#ch 975

[larkreadsop]

At this point in the series somebody casually slicing a ship apart isn’t exactly uncommon but it still looks really cool, especially when Denjiro admits it was just to take off the cannons so it was a very calculated move

[favoriteonepiecepanels]

[crabapplebread]

"this guy's a fucking clown!" and the fact that they all look so serious lol

Vol. 92, Ch. 972

darkest nightmare reference!!!

Vol. 92, Ch. 975

the obvious rearrangement of his limbs 😭😭

Vol. 92, Ch. 977

[ash-whimsicalfanfic]

Serendipity (CH 7)

Leroy Jethro Gibbs X Fem OC/Reader

Word Count: 975

Warnings: Mild language, fluff, smut, angst, graphic scenes, death, murder, gore, violence, mature material…

Prompt: You have a major crush on Gibbs, however you choose to push it away as you fear he doesn’t feel the same way. Suddenly there is a bunch of chances that lead to a happy ending…

I snapped more pictures, feeling mortified. The longer I was in this room, the sicker to my stomach I felt. I was more than in his head. It was like I was looking through his eyes and I hated it. No one else knew what I've found yet. They've grabbed what I asked for, and asked questions, but I couldn't explain it.

I did a few sketches whilst I waited for them to get a camera and evidence box. I was eager to start bagging the pictures and putting them in the box. I wanted to get out of this room.

"Y/N/N, what did you find?" Ziva asks.

"I found out that our unsub is obsessive, compulsive, a stalker, and delusional. Not to mention a psychopath. He had motive, he made a plan and followed through. He has had to have been doing this for months." I say, continuing to quickly box everything for Abby.

"He is done killing, right?" Tim asks.

"I want to say yes, but it seems as our unsub was becoming unhinged. If he kills again, the victim will no doubt look like our first female victim." I say.

I set the camera in the box before pushing it through the tunnel. I crawl through it and Gibbs helps me up. I let a deep breath out, wishing I hadn't found that room.

"Do I want to know?" Tony asks.

"No. You don't. But, you'll have to know for the case. It's just sickening." I mumble.

"It's the job." Tim sighs.

"Try being a profiler. I hate getting in the minds of these guys." I grumble.

"Then don't." Gibbs says. 

"Easier said than done." I sigh.

I was more than eager to get off that ship. I rode back with Gibbs, but it was silent. I couldn't get out of my head. I hated how easy it was to understand the mind of a killer, for me at least. As much as I'm happy that my abilities help me get justice for people, it still makes me feel...numb.

"Y/L/N." Gibbs says, hurrying to catch up with me.

I tiredly hum, pressing the elevator button. I could feel his stare on me, but I step onto the elevator knowing he would too.

"What's going on?" He asks.

"What do you mean?" I ask.

"You got quiet." He says.

"You always are quiet." I point out.

"Yeah. But, you aren't. You like to talk, whether it be the case or maybe about some book...or something that makes you happy. Even if you aren't talking, you like to hum. But, you were quiet." He says.

I was surprised by how much he's noticed about me. For someone who seems busy all the time or tries to avoid me...he knows me quite well.

"I'm just tired." I sigh.

"Go home. Get some rest." He says.

The elevator doors open and I shake my head. I had some stuff to finish up. He sighs, following me to the bullpen. I grab the box that Tony sat on my desk and decided to go ahead and bring it down to Abby's lab.

"Y/N! You brought me a gift." Abby says.

"Abs, don't look to into this. Just see if you can pull any prints off these. Okay? I don't want you to get upset by this." I say, setting the box on a table.

"Okay...are you okay?" She asks.

"Of course!" I lie and she studies me.

"I'm no profiler, but I know a liar when I see one. Talk to me." She urges and I sigh, sitting on one of the metal tables.

"I sometimes just hate getting into the mind of an unsub. It use to be such an interesting thing and I found myself wanting to get into the most notorious serial killers heads, but now...I just hate it. I hate the way I can so easily find myself in their head. It's not just their head. It's like I'm seeing everything through their eyes. It plays out like a movie and I hate it. I hate the way it makes me feel. It's sickening and I'm just so tired." I ramble.

"Oh, Y/N." She murmurs.

"I know it's my job...that's why I'm here at NCIS. I'm a profound profiler. So, no matter how much it affects me...I can't stop. That's why I was added to Gibbs' team. If I can't do my job, what am I? Nothing. I just get in the way. And yeah...the team relies a lot on my skills and we get through our cases pretty fast, but it's so tiring." I say.

"Have you talked to Gibbs about it?" She asks.

"God no and I don't plan to, Abby. I think I just need to sleep. It'll pass. Or maybe I need to take a small vacation. Who knows? I'll see you later. I got some paperwork to finish up. If you need anything, you know where I am. Love you!" I say.

I pull her into a hug, seeing the troubled look on her face. I kiss her cheek and give her a big smile before I leave. It immediately leaves my face and I was eager to climb into the elevator. I lean my head against the wall, waiting for the doors to open.

I walk back to my desk, sitting down as I begin to work on some paperwork. I look up when my lamp goes off. It was Gibbs.

"Go home." He says.

I sigh, waiting till he starts heading towards the elevator. I stand, grabbing my purse and keys as I wait for the doors to shut. I let a sigh of relief out before sitting.

I turn the lamp on my desk and start working on some more paperwork.

[delta-pavonis]

Delta Pavonis' Fic+Art Masterlist

Organization! It is the only way I can be a functional member of society with my level of ADHD. I also often find it fun. So here you go, look at all my crap awesome stuff! :D (last updated 9 June 2024)

Dream Songs series

An AU/Canon Divergence from 2021 meeting where Dream and Hob end up in a D/s relationship. They are posted below in the order that they occur in my Dreamling timeline.

New Moon || Rated E || 11.5k words || complete

Whispers to the Night || Rated E || 400 words || complete

Party Favor || Rated M || 550 words || complete

To Worship on a Marble Altar || Rated E || 2.3k words || complete

Eros in Pragma || Rated E || 4.4k words || complete NSFW Fanart by @fishfingersandscarves

Hypnopompia Turtur || Rated E || 3.5k || complete

Seether (is Neither) || Rated E || 10.8k || complete

Divination || Rated E || 11.7k words || complete Dream Suspended, art for Divination, by me!

Knight Rhythms Series

Drummer!Hob/Dancer!Dream fantasy AU series that absolutely no one asked for but is very near and dear to my heart. Which then got combined with a Knight!Hob/King!Dream AU I had going, and here we are. Below is chronological order within the series. Series is ongoing.

Good Knight || Rated G || 748 words || complete

Stay the Knight || Rated M || 2.7k || complete fanart by @mandolinearts

find in me your rhythm || Rated E || 9k || complete fanart by @ambarden here, here, here, here, and here fanart by @teejaystumbles fanart by @monobuu FUCKING COSPLAY by @aralezinspace

Sonata in D || Rated G || 454 words || complete

Fanfare || Rated E || 1k || complete

Metronome || Rated E || 975 words || complete

Tremolo || Rated G || 1228 words || complete

Crescendo || Rated T || 1.1k || complete

Sympathetic Vibrations || Rated E || 6.6k || complete inspired by fanart by @ambarden here

Quaternion || Rated E || 16.7k || complete fanart by @ambarden here and here

White Horse Mafia Series

Alpha Consigliere Hob/Omega Gun Moll Dream in an A/B/O Mafia AU fic that started as a kinkfill and then developed a life of its own. Order below is chronological in the series, order on AO3 (linked above) is order in which they were written.

Early and Late || Rated E || 3.3k || complete

Name Me, Tame Me || Rated E || 36.3k || complete

show me who I am (written with @dancinbutterfly) || Rated E || 11k || complete

Wood + Glass Series

Absolutely unhinged museum curator!Dream/medical doctor!Hob AU that just gets more unhinged as we go. I love them.

Placebo Effect || Rated E || 10k || complete

Special Exhibition || Rated E || 10k || complete

Parasomnia || Rated E || 10k || complete

Richmond 'Til We Die Series (Ted Lasso crossover)

Goalie!Dream/sports journalist!Hob in Ted Lasso universe. Why? WHY NOT?!?

Keeper || Rated E || 3.7k || complete

Runner || Rated E || 7.1k || complete

Slip Edition || Rated E || 5.5k || complete

Strategic Maneuvers Series

A Change in Tactics || Rated E || 5.1k words || complete

Military Offensive || Rated E || 4k || complete

Horse Girl Hob AU

My contributions to @amielot's ongoing masterpiece.

Soft Hands || Rated E || 1k || complete

Deep Seat || Rated E || 3.6k || complete

Levade || Rated E || 1.7k || complete

Stand Alone Fic

All the World's a Stage || Rated E || 5.7k words || complete

Another Song || Rated E || 16.1k || in progress

Call to Glove || Rated T || 2.3k words || complete

Drowning || Rated E || 893 words || complete

high enough (you got me good) || Rated E || 11.8k words || complete Fanart by @lespicybrocoli Fanart by @cloudbunny Header/fanart by me

i had a dream (i got everything i wanted) || Ch 1: Rated T, Ch 2: Rated E || 9.7k words || complete

(i wanna be) anarchy || Rated E || 3.5k || complete

(I loved a certain person ardently and my love was not return’d, Yet out of that I have written these songs) || Rated E || 8.5k || complete

in memoriam || Rated E || 939 words || complete

i will take me away || Rated M || 559 words || complete

let me taste your silhouette || Rated E || 5k || complete

Making the Cut || Rated E || 4k || complete

Meet (noun) || Rated E || 1.5k || complete

no more yielding than a dream || Rated E || 5.2k || complete

Red Dress || Rated E || 966 words || complete

Rough Night || Rated E || 962 words || complete

Signs & Signals || Rated M || 2.1k || complete

Sold || Rated E || 9.2k || complete

Ten Forward || Rated E || 4k || complete (Star Trek AU)

Thigh High || Rated E || 1.2k || complete

Thoughts on the Roman Empire (and Other Pickup Lines) || Rated T || 1k || complete

Venus conjunct Saturn || Rated E || 2.1k || complete

Wake Up My Body || Rated T || 2k || complete

where I'm supposed to be (set in @valeriianz's Bolt in the Blue universe) || Rated E || 1.7k || complete

You create me against your lips || Rated E || 69k words || complete @teejaystumbles has done MANY pieces of fanart of this fic (I am so lucky 😭) and most of them are embedded directly into the fic!

you might be the answer to the sinner in me || Rated E || 16.6k || complete

Other Pieces of Art by Me Le Corbeau (based on Le Pigeon by Erté)

[buckybarnesbingo]

BBB Week 29 Roundup!

Title: Cuddling (sort of) Creator(s): nolanfa Link: tumblr Square: C5 - Date Night Rating: Gen Ship(s): Clint Barton & Bucky Barnes Warnings: none Major tags: Lucky, Alpine Summary: Clint and Bucky on a sofa, cuddling with the pets. Word count/format: digital picture

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Title: The Gift that Keeps on Giving Creator(s): scottxlogan Link: ao3 Square: C4 - James Rhodes Rating: Teen Ship(s): Bucky Barnes & James Rhodes (non-romantic), Bucky Barnes/Tony Stark, James Rhodes/Pepper Potts Warnings: sexual innuendo, Supernatural Elements Major tags: Gift Giving, Reluctant Friendship, Mishaps, Adult Content, Monsters, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Enemies to Friends Summary: When Tony goes away with a team on a mission, Tony decides to encourage his fiancé Bucky and his best friend Rhodey to get closer to each other with a series of gifts scattered around the tower encouraging them to spend time together. In doing so one of Tony's gifts has surprising consequences as Bucky and Rhodey are forced to work together to face down one of Tony's exotic presents in a grueling battle. When Tony returns will his plan bring Bucky and Rhodey closer together in forming a friendship or will disaster follow? Word count/format: 9952

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Title: Aphrodite Creator(s): lillywillow Link: tumblr Square: U4 - Boyfriend Jacket Rating: Teen Ship(s): Bucky/ Reader Warnings: Mild Adult Suggestions Major tags: Body Insecurities Summary: You feel uncomfortable in everything you own. Luckily, your boyfriend’s jacket fits you perfectly Word count/format: 1261

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Title: Home run Creator(s): nolanfa Link: tumblr Square: Y5 - [Picture of Bucky and Natasha, back to back, looking badass, guns out] Rating: Teen Ship(s): Clint Barton / Bucky Barnes Warnings: mild violence Major tags: tracksuit bros Summary: Clint Barton and Bucky Barnes being badasses Word count/format: digital painting

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Title: B1- Groceries Creator(s): Late-to-the-party-81 Link: tumblr Square: B1 - Groceries Rating: Mature Ship(s): SamBucky Warnings: None Major tags: Fluff, Boys in love, Bucky Barnes Recovering Summary: Grocery shopping has changed a lot since the 40’s Word count/format: 975

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Title: Stranded -B3 Creator(s): Late-to-the-party-81 Link: tumblr Square: B3 - Stranded Rating: Mature Ship(s): SamBucky Warnings: Brief descriptions of injury Major tags: Angst, Injury, Fluff Summary: Well, Bucky thought, this was just great. This was why he didn’t come on missions often, because if anything was going to go wrong, it was going to go wrong for him Word count/format: 1269

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Title: Insomnia -K3 Creator(s): Late-to-the-party-81 Link: tumblr Square: K3 - Insomnia Rating: Mature Ship(s): SamBucky Warnings: None Major tags: Angst, Insomnia, Implied/references sex Summary: Bucky can’t sleep Word count/format: 835

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Title: Sex outside the bedroom -U3 Creator(s): Late-to-the-party-81 Link: tumblr Square: U3 - Sex outside the bedroom Rating: Explicit Ship(s): SamBucky Warnings: Explicit sexual content Major tags: Leather kink, Frottage, Smut Summary: It’s not Sam’s fault that Bucky’s leather jacket drives him wild Word count/format: 1090

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Title: Oh, It's Magick (double trouble) Creator(s): sassyseme (Ao3), sassysambucky (tumblr) Link: ao3 Square: B4 - moving Rating: Explicit Ship(s): Bucky/Sam Warnings: Hurt Major tags: Magic, Angst, Smut Summary: Sam dreams about moving day with Bucky while he waits for Bucky to wake up. Word count/format: 5k chapter

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Title: Oh It's Magick (double trouble) - Ch 4 Creator(s): (Ao3) Sassyseme, (Tumblr) Sassysambucky Link: ao3 Square: C3 - Free space Rating: Explicit Ship(s): Bucky/Sam Warnings: Sadness Major tags: Angst, Magic, Winter Soldier Summary: The Winter Soldier is in distress and Sam tries to help Word count/format: 4.0k chapter

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Title: Oh It's Magick (double trouble) - Ch 5 Creator(s): (Ao3) sassyseme Link: ao3 Square: B5 - super soldier serum Rating: Explicit Ship(s): Bucky/Sam Warnings: Angst, Failed mission Major tags: Angst, Magic, Hurt/Comfort Summary: Sam goes home alone after seeing to the Winter Soldier and Bucky. Word count/format: 3k chapter

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Title: a wakanda fic - ch 1 Creator(s): (Ao3) sassyseme Link: ao3 Square: K4 - doctor's appointment Rating: Explicit Ship(s): Bucky/Sam Warnings: Omegaverse Major tags: Omega Sam, Alpha Bucky, Fluff/Angst Summary: Sam is an omega who's never given an alpha a chance... hence he is on the run with two. Word count/format: 1.2k chapter

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Title: a wakanda fic - ch 2 Creator(s): (Ao3) sassyseme Link: ao3 Square: U4 - Bucky in a glass cell Rating: Explicit Ship(s): Bucky/Sam Warnings: Omegaverse Major tags: Omega Sam, Alpha Bucky, On the run, Pining Summary: Sam prepares for heat while on the run Word count/format: 1.8k chapter

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Title: a wakanda fic - ch 3 Creator(s): (Ao3) sassyseme Link: ao3 Square: K3 - Insomnia Rating: Explicit Ship(s): Bucky/Sam Warnings: Omegaverse, Angst, Grieving Major tags: On the run, Omega Sam, Alpha Bucky, Heat Summary: Sam's heat arrives Word count/format: 3.2k

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Title: Monster (Hunter) Stories - Chapter7: Bucky’s Cat Creator(s): MuffinEngineer86 Link: ao3 Square: C2 - Nebula Rating: Teen Ship(s): Darcy Lewis/Steve Rogers/Bucky Barnes Warnings: back from the dead, tentacles, swearing Major tags: Supernatural AU, vampire, spider powers, orcs, fae, werewolves, monster hunter, cat coffee shop, flerkens, Goose is Fury’s cat Summary: Darcy invited Peter to Wanda’s coffee shop. They talked about adopting cats, which led them to chat about Bucky’s cat Alpine. Darcy revealed to him that Alpine wasn’t a cat. Word count/format: 1261

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Title: why they lost their minds (and fought the wars) Creator(s): liloaufic Link: ao3 Square: Y5 - Cap!Bucky Rating: Explicit Ship(s): Steve/Bucky Warnings: N/A Major tags: Captain America Bucky Barnes, USO Performer Steve Rogers, Cross-dressing, Porn with Plot, Bittersweet Ending Summary: After the death of Abraham Erskine, Bucky wanted to put Project Rebirth behind him. Parading around on stage was not how he wanted to honor the good men who lost their lives, especially when he was fit to hold up his end of the bargain. Despite his best efforts to distance himself from the gaudy mantle, a navy cowl appears at base camp framing a familiar pair of blue eyes. Memories of the best part of his last few years surface, and Bucky is reminded of what he left back in Brooklyn. Word count/format: 10110

[theytv]

ch 003~979 plus page2

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950 華語流行暢銷 951 華語抒情歌曲 952 西洋排行新曲 953 西洋流行暢銷 954 西洋精選情歌 955 50,60年代西洋歌曲 956 爵士演唱 957 爵士演奏 958 Bossa Nova巴西爵士 959 沙發音樂 960 古典樂 961 鋼琴演奏 962 水晶音樂 963 舒適環境音樂 964 季節音樂 965 輕柔音樂 966 R&B節奏藍調 967 HIP HOP饒舌嘻哈 968 搖滾樂 969 派對音樂 970 東洋流行暢銷 971 J&T流行音樂 972 POP流行新曲 973 懷舊留聲機 974 中國古典樂 975 昭和平成演歌名曲 976 兒童音樂 977 生日快樂 978 結婚進行曲/晚安曲 979 亞洲廣播電台

( 999 ) ( 靜止的黑畫面 )

[johnnyraine]

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#5

Next to Me - Ch. 2

Words: 796

20th of June, 2022

Part 1

xxxxx

Flying down the stairs, your fist collided with the Tagger’s face, bouncing it off the wall and causing him to drop his gun. Catching yourself on said wall, you have enough time to kick his gun away before he delivers a blow to your liver.

Bent over, you are kicked in the face, knocking you down. As he advanced on you, someone hits him from behind. As he stumbles forwards, you roll out of the way, seeing your buzz-cut savior who continues his assault with a fire extinguisher. Landing another hit, he is kicked back as the Tagger recovers.

With Buzz-Cut off him, he looks at you as you get up. He is stopped yet again, this time by a blonde guy also hitting him with a fire extinguisher. The Blonde freezes as the Tagger quickly recovers, and kicks him into the wall. You go to rush him but stop, hearing a yell. Glancing, you see Buzz-Cut tackling the Tagger and failing as he catches himself on the wall and begins to push him back.

Buzz-Cut deflects a punch and goes to block an elbow, but you kick his attacker into the wall. Adapting, he punches the Tagger twice, stopping him… for a moment.

Lashing out, he swings at Buzz-Cut, missing. You kick him again, and again, Buzz-Cut’s fist slams his head against the wall.

The Tagger reaches down and you hear …a sheath? Light reflects off his blade as it knicks Buzz-Cut, forcing him back. You feel your heart racing as your lips twitch.

Kicking him once more, you are rewarded by the blade biting into your leg. He follows up with a swing, which you dodge, falling onto the ground.

The Blonde rushes him and stabs at him with a knife, only managing to get his shoulder before being thrown back, leaving his weapon in the Tagger’s body. Dodging a flurry of attacks, he’s forced against the wall, holding onto the Tagger’s arm as his blade digs into his side. With the Tagger held in place, you move behind him and wrap your arm around his throat, trying to choke him while pulling him off the Blonde.

Tightening your hold, you feel him elbowing you, but hold on. You then feel his blade arm move and are quickly able to guess what he was doing, and you let go. His blade pierces his jacket, right where you were.

Retracting his blade, he turns towards you, and the Blonde takes his blade back, causing the Tagger to swing at him, luckily missing.

By now you are grinning in excitement, it’s been a while since you had such a fun fight, unfortunately, it doesn’t last much longer.

Before the Tagger can make another move, he is riddled with bullets.

Shocked, you turn and see Buzz-Cut holding the gun you kicked away earlier.

Conflicted between being mad that it was over so soon, or glad that it was finally over. You don’t think for long, as a dinging distracts you.

Pulling your phone out, it says, “Game Clear. Congratulations.”

“Wel-” You’re cut off as the Tagger’s neck? Collar, explodes, leaving the wall and floor covered in blood.

Staring at his body, you hear the Blonde speak, “This person… Were they also made to participate in the game?”

Looking down, you see a phone by the body.

“Likely,” You say.

Saying nothing, Buzz-Cut goes to the body and begins looting it, causing you to grimace.

A buzzing sound is heard from a corpse to your left, shocking you that you missed it.

The Blonde goes to check it out and finds a walkie-talkie, from where you are you’re only able to hear, “...in our hands now.”

“”Answer”?” The Blonde mutters. “Hey, can you hear me? Hey, what’s this “answer” you’re talking about?”

It comes back on, “Return. The answer is in our hands now. Return to the beach.”

“The Beach?” He questions, being as confused as you.

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#4

My Crazy Roommates (Smut!)

Suguru Niragi (Alice in Borderland) x Male Reader x Xue Yang (The Untamed)

Words: 2273

3rd of September, 2022

XXX

The day starts as it does most days, you wake up, do your morning routine, eat breakfast, and go to work.

Later on, you return home, throwing your shoes off, not caring enough to pick them up, and making yourself comfortable, eating snacks, and watching whatever you want.

…That is until a bright flash blinds you.

“Ah!”  You exclaim.

Once the light is gone, you try to blink your blurry vision away. Succeeding, you see…

NIRAGI AND XUE YANG!

You sharply inhale before trying to escape, your breathing erratic.

Fortunately, they are still blinded by the light.

Unfortunately, you trip and fall. A glance back shows your discarded shoes. Refocusing on the situation, you try to scramble to your feet, but are kicked, landing on your back. You grunt as a foot lands on your chest. Following it up, you see its, admittedly attractive, owner, Suguru Niragi.

“Where do you think you’re going?”

You stumble over your words, unable to get any coherent words out, pissing him off.

“Answer me!” He stomps on your chest.

Fight or flight kicks in and you grasp his leg, but he is kicked off of you, stumbling into the wall.

Xue Yang purses him, not letting a moment pass as Niragi does his best to defend himself.

You miss the snarky comments Xue Yang fires off as your heartbeat fills your ears.

Using this moment to escape, you soon find yourself at your friend’s house, who calls the police for you. But, not even a minute after, your neighbor calls you, telling you that they called the police because of what sounded like “fighting,” and that the two occupants were already in their custody.

For whatever reason, after hanging up, you feel compelled to go to the police station and check on them, much to your and your friend’s bewilderment. But you go and talk to the police, giving them some completely bull story, which later on, you can’t recall how it went, only that you somehow knew what to say.

By the end of it, you say, “They’re my roommates.”

And they let you bail them out.

‘WHY THE FUCK DID I SAY THAT!’ You think, feeling like some higher being must be forcing you, for whatever reason.

By day’s end, Suguru Niragi and Xue Yang, are your “roommates.” Your very dangerous, and attractive, roommates.

~~~

Months passed and... you lived.

Though your life wasn’t great at first. You were the only one doing most of the work: cleaning; cooking: shopping: and having a job. What with your “roommates” threatening you, even if they did lose the weapons, you weren’t having a great time. You had expected worse though, you’ve seen their shows after all, which was another thing.

When they found out that they are, were, fictional characters, you expected them to likely lash out.

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63 notes - Posted September 3, 2022

#3

Kissing Eternity (Smut!)

Park Sunghoon (Enhypen) x Male Reader

*This was a Request.

Words: 1572

27th of November, 2022

XXX

He was handsome, you would admit. Hell, you’ve said it in less… eloquent terms when you were at your most drunk, during the rare college party. But yes, Sunghoon is handsome, but it’s not the only thing you’ve realized.

Right now, you two are walking down a lonesome street at night, your shoulders occasionally bumping into each other as you laugh and talk. In the moments of comfortable silence, you would glance over at him.

‘He’s still young,’ You think.

And he is. Just like the first time you met him in college.

Now, it’s not impossible that he can look so young still, but you met him when you were nineteen. Now you’re twenty-seven. You’ve aged, you know this and your looks match it. Yet, Sunghoon still looks the same.

‘You are eternally handsome,’ You think.

“What?” Sunghoon asks, stopping to look at you.

“Huh?” You say.

‘Shit, I must’ve said that out loud.’

Looking at Sunghoon, he doesn’t seem that shocked but worried.

“What’s wrong?” You ask, but he hesitates, still worried.

Grabbing his hand, “You know me.”

He looks away, clenching his jaw before taking a deep breath.

“Do you know how we rarely meet in the morning?”

“It’s fine if you’re bus-”

He cuts you off, “I’m not busy.”

“It uh,” He struggles with himself. “It still hurts a little, over time, to be out in the sun. …Despite my age.”

That last part confuses you.

“Despite your age?”

“I’m centuries old, Y/n. I’m a vampire,” He says apprehensively.

You stand in silence, only staring at him. You are about to call him out in disbelief, but your face must give it away because he decides to prove it. Sunghoon raises a hand and his nails, growing longer, sharpen to a fine point, His skin, pale as he ever has been, becomes even paler, like death. He leans his head back and opens his mouth with a soft exhale, showing fangs. Shook, your gaze about his body, glowing in the moonlight, before landing on his eyes.

“Blood.” You are mesmerized by his… beauty.

“I was wrong.” You swallow before slowly holding his face in your hands. “You are eternally beautiful.”

Sunghoon’s features soften, looking relieved.

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105 notes - Posted November 27, 2022

#2

I Put A Spell On You (Smut!)

Sarah Sanderson (Hocus Pocus) x Male Reader

Words: 1077

1st of October, 2022

XXX

“Ordinarily, I’m not this dumb,” You say, walking toward the Sanderson house.

“Ordinarily, we don’t pay,” Your friend, Steve says, walking ahead of you.

Yesterday, your friends had the bright idea to go to the witches’ house. Now, as previously stated, you wouldn’t have gone, but your friends were willing to pay you just enough to go.

So here you are, having walked across town, through an old gate, up creaking steps, and into a house full of cobwebs, dust, and old knick-knacks.

“So.” You cough as dust gets in your lungs. “What are we here for?”

Silence.

“...Guys.”

Considering you all moved here recently, it occurs to you that they would likely not have any idea, only that this place housed witches. You at least knew about the Sanderson sisters.

“I’m leaving.”

You turn to go out the door, but one of your friends stops you. You couldn’t tell which though, it was too dark.

“Let’s just… look around.”

‘Tanner.’ You think.

“Besides, we had to pay you to come along.”

‘Steve.’

Sighing, “Someone at least find the lights, please.”

Fumbling is heard for a moment, before.

A metallic flick and a small flame, followed by another.

“Did you just light a candle?” You ask incredulously.

“You said to find a light,” Steve answers back.

Wind appears.

“Whe-”

Green lights appear beneath the floorboards and they begin to shake.

“Fucking hell!” Someone yells, though possibly could’ve been you.

As sudden as it began, the shaking stopped and the light disappears.

“Was this a prank?” You ask, wide-eyed.

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192 notes - Posted October 1, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Male Reader Smut Drabbles

*based on nsfwmaemi's list

How it works:

Go to “Random.org”.

Click on “Lists & More” and then “Lists Randomised”.

Enter Names.

Use the first 10 to find out who will be written.

Words: 947

2nd of February, 2022

This' Pseudo-Sequel - Male Reader Smut Microfics

XXX

~1. Missionary - Kang Sae-byeok~

Given a moment alone, you both were undressed and on the couch in an instant.

“Sorry if I’m rushing,” You say chuckling as you’re leaning over her, cock at her entrance.

“Shut it,” Sae-byeok says with a small blush.

Sae-byeok moans as you enter her.

“Y/n.” Her moans fill your ears as you thrust into her.

Your tongues swirl around each other as you give in to the moment. Her nails digging into your back somehow feeling pleasurable.

Your hand drifts between down to rub her clit, eliciting deep moans caught in your kiss.

~2. Doggystyle - Wèi Wúxiàn/Wèi Yīng~

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395 notes - Posted February 2, 2022

Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review →

[aggressive-2na]

PIRATE CAPTAIN TRIO IN ACTION!!!!!!!! HELL YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[kaizokuou-ni-naru]

you know the akazaya nine have like ideal best friend energy because they’re all completely ready to roast kin’emon at any given time

[iknwnofillers]

kinemon was so goddamn tired. he finally rallied an alliance with pirates, gets to wano, unites the scabbards, mostly and then unites the prisoners in the mining camp gets the troops equipped with weapons and is set to go to fight kaido. 

And on the fated day when he finally gets to the promised harbor he doesnt find any of his allies , any of the ships leading him to think he was yet again abandoned and just when he thought things were going downhill, his friend  of a life time reveals himself as the traitor who was keeping oroshit informed and helped sabotage the plans and thats another blow to the gut and again when hes in the middle of the current twist of fate theres yet again another twist and he sees his allies finally emerge and then suddenly the bad yakuza captain guy shows up and reveals himself to be his oldest friend Denjiro and then kinemon was like 

yeah

[larkreadsop]

...Yeah, Luffy didn’t listen to any of that.

And Denjiro’s character has certainly changed a lot from when he was young due to everything he’s been through, but I like that the one trait he still possesses is this unwavering faith in the people he’s chosen to admire even though, in this case, it’s completely unjustified 

[sweet-holic]

This is the closest Zoro x Nami that Oda has give us in like 84 years.

I TAKE IT!!!

Also gotta appreciate happy Zeus on the background.

[strawberrypiratenin]

Kanzashi (Ornamental Hair Pin)

Disclaimer: One piece owned by Oda. If I owned it, wouldn't really change a thing other than it would be updated faster and ASL bros will forever be protected. This is my take on Nami’s Onigashima raid attire from ch 975 in the manga, and my first ever fic.

This is also posted on my ff.net account by the same username if some people use that site :)

Word count: 3k+

Rating: T (for a tiny tiny coarse (?) language, but mostly K)

Genre: Romance, Friendship, Humor, Just pure fluff... i think.

Pairing: Zoro/ Nami

Note: Italicized words in ' ' are thoughts. The part where everything was italicized was a recollection of the past.

* * *

He extended his right hand once again. Tightening his grip on his new sword. That feeling of sucking his ryuuou is no more. The crows nest is also still intact, testament to his now control on this 'cursed' sword. As he moved to place his sword on its scabbard by his waist, he felt something shift in his haramaki. And stuck his hand in to take out the offending object.

'Oh.'

He thought, staring into the dainty object on his calloused hand.

* * * * *

A few days earlier…

"Momo was sent 20 years into the future… and stayed 8 years old. And that's why his younger sister is 26 now…" Zoro said recalling the perverted brat's face.

'That would mean that brat should technically be 28 by now!' He thought, his frown deepening as he remembered how that pervert snuggled into a certain navigator's chest.

He tried to shake off the disturbing thought of a fully grown man with his face on Nami's chest as he listened to rest of Hiyori's story.

* * *

Zoro tried to rest after his conversation with Hiyori, but can't seem to take off his good eye from the girl's head. Noting the bright color of her hair, he can't help but think of another troublesome girl with bright colored hair. How that hair was so short when he first met her, and how long it has gotten when the whole crew got back together after 2 years of being separated. He never seemed to remember if said girl ever adorned her hair with such trinkets as that on this girl's hair. Sure she would sometimes tie it up, or put in a 'pig tail' as they call it, but never with such decorations. Save for that time in Zou, with that beaded thing draped on her hair and shoulder… and that… dress. Noticing where his thoughts were dangerously heading, with his face almost scowling, he steeled himself to look at the blue haired girl's head once again, staring at the ornament placed on top of it.

"Beautiful." He thought. He was never one to be interested into such things. He's not that damned love cook after all. But for some reason his eye seem to fixate itself on that ornament. And no, it has nothing to do with how he imagined it adorning a certain orange head. At least that's what he kept telling himself.

"Eeeh!" His thoughts were broken by the sound of the older girl accompanying him and a tiny laugh from the younger one. Shifting his gaze to her face, he noted she was holding her palms to her cheeks in apparent shock, and… flattery?

'Wait. Did I say that out loud?' The swordsman frowned.

'No sense to keeping it to myself then', he sighed as he sat up.

"OI, where do you get those things?"

"Huh? I mean… pardon?" The girl said, obviously not expecting what he said and losing her 'lady like' manners for a moment.

"That thing. On your hair. That flowery thing? Where can I get one of those?"

The girl stared at him for a moment then brought her hand up to one of the ornaments on her hair. "You mean this kanzashi?"

He nodded. Not really bothering what it's called.

"Well I have a lot of these back at the flower capital, being an oiran and all. You can buy them there too, but they come at a price." She said, bringing up her index finger to her lips as though in thought. "Why? Are you interested in getting one Zorojuro?"

Zoro frowned, 'back at the flower capital? And with a price?' His frown deepening. 'So much for hoping to maybe get one.' With the witch always seeming to find ways to rack up his debt, he never seemed to have money on his person. 'Heh, see what you get for being money hungry, witch? Can't even give you something nice even if I wanted to.' He thought with an almost smirk then caught himself. 'Why the hell am I even bothering to get something for her anyway?' His almost smirk turning into an irritated frown as he scratched the back of his head.

The older girl observed as the swordsman changed facial expressions as if having a conversation with himself. "Zorojuro, if you want I can give you one. I have one still with me after all, they seem to put a lot on my head and had to remove some when I left. They tend to be uncomfortable after all when there's a lot." She said with a smile.

"Really? That would be great thanks!" He said eyeing her.

"Of course. It's the least I can do. You saved us after all." The older girl smiled, thinking it weird why a man would want a Kanzashi. 'Could other men be wearing this outside of Wano?' She thought. As far as her memory serves her, no men on the ship they were on back when she was very young had such thing on their heads. She even tried picturing a certain pineapple headed boy with a floral kanzashi on his head but quickly pushed the thought out as it looked really weird. 'Unless…' She laughed softly as she thought of the other reason why a man would want a beautiful ornament.

'That witch's luck never seem to run out after all huh?' He thought. Then he heard soft giggling from his two companions and grumpily tried to get back to taking a nap.

* * * * *

Back at the sunny, present day…

"Luffy you can't put that there! It's not gonna fit! I'm not going to tend to that after you ruin it over something so dumb." Nami scolded their ever so childish captain as she found him, along with Chopper and Usopp in front of the women's quarters. The boys were trying out the Samurai gear for their upcoming battle and Luffy was trying to put a helmet on top of his strawhat.

"Eh! But Nami! I need to look cool for battle too! I mean look at them!" He gestured to the other two Strawhats who were busy gushing over their attire with Chopper in a Samurai Helmet and Usopp in an armor and a forehead protector.

Nami sighed. "Well you have to choose just one! Either your hat or the helmet."

"Wha- No Nami! I have to wear my Hat!" The rubber boy said, as if what she said was just impossible.

Nami felt a vein popping on her temple. "Then don't wear the helmet! Why don't you just wear the armor? That way you will still look, uh, 'cool'."

"No way!" the stubborn captain said with a pout. "I won't be able to stretch freely with that!"

Nami sighed heavily, this boy won't drop this until he's satisfied he's wearing something 'cool'.

It was then that she remembered something. "Wait here." She ordered her captain as if ordering a child and went inside the women's quarters.

* * *

After a few minutes, she emerged from the room, relieved to find that Luffy actually stayed put instead of trying to find some kind of way to both wear his hat and the damn helmet. The other two boys with him have now run off to admire Franky who is also now, in a samurai helmet.

"Will this make you look cool?" She said as she handed him a black coat. She can't really remember when she got the garment but does recall thinking it looked fitting for a captain.

Luffy eyed the coat, seeming unconvinced that it would actually make him look cool. But as he grabbed and unfolded it, a grin slowly crept up his face. "Hey this looks like the one Shanks wore!" He said as he eagerly put the coat on. "Ooooh! You're right, this does look cool! Thanks Nami!"

Nami smiled back, glad to have pleased their stubborn Captain.

"Here, now you can have this! Shishishishi!" The boy excitedly pushed the samurai helmet and armor towards her.

"Ehh! I'm not gonna wear that! That would just cover my beautiful body!" The navigator protested as she hugged her curves. "And I won't be caught dead looking so ridiculous!" She barked at Luffy. But then a thought came to her… she does need to protect her 'beautiful' body after all, maybe it won't be so bad to try at least the armor? So she did.

"Oooh! Looks cool Nami!" Luffy effusively praised.

"You think so captain?" Nami smiled as she can't help but to be enthused as well. The armor doesn't look bad, it actually even hugged her figure. "Guess I'll wear it after all", she said smiling at her captain.

"Now the helmet!"

"Wha-?!" Nami's smile immediately dropped as she tried to fend off Luffy's hands as he tried to put the helmet on her head himself.

"No way am I going to wear that!" She screeched as her hand connected to her captain's head fast.

"No cool, Nami." Luffy pouted as he nursed the now enlarging bump on his head.

"You're all 'cool' now captain. Now go bother someone else!"

She sighed as she watched her captain run off laughing towards the rest of the Strawhats who were gushing over their new battle gear.

* * * * *

Inside the women's quarters, Nami adjusted the armor on her body as she inspected herself on the mirror. 'Now what to do with my hair? Keep it up maybe?' she thought.

Then there was a knock on the door.

"Come in." She shouted, not really paying mind to whoever was knocking as she started to gather her hair.

* * * 

On the other side of the door, a certain moss haired swordsman tried to maintain a straight face, not really sure what he's doing knocking on the women's quarters.

"Come in." He heard her say.

He sighed and went in, thinking what he's doing is not weird.

No, not weird at all for him. He tried to convince himself.

* * * 

"Hey."

"Hm?" Nami turned her gaze towards the door as the person she was least expecting to come over to the women's quarters walked in.

Zoro's gaze ran over the other occupant of the room. Noting the short…uh, kimono (?) dress and the armor on top of it. Can you really call something so short a Kimono? Never mind, he need not to boggle his mind over women's clothing anyway. Nothing new with her and seemingly shrunk clothes after all. Not like he disliked it but that's not saying he's obsessed with it like a certain perverted dartboard brow. It does looked good on her though, anything probably will. 'Wait what?' He caught himself with that thought. He shrugged the offensive thought and distracted himself with the armor instead, now that's new.

Nami watched as Zoro walked towards her. As he closed in on her, she decided to break the silence.

"What?"

He stood in front of her and frowned slightly with his gaze stuck on the navigator.

"Zo-" She was about to say, as she noted his gaze, the slight frown, and how he seemed to be in some kind of deep thought but was cut off by one of his hands suddenly being held towards her.

She looked at said hand then shifted her gaze toward his face. "Uhh… huh?"

Seemingly embarrassed, he looked away then opened the hand extended towards her.

Still confused, her gaze was back to his hand and was surprised to see a flowery ornament there. She paused, trying to grasp what's going on.

"Wha-?"

"Just take it." He said as his gaze shifted towards her face for a quick moment then away from her again as he tried to look annoyed.

'What's with him?' She thought as he observed him. This is the second time he cut her off in the few minutes he's been in the room. If this was any other situation, she would've nagged at him already, but... there is something different here, she felt.

"Uhm… okay?" She gently took the ornament from his hand all the while suspiciously eyeing him. He then immediately retracted his hand after.

Bringing the ornament closer to her face, she inspected it with interest with the fingers of her other hand. It's a hair ornament. She noted. A flower, with petals dangling below it. 'And it's pretty, no, it's beautiful. It looks expensive too. Wait, is Zoro… giving this to me?' Her cheeks seeming to heat up as she mulled on the idea.

She looked at him, a smile helplessly growing on her lips. "It's pretty! Where did you get it?"

Hearing her cheerful tone, his gaze was drawn back to her and was taken aback when he was greeted by a smile.

"Eh?" His previously 'annoyed' face softening. "Uh... some girl?" He replied.

"Some… girl?' Her eyes narrowing on him. "What girl?" Oh she's really curious now, not really sure why it mattered who this girl he got this ornament he's giving her from is.

"The girl with the blue hair, that pervert brat's sister." He answered coolly.

"Oh, that girl." She said in a soft voice. 'He got this from the most beautiful girl in Wano? Why? And… how?' The idea unknowingly consuming her thoughts as she tried to wrap her head around how Zoro ended up giving her such a beautiful hair ornament from the 'most beautiful girl' in the current country that they're in.

He can see as the gears on Nami's head start to be turning now and continued to observe her face as she seemed to be lost on her thoughts.

A good few seconds passed and he decided to end this slightly awkward moment. 'Look at me for once finally shutting up the ever so loud witch now', he snorted inwardly.

Then he sighed. "Just-"

She was broken from her trance as she looked up to meet his eye.

"Just thought it might look good on you." He declared, easily.

She stared at him for a while, noting his relaxed, earnest face. 'Did he just say?-'

Seeing the gears on her head turn again, he realized what he just admitted. Lone eye suddenly enlarging. If his left eye could, it probably would too.

Her mouth opened, about to speak, when he beat her to it.

"W- witch! I meant you might like it! The hell I care what looks good on you!" He said hurriedly, a little loudly, and almost choking. Then he gritted his teeth. 'Not that anything would look bad on her anyway' some invasive voice muttered in his mind, startling him. 'The heck was that?!' He thought, mentally kicking himself.

Amber eyes enlarged. Caught off guard. Boy was she caught off guard by that. She refocused her gaze on him, noticing the inner struggle he seem to be now in. Turning her gaze on the object on her hand, the very thing that brought this situation upon them, a smile once again began to blossom on the navigator's lips. 'It IS really pretty' she admitted to herself, with a slight blush powdering her cheeks and that smile she no longer can seem to fight off from reaching her eyes.

"Thank you, Zoro."

The swordsman halted his inner struggle and met her eyes. Now it's his turn to be caught off guard.

She's smiling. Not the mischievous trademark cat thief smile. But that smile. That smile he didn’t know until now he really liked seeing. That smile she has whenever they succeeded fighting off a great enemy. That smile she had when they all got back together on the Sunny after 2 years of being apart. That bright, genuine smile that sometimes makes you forget it's the same girl that can rob blind anyone she wanted or hit you in the head so hard that bumps would grow ON TOP of bumps. Not that he would have her other way, truthfully.

The swordsman's lips can't help but turn ever so slightly upwards. "Ah."

He can't tell how long they were smiling at each other like that. But he can't say he didn't like this moment of change from their usual banter. Not that he would really deny liking those too, at least to himself, but not to others. 

Unsure of what to say next, now satisfied with his 'mission', he turned to leave.

As he turned his back, the navigator brought up the ornament to admire it further. 'He really thought to give me this huh?' Their resident, lazy ass, always napping, can't find his way out of a box, swordsman. 'Turns out he's not just all, steel, muscle, and devilishly handsome face after all." Her face about to break into a grin once more. 'Wait. Handsome face?' She blinked. Her face now again starting to heat up. 'Wait no! This is Zoro we're talking about! Why am I suddenly like this?' She silently gasped, wide eyed, her other hand resting on her cheek while the other still grasped the hair ornament.

Zoro was about to push the door open when she suddenly spoke.

"But hey! Don't go thinking this means your debt will be reduced!"

He cringed, one hand resting on his swords, the other still plastered to the door knob. So much for thinking they actually had a nice moment there. He sighed, turning to look back at her, a scowl starting to form on his face.

"… s- so don't go injuring yourself or even getting yourself killed out there! Or I'll have to electrocute you back to life and drag you back from hell to make sure you can pay me back!" She blurted looking a bit flustered.

"Tsk." He said, bringing a finger to his ear. "Yeah yeah, not like you can drag me back from hell anyway. I'll be the one dragging you down there after all." His previous almost scowl now an amused- trying to look annoyed look.

Her hands are now on her hips as she puffed her cheek and stared at him.

… "So make sure you don't go down there on your own just yet, witch." He said staring directly into her eyes, now smirking. He then proceeded to turn and walk out the door and was about to close it behind him but not without hearing a sigh and the word "idiot".

* * * * *

Once alone in the room, Nami looked at the ornament in her hand once again. 'Well that was… nice', she thought, a soft chuckle escaping her.

"Guess I won't be putting my hair up after all."

** End.**

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Bonus:

With her new hair ornament now fixed near her right temple, Nami headed out the women's quarters. Shutting the door on her back, she noticed the samurai helmet their captain previously tried to put on her head. 'See if I had that on, I won't be able to wear this.' She sighed with a smile as she tucked her hair on her right ear.

A sudden thought hit her then. 'What if…' She held out her climatact. 'He would be really helpful, might as well have him fit the theme'.

"Oh Zeus~"

"Woooh! The inside of your tact really is the best!" a delighted cloud exclaimed.

"Hmm, I wonder if it will work? Hey Zeus, I was thinking, how 'bout we replace that cap with this?" Nami suggested as she picked up the helmet on the ground.

"Huh?" The cloud said, curious but complying after remembering how her new 'master' can be when ticked off. "Okay I guess…", the cloud said as he lowered his position to allow the girl to put the helmet on his head.

"Oh, not bad after all!" The navigator commented, cheerily.

'Someone’s in a good mood.' The cloud thought looking at his new 'master' and smiling himself as he looked up at his new hat.

"Hey, the cloud is now looking cool too! Shishishishi." An amused laugh can now be heard from across the deck, followed by the cheer of a certain Tanuki, 'Almighty God Usopp' who once lead and entire army of samurais back in one of his adventures, and a 'superRR cool' robot samurai.

* * * * *

There you go. My first ever fic. Wow the last time I actually wrote a story was maybe a little more than 10 years ago? I was but an awkward teen back then. Now I'm but an awkward adult.

Just had to headcanon this after chap. 975 came out. Was lying in bed at 1 am and just thought ‘hey what if?...’. So here I am, trying to be productive by putting my daydreams into writing.

Hope you like this. If not, then it's cool too. :)

[shysheeperz]

[chibi213]

Leave it to Oda to have the heroes succeed because one of them screwed up. Go Kin go.