When did you last receive a text message?
about two episodes of x-files ago?42. What is wrong with you right now?
A lot. 43. How well do you know the last female you texted?
She my bfffffff44. Does anyone disgust you?
oh you betcha 45. Would you date someone right now if they asked?
Depends who the person is. But if it is the guy who may or may not be flirting with me then yes. 46. Are you in a good mood right now?
I am only in a good mood when I don’t have a headache. So I am always in a bad mood47. Who was the last person you talked to in person?
My friend Chris.48. What color shirt are you wearing?
Grey49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear?
Always50. Anyone you’re giving up on?
My family51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for?
Never really fell that hard for anyone. 
52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t?
No53. Do you like rain?
RAIN GIVES ME STRENGTH 54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?
I think everyone should drink if they want to, but only if it is done responsibly55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?
I never tell anyone if I like them.  56. Do you like to cuddle?
Yes57. Are you shy?
Depends. 58. Do you get along with girls?
Yes59. Have you dated the person you texted last?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA no. Never.  60. What do you carry with you at all times?
A knife. And my phone.  61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you?
Yea. I would just come with blessed salt and holy water.  62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months?
Yes.  63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship?
HAHAHAHAHAHA no. Nobody loves me.  64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute?
Yes.65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week?
I caught a cute little pokemon. It’s a Shuckle. 
66. How old are the last three people you kissed?
N/A
67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself?   
Pay, but I also maybe get my nails done once a year. I don’t waste money on pointless things 68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print?    
Neither.69. Do you have any stickers on your car?    
No70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne?    
Who?71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone?    
ANDROID IS THE BEST 72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut?    
I only buy good pizza73. Do you like diet soda?    
depends which one it is 74. What color are the walls in your room?    
Dark blue75. Are you 16 or older?    
i aint no baby76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars?    
no. 77. Do you have a job?    
I have like 5   78. What are your initials?    
SADV79. Did you ever have braces?    
Yes80. Are you from the south?    
Southern california. that’s south of the northern california 
81. What does your last status on facebook say?    
Hey, Lent is coming up. You should give your self up. To me.82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed?    
N/A83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad?    
No. 84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics?    
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA No85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters?    
I have no idea. Finding dory? 86. Do you smoke?    
Ew no87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops?    
flippity flops88. Is your phone touch screen?    
Yes89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly?    
Straight. Curling takes too much time and I dont know how 90. Have you ever snuck out of your house?    
All day every day. 91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool?    
Lake92. Have you ever made out in a car?    
No93. …Had sex in a car?    
No94. Are you single or in a relationship?    
Single and ready to mingle 95. What were you doing last night at midnight?    
catching pokemon96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks?    
4th of july97. Do you like the camera on your phone?    
it ok. Android is better 98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits?    
I have a friend who can get me into disneyland. I think those are spectacular benefits.99. Have you ever passed out from drinking?    
Nope100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate?    
No. I unfriended those people long ago101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?    
No. But I have made my priest think I was pregnant. 102. Name your favorite Kesha song:    
Who dat?103. Do you have any tan lines right now?    
Yes. Many104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts?    
I would never wear cowboy boots
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