#chlorhydris

[azraelthecat]

[styxnstars]

Here's the absolute most beautiful lady in all the land that was Johan's mother, Madame Soliana! 💙🌠

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☆ she/her pronouns

☆ Straight, recipromantic 💖🩷💚🤍🖤, and demisexual 🖤🤍💜🩶

☆ 5'9" (she was kinda tall for a woman lol)

☆ 34 years old

☆ Her birthday is on December 20th 🎂🎉🎊

☆ Had OCD, paranoia, and melancholia

☆ Besides English, she was fluent in French (all dialects), Italian (all dialects), Portuguese (the Portugal dialect), Spanish (the Spain dialect), and Latin 🇨🇵🇮🇹🇵🇹🇪🇦

☆ She was married to Sir Martín, her husband ❤️

☆ She had two children, Johan (her son, 19) and Jandira (her daughter, 17)

☆ Her maiden last name was Varlet, a medieval French last name.

☆ Was from France, born and raised in a noble family (and lived in a very nice and enchanted castle that lit up at night!) 🇫🇷

☆ She became an astronomer when she was 18 years old, and she actually used to be Princess Sabina's astronomy teacher when she was little! :) 🔭🌌

☆ Had a French accent with a mix of an English-esque flare to it

☆ She liked researching about planets/stars/constellations, stargazing, practicing spells for entertainment, reading, teaching young girls about astronomy, visiting the Smurfs, blue/purple/indigo flowers, shiny things, spending quality time with baby/little Johan every day, and making wishes on shooting stars (not for herself, but for others)

☆ She disliked witchcraft/black magic, Chlorhydris, Lord Balthazar, Gargamel, Satanism, rainy weather, sour/salty/crunchy foods, anyone who looked at/talked to her husband in a flirtatious or intimidating way, her daughter Jandira (Johan's younger sister, she was an absolute brat and was too much for Soliana to handle), being away from baby/little Johan for too long, looking filthy, and abandoned/creepy places

☆ Madame Soliana was a very sweet and caring person. She cared about Johan and her husband very much, she felt like nothing could ever separate her from the love of her life and her precious baby boy. She would roam around very wealthy towns looking for little girls to teach astronomy to, and she was very successful and great at it!She was also very considerate as she would always understand and listen to what others say to her and she wouldn't talk about herself either. She was very dedicated in her work while also being an ambivert. She could also be intimidating at times, but most of the time she was the most loving, elegant, beautiful, and kind person you would've ever met.

TW// death and symptoms leading up to it

☆ Now to get into the depressing part of things: So remember how I said that she practiced spells for entertainment at times? Well, a lot of people in the town that she lived in saw this and thought it was witchcraft, and everyone subconsciously accused her of being a witch.

☆ One day, a citizen (most likely a cult member) had a plan to make her very ill. This cult member had a very sick person cough into a handkerchief and then when Soliana was asleep, the cult member smothered the handkerchief onto her face but softly enough so that it wouldn't wake her.

☆ The next day, she experienced chest pain, a fever, chills, fatigue, shortness of breath, and coughed up blood. These symptoms lasted for 3 months, which was revealed to be pneumonia. Since this was the medieval times there was no treatment for pneumonia, so this lasted for ANOTHER 3 months.

☆ Little Johan and Soliana's husband first started to notice how miserable she was in the first 3 weeks that she was ill. Her husband was constantly stressed and never left her side, and Johan would always cry because he was so upset that his mother wasn't getting better. Little Johan would always lay in Soliana's bed with her (even tho he knew she was severely ill). She would cradle him in her arms and coax him "Fear not, my sweet little angel... I will feel better before you even know it~"

☆ 6 months passed by since she fell ill, and Soliana's condition worsened and eventually developed sepsis. She would constantly feel dizzy, have a flushed face, shiver nonstop, mentally confused, delirious, and feel very sleepy as if her time on earth was almost over. Her organs also began to shut down and her skin was very discolored, which made little Johan cry even more. He just couldn't stand seeing his own mother in her dismal and luckless state <:( This also made her husband even more stressed than he already was, eventually leading to a manic disorder.

☆ When Johan was only 7 years old and the night showed its abundance of stars, he held onto his mother's hand and gave her a huge hug. Her last words to him were "Johan... you will always be my precious and perfect baby boy~ please continue to be as brave and courageous as you already are, will you?" As Soliana's soft lips closed, as well as her eyes, she was, well... gone. She went back up to her place in the sky as she crossed the rainbow bridge that night. Rip Madame Soliana, you will forever be missed. 😔☁️🌈💖

[sidneypoindexter]

What smurfs do you HC as ace aro?

oh hell yeah i got a whole STORY cookin abt this shit!!!

meet the Heartless Smurfs (fanfic) main character squad! when Chlorhydris casts a spell to turn all potential romantic love into hate, the only ones immune are the ones who can't be romantically into other people in the first place.

...3 of these are semi-ocs, but. Yknow.

[zinkadear]

Priscilla is a kitten that Vanity and Lazy adopt. She takes after her daddies, loving to be pampered and looking her best, and enjoys long naps.

She was found by them one day in the forest, dirty and underweight, but extremely affectionate despite that.

Lazy suggested they take her home, but Vanity was against it, thinking she'd be dangerous. Priscilla's response to that was rubbing against Vanity while purring. Lazy finally convinced him to change his mind by being too adorable to refuse, although Vanity still wasn't happy about it.

Most of the other smurfs were alarmed by a cat being in the village as well. But Baby went over to her without hesitation and started petting her. Puppy followed right after, grooming the dirty kitten. She meowed sweetly and rubbed against the two.

Lazy begged Papa Smurf to let him keep her, and he allowed it after seeing how fond Baby and Puppy were of her. Lazy excitedly picked her up, thanking him.

Vanity was still upset, especially because he had no say in the matter, even though Priscilla would be in his house. He ended up staying the night at Smurfette's because of it.

But he soon warmed up to the sweet kitten, unable to resist her charm, and now he spoils his little angel.

(I know there's a canon character named Priscilla, (Chlorhydris's daughter) but she's only in one episode, so I'm not worrying about it.)

[bcgandsmurfsfan2010]

36 years ago, Chlorhydris' Lost Love, an episode of The Smurfs (Classic) aired on NBC on November 28, 1987,

[miscellaneous-smurfing]

every chlorhydris episode ever:

The smurfs: We are [an emotion]!

Chlorhydris: gr i hate that specific emotion!

[asmurfierworld]

(time to take a handful of pills and face the day.)

[blu3b3rryj4mp1r3]

UM UMU UMUM Could i perhaps get a ... vanity smurf ...he is my Highest kin and i adore him so much

good choice anon! vanity is one of my favourites too! 😄🌸 I gave him his heart shaped mirror that he has on smurfy friendship day in the episode 'chlorhydris' lost love' 'cause I recently watched that and thought it was so cute! 💙

[smurfettte]

🐒🍭

🐒 - whats your favorite line/quote from your special interest?OK so there are so many and i'll probably kick myself if im rewatching and realize i forgot something but tbh one of my favorite exchanges in the series is in "stop and smurf the roses" when they arrive at chlorhydris's castle:brainy: (stuttering) "Oh gosh smurfette, you know, i would LOVE to but -- uhm, see chlorhydris and i really arent on speaking terms at the moment and uhhh--"smurfette: (cutting him off) "If you dont lend a hand, WE wont be on speaking terms."🍭 - whats a headcanon/theory you have about your special interest? i talked abt this a long time ago but its of my solid strong belief that Smurfette is autistic. I headcanon alot of smurfs characters as autistic, but she is specifically most important to me because of how our situations + behaviors are very identical in many cases. Real sad boys hour

[miscellaneous-smurfing]

i love chlorhydris’ toucan who can only speak in italian catchphrases

[sidneypoindexter]

FASCINATED with the implications in “stop and smurf the roses” that laconia is immortal. why does chlorhydris’s book specifically mention laconia by name and not saying waking up the flowers is a wood elf thing? why does it have a picture of laconia on the page?