#shitpost

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

req'd by @poppliosupportsquad

i keep hearing about this who gave them a flamethrower???

text: You are NOT immune to Gerard Way's he/they Flamethrower

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

got lost on his way to utah

[talleryn]

Kaz: let me see what you have

Inej: A KNIFE

Kaz: THATS MY GIRL

[piratefishmama]

Steddie hanging out at the bar at a local queer club just chatting when some rando comes over and asks Steve if "this guy" is bothering him cause lmao they look like polar opposites usually and Steve just,

"See, 6 days out of 7, yes. But at this point, considering he put a ring on it, there's nothing I can really do." while lifting his hand with the engagement ring on it.

[finnicks-elbow]

cinna decided to battle politics with high fashion garments because he was in his bad bitch era 💅

[imaveryevilgirl]

queer elements

a queeriodic table if you will

[chlorenw]

[spaghettioverdose]

I work at the bullet factory where my job is to softly kiss each bullet on the forehead and tuck them in so that they'll be slightly gentler and therefore count as less-than-lethal ammunition when shot at protesters

[carpe-aurore]

[baebeerat]

Helpful ADHD tip😁:

Fucking kill them. Ruin them. Make them regret. No mercy.

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

req'd by @starfishandstopwatches

ah okay noted

text: Pike is short for Pichael

[superbellsubways]

original

[talleryn]

Inej: if you put ‘violently’ in front of any word it becomes funnier

Inej: violently studies

Nina: violently sleeps

Wylan: violently practises

Matthias: violently takes pictures

Jesper: violently eats

Kaz: violently murders people

Nina: violently worries about the previous statement

[piratefishmama]

On that engagement note.

Tiny Eddie proposing to tiny Steve with a ring pop during recess during Eddies first year in Hawkins, and then finding the little plastic ring at the back of Steve's bedside table drawer YEARS later.

[sjktheleaf]

This is how EP 12 will end, at least I wish

[lesbianmindflayer]

On this day, March 23, 1986

Mike Wheeler committed the worst act.

He poured syrup on waffles without El even being there allowing them to get cold and soggy. A metaphor for their relationship

THEN

He brings her the soggy cold waffles WITHOUT silverware. After Will turns down the possibility of them going to the movies together.

Note the lack of orange juice as well when he shows up in El’s room to talk.

Delivering the soggy cold waffles with no silverware, or drink in sight.

The Great Waffle Incident of 1986.