#shitpost

[cherrygirlfriend]

pope francis died... on another, completely unrelated note, has anyone checked on how trisha paytas’s third pregnancy is going?

[great-and-small]

Can’t believe this is one of the guys who’ll choose the next pope I just saw him attack his own reflection repeatedly

[snepdotgay]

i'm out there smoking that weed that makes you high

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce uses his kids' birthdays as passcodes because there are just so fucking many of them that it's not a security risk

[calligraphy-creature]

[frecktheheck]

So I saw Shaun the sheep movie today and…yeah..

Brainrot strong 🔥

[pastesanctuary]

hotbox district

[for-those-who-wait]

Thanks for this idea @findmeinthefallair. Runny egg sandwich moment

[corvesha]

these are a subspecies/pest

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

req'd by @clinicaltrout

man i HAVE to assume toby is a pet or a baby of some description

text: Toby, NO PISSING!

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

happy weed number day

[the-future-is-chrome]

the neurodivergent experience:

20% of the time: wowwieee!!! i love my passions and interests!!!!! they make me so happy i want to jump up and down!!!!! weee!!!!!!! :3333333333

80% of the time: this mind is a prison

[tidalblazex]

Drr nrr nrr nrr nrr nrr

things in this world that kick ass

1.

[frontmansdog]

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

[frontmansdefender]