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[zymzalchemy]

"Welcome, my little lambs, to the Church of Chaos!"

Dressed in the holiest of disguises, Uncle Joker takes the pulpit today. But don't worry, this sermon isn't about salvation—oh no, it's about revelation. Gather 'round, kiddies, and let me feed you your Sunday brainwashing, one twisted truth at a time. Remember, faith is just a fancy word for madness, and I’m here to show you how fun crazy can be.

Confess your sins or create new ones—either way, Uncle Joker's got you covered. Amen."

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[mamapawsblog]

If you think you have parenting all figured out, try reasoning with a toddler mid-tantrum and get back to me!

🤯👶 Parenting Wisdom: The Toddler Tantrum Reality Check 🔄🤔

If you ever find yourself thinking you've got parenting all figured out, here's a humble suggestion: try reasoning with a toddler mid-tantrum and then get back to me. 🤷‍♂️👶

In the grand tapestry of parenting, toddlers are the true masters of unpredictability. Just when you think you've deciphered the parenting code, they throw in a tantrum curveball that leaves even the most seasoned parents contemplating life's mysteries.

Attempting to reason with a toddler mid-tantrum is like trying to negotiate with a tiny tornado of emotions. Logic takes a backseat, and any attempts at rationale become akin to explaining advanced calculus to someone who speaks only in emojis.

So, here's to the parents who embrace the beautiful chaos of parenting, understanding that the toddler-tantrum dance is a reminder that, in this journey, humility is the best guide. 🌪️🤣 🤯👨‍👩‍👧‍👦💫

[myfuckingbudapestmovie]

Abort yourself - you are not alone #secretplaces #wcchronicles #budapest

Trippy Toilets

In the dim light of an underground den,

Where the walls whisper tales of rebellious men,

Broken tiles scatter like thoughts gone astray,

Beer caps and broken plates dance in disarray.

Graffiti sprawls in anarchist pride,

While the echoes of laughter and chaos collide,

Cups chipped and cracked, hold secrets untold,

In this sanctuary of misfits, both reckless and bold.

Flushing the norms, as the water swirls bright,

In the heart of the madness, we revel in the night.

Cigarette smoke drifts like dreams in the air,

Every corner a canvas, every crack a dare.

With each stumble and fumble, we find our release,

In the trippy toilets, our minds find their peace.

So raise a toast to the chaos, the laughter, the grime,

In this anarchist haven, we’ll dance out of time.

#TrippyToilets

#UndergroundPub

#AnarchistArt

#BrokenTiles

#GraffitiVibes

#ChaosAndLaughter

#BeerCaps

#RebelStyle

#UrbanDecay

#BathroomPoetry

#ArtInTheUnexpected

#RiotousRestrooms

#PubLife

#CupsAndChaos

#AlternativeCulture

#MisfitSanctuary

#GrimeAndGlory

#RevolutionaryRestrooms

#PoetryInMotion

#SubversiveSpaces

[pebblegalaxy]

Dance of the Absurd: Breaking Records and Monotony with a Whimsical Twist!

Dance of the Absurd: Breaking Records and Monotony with a Whimsical Twist! #WhimsicalDance #PlayfulAdventure #LaughOutLoud #SpontaneityWins #SillinessUnleashed #DanceLikeNoOneIsWatching #JoyfulJourney #QuirkyLife #BreakingRecords #ChaosAndLaughter

What was the last thing you did for play or fun? Once upon a time in the enchanting realm of my daily grind, I decided to embark on a quest for play and fun that would make even the most serious philosophers reconsider their life choices. Armed with the courage of a lion and a humor sense as questionable as a magic eight ball, I set out to craft a masterpiece of amusement that would rival…

[amidnightstroll]

chaosandlaughter started following you

[pea-headddd]

chaosandlaughter replied to your post: Quite drunk. In need to sex. But Travis isn’t here...

surely say to him that you want some and I’d sure he’d say yes lol

Ahah He wouldn't at all he'd be like "mehh" -.- Stupid guy!!! 

[seraphcrowley]

How did you get your missing e working again? DDD:

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/add-on-compatibility-reporter/?src=api

Not only will this allow you to override the "compatibility" between firefox and missing e but it will also help with any other extensions you have that may not be working.

[donellabeckton]

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