#cas totally vibes with being called a brilliant coward... sorta

[shallowseeker]

What would be appealing to anyone?

Cas really looked through a slew of personal ads for something "appealing" to make this go FASTER.

CAS: The faster that man finds love, the faster the Cupid will come.

Cas is basically saying "we gotta find something SUPER attractive in here bruh. Something NO ONE WOULD TURN DOWN, that'lls knock his socks off and make the INSTA-love happen.

I've read through them and and in MY professional opinion, this is the most attractive partner in here:

CAS: Yes. Would you say that you're looking for, uh, a partner in crime... ...or, uh, someone who's into nurse role-play and light domination? DWIGHT: Brother, it's 10:00 a.m. on a Tuesday.

Dwight assumed Cas is a hilarious drunk. But it's ALSO funny cause Dwight thinks Cas might be drunkenly offering.

And then, not two seconds later, he witnessed what looked like a mafia shakedown, so he prooooobably ended up thinking Cas was speaking in some kid of hilarious "leave this place now" code:

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But ANYWAY. My point. The funniest part of it all is: it's what Cas subconsciously thinks anyone would find attractive. He shopped for someone and picked out what he thought was the spiciest/sexiest partner.

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Make a bit of sense when you consider he was aroused by the pizza man and the babysitter... and he identified with and tried out pizza man's moves.

(ASIDE// ALSO... Likely he was pizza man-ing as a way to deal with the pent-up stress of the angelic civil war... not to mention the lie he was about to escalate in pursuit of punishing Raphael and his followers).

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And then, even half-out of his mind, he liked having a thorny "caretaker" who was dressed as a nurse.

(And pain? Well, pain itself is actually a bit beautiful, too.)

Love hurts etc etc

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It's a good memory.

Meg is a "goading" type of character... and she likes to push Cas till he reacts in a bigger way than her original goading/pushing ("you impotent sap"). That's the game.

Anyway Meg "ordering pizza" is queuing up Cas to bring the pizza, so she can enjoy the pizza.

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ANYWAY THAT ASIDE

AM I saying Cas would like Dean to war scrubs to his doctor suit?

No, but I'm not NOT saying that

I'm just saying they like to patch each other up: