#charles is a fucking chameleon he will sit his cute little butt in a machine and immediately start looking for its limits | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

chussyracing · 12 days ago

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He's not a Lando fan. He hates him and McLaren which is why we became friends in the first place. But he's a Max fan which well. Ofc Max is good, but I guarantee you he wouldn't survive the Ferrari experience from 2021-24 and come out with 4 titles at the end of it

to be fair, nobody survives that - hence why the drivers changes left and right in that seat. oh but wait, one driver survived through all that and you will never guess who it is 😁

#anyway i am using my permit crab to say whatever i want this morning and i am saying thos #lando is a flop i do not care about oscar sadly i am trying but he is just. plain bread. i will eat if if i cannot afford anything else #max cannot race wheel to wheel and has been lucky af most of his career and he has anger issues #lando is the one plastic bag that flies in the dirty city centre and than catches on the tree in the park looking sad and wet and disgusting #lewis will get there but he needs a lot of time dare i say more than expected #charles is a fucking chameleon he will sit his cute little butt in a machine and immediately start looking for its limits #alonso should have retired after winning his two only championships and he is not the mastermind that deserved way more #daniel ric oh i never liked you and your nose is NOT quirky and funny. also careful with the hairline #lowkey think someone is pulling max's balls in the cockpit because why is he throwing thosw high-pitched hisses behind the wheel #george is a fugly slut. no this one is harsh. but can he fucking not. i am tired of his hamlet monologues.#he would bend backwards to get an advantage and i will go as far as saying he is a snake and if i had to rank drivers based on how much #i would trust them he would be at the bottom of the chart #kimi. please finish the school and come back i promise the sport will still be there.#isack i like the lewis fanboy in you and how quickly you learned to watch charles with the heart eyes. i am mildly impressed with your #driving. but above all i still see the things you did in f2. sorry. i do not fuck with that.#yuki. baby get it together i do not wanna see you thrown into the bin like others. alex you are good. here for the good time.#carlos. no notes. everyone who follows me knows. but c2stan username will always be iconic. him not so much. OVERRATED!!!!!#lance 😐😐😐😐😐😐#yea. maybe if he was nice to my comms. i could like him more. the wheel throwing is not it. spank him. l #ollie. my child. is he a prodigy ferrari was waiting for? no. but he is good and needs the experience in a bad team.#este. you keep going up in my rankings. i do admire the dedication to being a nerd and having whimsy. go on.#pierre 🤢🤢🤢🤢 back in the sink with my dirty dishes you go i cannot look at this any longer #franco ((slut))#sorry. but not really.#jack. you were there for a while. that's it i think. you weren't even good in f2 tbh. i still remember what u did in monaco f2 race #nico. he sure is there. he is not bad. one of the most impressive junior careers in fact. i just think he might be better of making babies #rather than racing in f1 #is there anyone else? oh wait lawson. says a lot i forgot. maybe he should stay in super formula #he was better when his only contact with f1 was watching the cars movie which has nothing to do with f1 #sorry for the rant :)

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