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swashbucklery · 2 years

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OK I got an hour into Women’s Feelings Turn Them Into Serial Killers: The Movie before the endless jump scares got to me and I had to bail. Can someone just spoil me for the ending in case I need it for Thor?

#by this i of course mean multiverse of madness the untaggable wonder #captain britain is IN the ILLUMINATI i'm wheezing #what a tire fire #from start to finish #well #from start to about one hour in i guess #did you know that when women have too many emotions they turn into frame-jumping spider people #who like to do murders #did you know that women are only good for being sexy or having babies #but also when they like their babies too much it makes them not sexy #and then they become Monsters #did you know that?#fuck the fucking russos they owe me $27.50 canadian plus six hours of my life #grouchy aunt j's bottomless endgame rage #doctor strange and the multiverse of meow meow #mcu feelings #also i WILL be up all night now fuck you VERY much marvel

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