#captaincoffeecarlmander

[cosmicmewtwo]

I had a dream Vegeta came out of his Saiyan attack ball but he had the body proportions of baby yoda

[beesbumbled]

@captaincoffeecarlmander

Y E S P L E A S E

[cosmicmewtwo]

thankfully we still have highly flammable hairspray in stock

(only because the public hasn't figured out how much alcohol is in it yet)

[cosmicmewtwo]

david lynch forbidden fuit gummy

[cosmicmewtwo]

I don't know shit about game development, but I feel like if they just stick with the same game engine, and the same console for a couple of years it might help (??). They don't have to build the game from the ground up, every two years they can introduce a new region with new pokemon, but start filling out the national dex with batches of old ones. And hopefully by 2023 everyone will stop hating on Charizard.

i wonder if they hadn’t wasted their time on Let’s Go and focused all their resources on SwSh instead then maybe we wouldn’t be in this mess :C

[cosmicmewtwo]

Rosé... IT'S FUCKING PINK!! ok back to my timeline now.

goku black: behold my new form, Super Saiyan Rosé~

vegeta:

[cosmicmewtwo]

So in the Broly movie they stopped Frieza from making his wish but probably caused coastal devastation and flooding by melting a lot of that polar ice during the fighting??

obliterating the antarctic polar ice sheet was worth it for a single glimpse of Gogeta

[cosmicmewtwo]

Vegeta: Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all!

[cosmicmewtwo]

Is there an existing term for that genre of analysis videos and documentaries on movies, games and shows that were bad and why they went bad? Because I want to coin the term: Train-wrecktrospectives.

trademark that shit immediately because that would actually be a great name for a youtube channel dealing with that sort of thing

[cosmicmewtwo]

Piccolo gets a motorcycle, but it's not a motorcycle. It's a bike with a baby seat attached and Pan just makes engine sounds with her purring.

this image is cute as fuck????

[cosmicmewtwo]

Bulma finds news reel footage of Vegeta's fights edited with Linkin Park songs and assumes Trunks made it.

if bulma didn’t make it... and trunks didn’t make it.... then who was phone?????

[cosmicmewtwo]

Recently in dnd I posed two dead goblins making out on the side of a road as a warning to other goblins. As a bard I'm gonna write a song about it, should it be called "The Road to Your Heart is Through Death" or "Goblins Goblin that Goblin Di-

OBVIOUSLY the second option

[cosmicmewtwo]

Bulma rigged Vegeta's training room to absorb ki blasts and saiyan sweat to power all of West City indefinitely.

the math checks out

[cosmicmewtwo]

Do all the civilians in DBZ remember the traumatic events that led to their deaths if they are brought back to life with the dragonballs? Do they have support groups for people who died horrifically multiple times? Or people who think they can't die so they unknowingly commit suicide? Was it ok to play God? Next time on Dragonball Z!

*bruce faulconer electric guitar riff*

[cosmicmewtwo]

I imagine the original original Saiyan scouter was just them holding both their hands up to their eye forming a scope and going "Beep-beep-beep! Bitch-ass nerds detected, commencing ass kicking." Saiyan scouter 2.0 was a weaponized telescope wrapped in razor wire.

and then they just beat you with the razor-telescope

[cosmicmewtwo]

I wish you would write a fic where Goku gets kicked out of an all you can eat seafood restaurant for eating too much. Or one where Goten sells his soul to Trunks for five zenny.

“Trunks, there’s no such thing as a soul. It's just something our parents made up to scare us, like the boogeyman, or Master Roshi.”