#chica is a weird case because I feel like her being a chicken both fits and doesn't fit

[clanwarrior-tumbly]

Say, could you write some headcanons for Monty, Chica, & Roxy meeting a dullahan reader? They always wear a bandana to hide the fact that their head isn't exactly attached, always carrying few spares in case of emergencies(jerks taking it for 'fun'). At one point they bend down to pick something up & someone bumps into them, knocking their head from their shoulders. They sometimes juggle their head when bored & making every joke about losing their head & being a dullahan known to humanity.

Monty

You’re just a dullahan trying to fit in with humans--by playing Monty Golf regularly at the Pizzaplex. Humans liked golfing. It was calming and competitive. You liked that.

Monty recognizes you by the gator-themed bandanna you always wear, never seeing you without it. He thinks it’s badass and isn’t one to judge.

One day he’s signing a golf club for you and some stupid kid runs over waving theirs around, bumping into you.

Immediately your head tumbles off, and they scream and run away crying.

Monty’s shocked when he sees you moving around. How are you not dead???

He sees you patting the ground, realizing you’re looking for your head (which is an inch away from falling into the water).

Despite being a bit squicked he toughens up and grabs it, gently handing it back to you. “This yours?”

“Oh, thank you, Monty! If it weren’t for you, I’d have to put on my backup. It’s a pain in the neck. y’know.” You casually juggle your head before putting it back on, while he looks at you over his sunglasses, mortified.

“Wait whatdya mean by “backup”???”

Glamrock Chica

You know the incident report where Chica’s voicebox malfunctioned, made the server STAFF bots go haywire, and cause numerous injuries to guests?

Well, you happened to be an unfortunate victim. You just wanted to eat some pizza (as you’ve come to adore this human food) and chill out with your favorite chicken animatronic, but a tray goes flying at your head and knocks it off.

Thankfully nobody notices since it’s so chaotic, but Chica does and she’s horrified.

Later when she’s repaired and allowed to walk around, she finds you alive but...strangely you have a different head. Like a Halloween mask.

She clearly saw you get decapitated though??? So she goes over to ask if you’re okay.

“Oh! Yeah I am. I’m used to it.”

She’s so confused. And you explain you’re a dullahan.

Only then does she calm down, still feeling a little guilty you lost a head because of her.

“Don’t worry. It happens all the time. Good thing I always plan a-head in case of emergencies.” You chuckle as you show her your stash of spare heads and bandannas.

She doesn’t know what to think of your morbid humor. But hey, at least you’re able to make light of situations.

Roxanne Wolf

You decide to try out Roxy Raceway even though it’s probably a bad idea.

But when the wolf herself challenged you, you simply couldn’t decline.

“Don’t lose your head, kid.” She grins as you both wait for the light to turn green.

“Hope not.” You laugh. “Or else that’ll be the third one this week.”

“....wait huh-”

But the race begins and you take off, leaving her in the dust for once. But she quickly recovers and catches up.

All in all it’s a fun race and you didn’t lose your head this time.

Though the moment you get out of the kart, some kid bumped into you trying to get Roxy’s autograph and accidentally knocked your head off, sending it down into the sinkhole below the Plex. Never to be seen again.

‘Goddamn it WHY-’

Roxy’s a bit freaked out herself, but you manage to explain that you need your bag and she retrieves it for you.

Once your spare head is put on you huff and properly introduce yourself as a dullahan.

You expect her to call you weird or creepy but her reaction is “omg I finally get the joke” and chuckles.