#chaos elifis just had to have a second pahse

[tacobellabeanburrito]

so for like a few days now ive been giving kirby characters spongebob quotes because i have nothing better to do in school and.... it mightve turned into the most insane au ive ever made (nvm just remembered the shrek au i made of kirby)

Spongebob = Bandana Dee

Patrick = Kirby

Squidward/Sandy = Meta Knight

Mr. Krabs = King Dedede

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Meta Knight: Don’t be intimidated Meta, just try to imagine him in his underwear...

*Buff King Dedede*

Meta Knight: OH NO HE’S HOT!

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Meta Knight: So how many of you have used a sword before?

Bandee: Do spears count?

Meta Knight: No.

Kirby: Is mayonnaise a sword?

Meta Knight: No Kirby, mayonnaise is not a sword.

Meta Knight: ...Horseradish is not a sword either.

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Kirby: Well then I guess your gonna miss the Food Raid.

King Dedede: ...The what?

Kirby: I said... *big gasp* I guess your gonna miss the FOOD RAID.

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Bandee: Aww, cheer up Hyness! It could be worse! 

Kirby: Yeah, you could be bald and have a big nose.

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Bandee (Trying to defeat Chaos Eliflis): NOTHING’S WORKING!

Kirby: Wait Bandee! We’re not cavemen! We have more copy abiltiies.

Kirby: *Proceeds to annihilate Chaos Eliflis with Wild Hammer*

*Chaos Eliflis enters a second phase*

Bandee: It didn’t work...

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And then... The Big One...

Adeline: OK Dark Meta Knight, are you ready for your first day of Goodness School?

Dark Meta Knight: Yeah...

Adeline: Alrighty, goodness lesson number one! You see someone drop their wallet... Dedede drop the wallet.

*Dedede drops the wallet*

Adeline: Now, what do you do?

DMK: Excuse me sir, but I do believe you’ve dropped your wallet.

Dedede: Doesn’t look familiar to me.

DMK: ...What? I just saw you drop it. HERE.

Dedede: It’s not mine.

DMK: IT IS YOURS. I, am trying to be a good person and return it to you.

Dedede: Return what to who?

*DMK smacks his face in annoyance*

DMK: Aren’t you, King Dedede?

Dedede: Yep.

DMK: And this is your ID?

Dedede: Yep.

DMK: Well, I found this ID, in this wallet, and if that’s the case then this must be YOUR WALLET.

Dedede: That makes sense to me.

DMK: Then take it!

Dedede: It’s not my wallet.

DMK: YOU MOTHERFUCKIN FEATHERBALL YOU BETTER TAKE THIS WALLET OR I’LL RIP YOUR ARMS OFF.

*Adeline then proceeds to spray DMK with a water spritzer*

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Idk, i just thought these were hilarious. At least to me. I might make a comic out of these.