#catsuit because of tevildo getitgetit
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That Gandalf quote where he mentions Sauron has all the Mithril now... "Of what they brought to light the Orcs have gathered nearly all, and given it in tribute to Sauron, who covets it."... What was he even doing with it?? Are there mithril-armored orcs out there we just never see? Is he just sitting on it like a greedy little dragon, coveting, having orcs bring him deliveries 'for private use', comforting himself about post-Númenór ugliness with world's most expensive glittering 100% mithril catsuit??
#catsuit because of tevildo getitgetit#YES I AM CAPABLE OF THINKING OF SERIOUS REASONS such as makinh mithril scarce for elves to start with#i just like to imagine sauron in his stupid expensive mithril catsuit like a rich old woman dressed fully in gucci and botox thank you..#sauron
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