#censoring his name so that it doesn’t show up in tags. i don’t need Blorbo posting showing up in a guys tumblr tag

[tspultradeluxe]

Regulus’ John Lenn.on line is fucking wild to me. “Not even John Lenn.on can save us now” regulus you’re on a sinking boat out in the middle of the sea what is a beatle going to do. Beat???

[heather-chandlers-weirder-cousin]

An appropriately unhinged review of For the Future.

🔴TOH S3 SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT🔴

RAINE NOOOOOOOOO

oh no… I knew it was coming but I didn’t expect it to be this bad… hunt|0w is canon…. The aroace hunter headcanon has finally died. I’m still clinging onto the delusion of platonic intimacy

and so we circle back to the theme of the last review: FUCK BELOS I SWEAR TO GOD IM GOING TO FUCKING STRANGLE YOU YOU SON OF A FUCKING BITCH-

I should have suspected Kikimora the minute that short bitch appeared onscreen but I was stupid enough to believe they were going to add a whole new character.

EBERWOLF

EBERWOLF

WHAT DID THEY DO TO EBERWOLF

WHAT DID THEY DO TO MY CHILD-

Excuse me, I have a dariw0lf fic to write

(☝️censoring that ship because I don’t want it to clog up the ship tag, it’s small enough that it doesn’t need stuff like this)

BUT SERIOUSLY RAINE!?!?!? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK? ARE THEY OKAY??? OBVIOUSLY THEY’RE NOT, BUT LIKE- FUCK.

I wanna scream.

Okay but can we just appreciate how TOH can get its stakes across and be a serious show without killing off characters left and right? Like, I’m so glad they did that, and it really fits the show about finding a group of people who accept you for you. Wouldn’t do to have those people dying constantly.

Tbh, the puppet designs kinda slap-

WILLOW. WILLOW HONEY. DONT BOTTLE STUFF UP, IT DOESN’T WORK.

HIS LAST NAME IS FUCKING THOLOMULE IM GONNA SCREAM-

Steve Tholomule 😔

I just. Raine. My (tied w/ Darius) second favorite blorbo. How did we get here.

I SERIOUSLY DID NOT EXPECT THAT. LIKE, I WOULD NOT HAVE GUESSED RAINE OF ALL PEOPLE-

oh no.

they are flying so many death flags right now.

FIRST I WAS WORRIED THEY WERE A SPY, THEN I WAS WORRIED THEY WERE DEAD, THEN I WAS HAPPY FOR A MOMENT, NOW IM WORRIED THEY’RE DEAD AGAIN- CAN WE NOT HAVE ONE MOMENT OF PEACE AROUND HERE?

no, apparently not.

I SWEAR TO GOD SOMEONE IS GETTING STABBED IRL IF THEY’RE DEAD.

Local decaying corpse is suprised when possessing fellow decaying corpse only adds to the decay, more at nine.

Camilla trying to not be panicked about the BI the whole time was so funny tho diwnfjendhcjwjsj

OH. HUNTER WAS DEAD FOR A MINUTE AFTER BELOS LEFT HIS BODY. UNTIL FLAPJACK STEPPED IN. RAINE DOESNT HAVE A FECKING PALISMAN TO STEP IN-

Hunter might have drowned? Maybe? Hopefully? What am I saying?

Lumity continues to be best healthy relationship, as expected.

Okay, but the look on Baines face after they were just possessed was so fucking… there was just SOMETHING about it. I don’t know what.

Belos isn’t even taking notes from Malachite anymore, he stole the whole damn notebook and he isn’t planning on giving it back anytime soon-

we got a surprising amount of Boscha this ep. I honestly kinda dig the one-sided crush on Amity thing. Interesting story potential.

I seriously didn’t expect Kiki to show up. Camilla butchering her name was *chefs kiss*, though.