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notbecauseofvictories · 6 months

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it’s very funny to talk about Christianity with my best friend, because some part of me is so ridiculously Catholic it refuses to learn anything about the Christian denominations that make up her research. I swear she’s explained the difference between Methodists and Presbyterians eight separate times, but not a single thing stuck because some pre-Vatican II neuron was too busy slamming pots and pans together while screaming ONE HOLY CATHOLIC AND APOSTALIC

#I am no longer catholic but my hippocampus is #it's not even like she's getting into their history she just wants me to understand the stereotypes #since they inform her work and I simply Cannot.#christianity is composed of catholics catholics whose churches schismed prior to the 15th century and protestants #sometimes the protestants are american and annoying and we call them evangelicals.#tw christianity #tw religion #celestial emporium of benevolent knowledge

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