#cannotstop laughing

[astroxnot]

why does this text i got from my dad read like a tumblr post

[angelrinisadork]

I’m laughing so hard cause I think we share maybe 2 FE ships across the entire franchise but now I’m curious what ships you have for 3H so far since they’re so different from mine? xP

Dimitri/Byleth owns my soul

Claude/Hilda also owns my soul

I also ADORE Felix/Annette, Sylvain/Ingrid, Dedue/Mercedes, Ashe/Petra, Raphael/Marianne, Leonie/Ignatz, Linhardt/Lysithea, Caspar/Bernadetta, Ferdinand/Dorothea, Seteth/Manuela, and I know they don’t have supports and I’m salty about that, but I crackship Cyril/Flayn.

A lot of these ships need more love.

Claude/Hilda not only are on the same wavelength, but they understand each other, can never manipulate the other, and are best friends first which is the foundation of all great relationships.

I never expected to ship Felix/Annette BUT HOLY CRAP THEIR SUPPORT! Felix is such a jerk to practically everyone in their supports until after the C support where you see there is more to Felix than being a grumpy a-hole. However with Annette HE’S NICE AND PLAYFULLY TEASING FROM THE GETGO! Also their supports are adorable! Also funny too!

Sylvain/Ingrid reminds me a lot of a couple classic anime ships I love (Miroku/Sango for instance from InuYasha). Plus I love how Sylvain has everyone fooled except her. She knows him better than most people and he her. Also they understand each other with the issues with their families and the Crest system, the two get one of the best endings regarding that issue. Also they’re childhood friends and I’m a sucker for that. I know Ingrid is childhood friends with Felix and Dimitri too...but I don’t feel the same chemistry with them as I do her and Sylvain. The other two feel more like brothers where as Sylvain I feel more like an old married couple.

Dedue/Mercedes, HOLY CRAP THIS SHIP! I was told do the support and I wouldn’t regret it, how right that was! This ship is SOOOO PURE! I don’t want to spoil too much except please check it out if you haven’t! I cannot do any justice to how wonderful these supports or their paired ending is!

Ashe/Petra is another one that surprised me. I never intended to ship it but really I was just shopping Ashe around with who I could support him with that wasn’t taken. However this one was a pleasant surprise. Their C support starts off as amusing and a little cute. But the two gel really well as it goes on and their A support and paired ending is so sweet and perfect! It feels like a natural conclusion for the two!

Raphael/Marianne, from what I knew of their personalities I had a suspicion I’d want to support them. BOY HOWDY WAS I RIGHT! It’s so dang wholesome, and Raphael is the perfect teddy bear for sweet Marianne! He doesn’t judge her at all, he accepts her as she is and embraces that. He wants to connect with her and through his efforts you can see how touched Marianne is. Also GIANT GUY AND PETITE GIRL AESTETIC!

Now as for Leonie/Ignatz, I tried, I really tried Chip. I was trying to check out Lorenz and Leonie because I know you loved it. And while it was nice, especially the B support...it didn’t pull me away from Ignatz with Leonie (as I already accidentally had their two supports done on my first playthrough when I recruited them for BL) I wanted to try your ship...but my heart couldn’t stop. It wanted to see more of Leonie/Ignatz! She’s just so darn SWEET AND KIND AND SUPPORTIVE to Ignatz. Leonie can come off a bit strong willed and stubborn in some of her supports but with Ignatz she’s so SOFT with this cute shy nerd from the getgo! She helps him figure out what he wants to do with his life and find a dream for himself and they’re both so wonderful AND IT KILLS ME THERE IS NO CONTENT FOR THEM!!! I’m sorry I tried, I really did but this ship claimed my soul and I cannot see her with anyone else.

Linhardt/Lysithea was amusing at first but surprisingly tinged with some angst, only to circle around to their A-support to be extremely heartwarming! Also Linhardt gives Lysithea one of the BEST endings in the paired endings so that boosted it a lot.

Caspar/Bernadetta was also something I never planned on shipping, heck I outright expected I wouldn’t like it. Considering how different these two are and I’m very particular about my opposite attract type ships. Because some out there have no chemistry. At first I was worried it’d go that way when I started the C support, but then the end of the C support surprised me, showing me there was more than what I originally perceived. The more I went into it the more I started to grow very fond of this pairing.

Now on my first BL playthrough, I never expected to ship Ferdinand/Dorothea. And certainly not in the way I came to ship it. I only got to their C support and from that alone, you see Dorothea STRONGLY dislikes Ferdie. However I failed to recruit Ferdinand in time for the timeskip. So unfortunately he was going to be my enemy. Well then something happened. On a certain map I’m told there is a chance you can recruit Ferdinand (and Lorenz) in the BL route IF you defeat them as Byleth. I didn’t know this as I had Dedue confronting him and to my horror I killed Ferdie. I was...very sad. I really grew fond of this ginger knucklehead noble boy pre-timeskip. Now after the battle ended and we go to the next month and I explore the monastery...I run into Dorothea at the fishing area. I was not expecting what would come out of her mouth. Remember I only got her C-support with him at the time where she plainly tells a confused Ferdinand she hates him. What Dorothea said...GUTTED ME! Through the timeskip you can see how this war is wearing thin on her. She often laments of each battle with it only bringing more death and loss of soldiers, she just wants it to end. I feel for her so much and want to hug her. But that isn’t what gutted me, it’s what she said this particular time that gutted me. “Ferdie...he was our friend. And we killed him.” THAT KILLED ME SO MUCH! Again I only got their C-support, I hadn’t seen the other supports yet. So in my eyes, claiming she hated him in the C-support was a lie, she did care. She didn’t hate him. She did see him as a friend. But because he died I locked her out of the rest of a support so she never got to tell him she was wrong and did care AND THAT KILLED ME! I vowed on my second BL playthrough THE FIRST PERSON I would recruit is Ferdie and Dorothea so I don’t put poor Dorothea through that again. Okay...long winded story aside...the rest of their support was also fantastic. But that’s why I started shipping them. AND THEIR SUPPORTS ARE REALLY GOOD TOO!

Seteth/Manuela, another case of “I never expected to ship this and yet here I am consumed by them”. I accidentally unlocked their C support which was HILARIOUS as you expect with their clashing personalities. So I started having them fight with each other more because I wanted to see if there was more hilarity. There was...some...but I was not expecting such...wow. Like their B support caught me off guard. I don’t want to say too much because wow please go see it! It’s REALLY good!

I’m salty Cyril/Flayn has no support because wtf I could see these two getting along and helping each other grow wonderful AND DANGIT INSYS WHY CAN’T I SUPPORT THEM?! Screw it I’m still crack shipping it, you cannotstop me.

I would be here all day explaining why I love Dimitri/Byleth. Like you have no idea how much I would gush about this ship. This is Chrom/Robin level of these two are soulmates and their dynamic is wonderful and they truly complete each other! And soooo many more things! Just like how pairing Robin with anyone other than Chrom—and vice versa...it feels WRONG to me to pair Dimitri or Byleth with anyone else. It has a different feel as Chrom/Robin yet the unbridled trust, affection, respect, and COMPLETENESS feels kinda similar while also being different at the same time. It certainly sucked me into this ship as hard and fast as Chrobin did. I never expected I’d fall this hard for it but holy crap it owns my soul and there is no escape for me!

[g1sunstreaker]

I DONT KNOW WHY THIS IS SO SO SO FUCKING FUNNU TO ME I CANNOTSTOP LAUGHING THERE ARE TEARS ON MY HUION PLEASE SEND HELP

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