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Sunflower- please don’t encourage spontaneous combustion- that is not good dating advice.

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Excuse my language- but what the actual fuck is all of this? Am I seeing shenanigans? On my dash?

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Why is everyone talking to the bot? That’s the fastest way to get your device infected with viruses- what the hell?

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[half-determined] I’ll succumb soon. remember me by my emojis citrine

I’d rather not. Something else I can remember you by?

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Fuck it got Sunflower too.

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Ah. I see the internet has imploded. Good, good.

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ruinedsword

yeah? fuck?

Please don’t commit crimes-

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Red?? YOU’RE ABOUT TO DO WHAT?

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Oh gods she’s so precious-

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Hmmm... I’m not sure how I feel about this change-

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Is what I think is happening really happening? I should be mad, I should be ready to scream. But...I just feel numb? I’m crying, at least. That much is working.

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Oh- oh gods- please don’t nap on anything dangerous- I will personally find you something better-

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ask-delta-reaper

shenanigans?  on  YOUR  dash?  more  likely  than  you’d  think!

I should have expected this- but it’s not any less confusing. Normal day in the multiverse, I guess. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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ruinedsword

hell fucking yea h you are

Ah- well clearly, I am not up to speed- apparently something about stealing skyscrapers??

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Gods damn it now the chat isn’t even safe.

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NO- DO NOT LET THE BOT IN THE CHAT-