#chocolate is my main

[washiinmachiine]

SHE ATE THIS UP...

[frnkiebby]

11 reasons why i shouldn’t be allowed in the mall unattended~🎃

3 pairs of 0g tunnels/plugs

1 pair of 2g plugs

black parade tee shirt

american idiot tee shirt

five fucking rolls of chocolate necco wafers

[ask-the-totally-real-peppino]

That cute bunny girl is called Noisette.Can you please tell me what you cooked besides pizza?

Pep: "...!"

Pep: "Si! Noisette was her name! Grazie friends! And grazie for Poco Noisette!"

Pep: "…Reh ot yrros yas ot deen I... Niaga reh ees nac I epoh I…"

Pep: "Bocnroc etalocohc ekil! Wonk I sepicer rehto eht fo emos em thguat ehs! Ssendnik reh rof reh knaht ot deen osla I tub."

Pep: "Enoyreve deef ot dah I tahw htiw dluoc I revetahw gnikam yltsom saw ti. Oot gnikab fo stol dna atsap fo stol saw ereht, azzip sediseb dekooc I tahw rof sa."

Pep: "Niaga yrt ot ecin eb dluow ti os, elihw a ni nevo gnikrow a dah t'nevah I. Noos gnikooc emos uoy wohs nac I ebyam!"

Pep: "Yrros... Naem uoy ohw wonk I kniht t'nod I... 'Sessob niam'...? Noitseuq rehto eht dna..."

[dailydegurechaff]

Today’s Daily Degurechaff is… devastated

[duckgens]

me when the bucket is on tv

[wisemins]

on a wonka note: willy wonka is autistic. literally no arguments to be made. i don't need to prove it. he is the proof.

[lan-wangjis-autism]

Drew my cat as strawberry milk!!!

[rupphiremoyo]

yaz is the kind of girlfriend that would text sammy pictures of all the cute dogs she sees on her morning run because she knows how much sammy would love it

sammy is the kind of girlfriend that would show up to every one of yaz's track competitions cheering "that's my girl!" from the bleachers because she knows that yaz would be both embarrassed and endeared by it

[lordliing]

I want cover art Gortash's number--

[boydykebarista]

favorite fact about my cafe that i think reveals a lot about a bunch of gay people who work in a bookstore cafe. we go through our matcha basically twice as fast as our other two locations because 50% of our baristas are drinking matcha as our shift drink. and also because civilian bookstore patrons order a lot more matcha than the others. the overlap is NOT insignificant and while our patronage is absolutely gay i’m a big fan of how ours is specifically the gays getting their oat milk matchas

[devilagent]

he's  rolling  his  eyes,  he  isn't  too  big  of  a  fan  of  today  for  obvious  reasons.  he shifts  uncomfortably,  clearing  his  throat  awkwardly.  on  the  other  hand,  he  is  eying  the  chocolate  rabbits  quietly  to  himself.  he  can't  deny  he  enjoys  chocolate  rabbits  ...

[sundial-bee-scribbles]

“oliver eats dirt” this “oliver eats spiders” that oliver literally eats fucking rocks

[spaceballstheaskblog1]

Important question!!

Tagging a couple moots because I need info @professional-termite @abiscuit @hatbox-apologist @ literally anyone else

reblog for bigger sample size

[ssaalexblake]

the curse of the bank holiday hit today, it pissed it down the entire day, i messed up my dinner (forgot an ingredient) and ended up spending all day cleaning and tidying bc i was bored doing nothing. What a damn waste of a day off.

[duckgens]

so uh

I have a catcf main au now

[the-kipsabian]

i have an hour before the next event and im having cramps lmao someone tell me about your day or something or ask me about my blorbos or whatever pls i wanna talk