#ciel needs a timeout

[another-kshit-blog]

what he says:

What he means:

[sebaschian]

Okay, Kuro Yochien's Staff Part One

The Teachers:

Professor Michaelis: Principle and Homeroom Teacher of Class Kitten. He is nice with children but very strict with adults, although his co-worker Agni gets treated nicely and gently. He is a cat demon(or person as he still is a human disguised), Class Kitten was what he named his own class. He named himself Michaelis, but it was the little baby Ciel Phantomhive who called him Sebas, and he decided to add it to his surname. Sebastian Michaelis. He is fond of all the kids, but baby Ciel has a special spot in his heart. For being such a heartless demon, little humans do soften up his heart.

Professor Agni: Sebastian's co-worker and faithful helper, in Class Kitten he assists the teacher with the children and also teaches them subjects such as Social Studies and England History. While Professor Michaelis teaches Math. He is in charge of Soma, a little prince nine-year-old, very fond of the little boy. The prince's parents left the kid under his care until they returned from India, yet they never did. Agni is under the impression that they had indeed abandoned their son, but Agni does a very good job as his father figure.

The children:

Ciel Phantomhive: The youngest child of Class Kitten, a baby almost close to his one year birthday. He was the son of the former Earl of Phantomhive, Vincent Phantomhive and Rachel Phantomhive. Whose family was killed a few months after his birth. His home was burned down, but the baby was rescued and taken to the old orphanage which was where Professor Michaelis used for his daycare. And he was discovered by said professor, who made himself his new surrogate father. He is the baby, he likes dogs and sweets even in his young age, doesn't like strangers other than Professor Michaelis, and the children who he interacts with everyday.

Lizzy Midford: Ciel's cousin, who is two years old and her parents had enrolled her in the same day care her cousin is, just because the family wanted them to interact at a young age. And she is the one to marry Ciel when they become older. It is uncertain why the Midford family didn't take Ciel in given he was a member of their own family. But apparently, Professor Michaelis refused to let them keep the baby, when he had already taken care of him since day one. Either way, they agreed to enroll Lizzy in Kuro Yochien because Ciel was there.

Prince Soma: The joyous nine-year-old prince of India whose parents took to India when they were in a trip, found Agni there and made him caretaker of Soma, entrusting their son to him which he obliged without any qualms. The parents said they would return and never did. Agni took Soma as his own child, he is not able to tell the boy the truth, he would not handle the pain Soma would feel at all. So he keeps the lie that his parents will come back soon. Soma is very cheerful, adores Agni and treats Ciel like his baby brother, actually has a rivalry with Finny, another kid who Professor Michaelis looks after. They fight over who baby Ciel likes the most, their fights sometimes become physical so Michaelis and Agni separate their charges when they become too much, if one hurt either of them, they get put in timeout or lose recess.

Finnian "Finny": He is 7 and Professor Michaelis rescued him one night, when he was going to the market to buy supplies for the kids and the day care. He was nameless so, Michaelis gave him the name of Finnian who he calls Finny for short, he allowed him to come join his found family. The boy escaped a laboratory which awful humans used to experiment on him, Michaelis felt an inexplicable surge of rage when he heard the poor little defenseless thing tell him that, that he left Agni in charge of the kids they had so far and went to destroy that sinister laboratory with its beasts. He did not tell him what he did, the child did not need to know about that. Finny is a kid who is a sweetpea and almost never causes any trouble, he has enhanced super strength which his teacher, is trying to tone down. He loves the only baby of the day care, having arguments with Soma and sometimes Lizzy.

[blackbutlerfandomnerddomain]

What are your headcanons of Milly( she's the picky eater in the fol orphanage) being g adopted by Lau ?

This happened sometime after Ran-Mao's adoption and Lau felt a bit lonely

Things changed when visiting the Phantomhive manor on a day the F.O.L. Orphans were around and catching Milly sitting by the window pouting

Sebastian put her on timeout after a bit of a fit for his cooking since she only eats with Theo and only eats whatever Oliver made and hasn't touch other foods due to them being adopted

"May I try and help?" He asked and Ciel and Sebastian were like "knock yourself out"

He made something he usually made for Ran-Mao back when she was a picky eater at this age and presented it to her

Milly, as usual, wasn't willing to try it until Lau dealt beside her with a smile and said, "Come on little one, you need to grow big to take over the world."

After she ate the whole thing she began to ask for Lau's cooking the most and it slowly formed of Lau visiting a lot more, each time he'd slowly make a new thing as well as listen to Milly to see what else he can make her

By the time it turned Fall and Lau became a bit more busy, his heart ached not having Milly's smiling face everyday as he did earlier

He decided, if she wanted to, try and adopt that little angel

He cried when she hugged him begging him to be her father

She adores her small family, especially adoring her Aunty Ran-Mao

Cooking is of course her and Lau's shared hobby

She taught her how to fight and how to not leave marks when fighting, but only when protecting yourself and not getting in trouble

Both her and Daniel like to play fight each other

Pray to any soul who decides to try and court her-

[mantomhive]

Look at that smug face, someone get him under control!

[little-sweethearts]

The Locked door

Tags: No relationship, fluff, agere, little!Ciel, Caregiver/daddy!Sebastian, timeouts, just ciel being the cutest little brat ever

Summary: Ciel thinks he’s gotten away with his baby crimes, but his Caregiver finds out as usual and reminds the baby of their rules when little. 

Authors note: my first actual agere fic! We all know it had to be baby Ciel. I’m just waiting on my ao3 invite then I will be posting it there as well

“Ciel?”

A gasp from behind the bathroom door, followed by shuffling.

“Yes, Da- Sebastian?”

A stutter. Unsurprising since the boy had just slipped not an hour ago, it was unlikely he is already feeling big enough for that name to escape his mouth easily.

“Are you alright in there my love?”

More shuffling, followed by the sound of splashing in a washbasin. It seems likely that his young master is up to no good and was washing his hands of it. 

“Just fine Sebastian...Now go ‘way!”

Another slip of the tongue, surely is master was feeling entirely too small to be all alone at the moment. All sounds in the bathroom had stopped now, it was time to see what the boy was up to. 

“Well then if you’re fine, surely you will have no problem with me coming in. Correct?”

“Um…”

Sebastian turned the knob. It clicked but did not open. The butler raised an eyebrow, and he could practically feel the little boy grow more nervous as he tried the knob again. For a moment, Sebastian considered just unlocking the door and striding right in, but that would be doing the young lord a disservice. As his caregiver, he ought to be teaching him accountability for his actions. 

“Ciel? Come unlock the door.”

It clearly was not a request, and he heard the boy take a few steps closer to the door before stopping. 

“No Da- Sebastian! I- I said go away!”

Clearly trying to sound as big as he most certainly was not, the words were practically forced out. Sebastian almost laughed at his antics. 

“Little boy, If I have to unlock this door myself, the consequences will surely be worse than what you are already going to receive for whatever trouble I know you’ve gotten into.” Sebastian said neutrally. “Unlock. The door.” 

To the untrained ear, his voice didn’t sound any more frightening or sinister than it did any other day, but Ciel knew better. That was not the voice of his butler, but his Daddy. His Daddy set rules and expected them to be followed, who expected his little boy to listen and be polite. Both of which he had certainly not been today. Quickly wiping his hands on his pants once more just to be sure they weren’t damp, he turned the lock and stepped back. 

Sebastian opened the door standing tall, but his height was not the only thing that made Ciel feel so small. His red eyes were narrowed and his thin brow raised. Ciel stood in front of him, wringing his hands nervously. “And what were you doing with the door locked? I do believe that is against one of our rules to keep you safe isn’t it?”

“Those rules are for when I’m feeling small and-”

Sebastian placed a hand on the boy’s jaw gently (of course, he was always gentle with his baby even when he was being a brat), and leaned down to force the boy to look in his eyes. 

“Do not even think about lying to me little boy,” he said calmly. “We both know that is one of the rules I expect you to follow and I don’t believe breaking another today will do you any service.”

He leaned back but kept his hand on Ciel’s chin, tilting his head so they would maintain eye contact. The boy swallowed before whispering; “Sorry Daddy.”

Sebastian was silent, clearly waiting on the answer to his original question.

“I was jus’ washing my hands,” Ciel said softly. 

An eyebrow arched impossibly higher. “Washing your hands of what?”

“Um. There was dust on my toy...I wiped it off though…” The child mumbled.

Sebastian blinked slowly. “Hmm, I see… That’s rather odd. I know for a fact that all your toys are kept in pristine condition, tended to by both myself and Miss Mey-Rin.” Sebastian’s tone did not sound surprised at all. “Unless of course, you’re lying to me and you have in fact been in here washing stolen chocolate off your fingers?”

Ciel gasped, his eyes going wide in surprise and cheeks blooming with guilt. He had been caught, but how?! He was sure nobody saw him take the chocolate from the kitchen, Bard was napping in the pantry and Sebastian was outside speaking with Mey-Rin and Finny! Even Tanaka was occupied, engrossed in a book in the library.

Sebastian suddenly pulled his handkerchief from his pocket and wiped the smallest spot on the corner of Ciel’s mouth. It came back stained with chocolate. 

“Daddy I-” Ciel hastily tried to defend himself but was cut off by Sebastian sweeping the guilty boy off the ground and striding into the master bedroom. 

“I believe I have heard quite enough of your lies today little boy. Now, it is time to face your actions.” Said the butler, placing Ciel on his feet right in front of the dreaded corner. He was still facing away, but he knew it wouldn’t be for long.

“No Daddy I-“

Sebastian cut him off; “Now. You are going to tell me all of the rules you broke today, right now. I’m quite done with your little game.”

Sebastian always managed to look so stern and authoritative as a caregiver, but never intimidating. Ciel never felt scared of Sebastian, even when he felt his smallest or when Sebastian was handing out punishments. His Daddy was not mean or cruel, he would never hurt him. As a caregiver, he would only discipline him and guide him. As he stood small in front of the man, that was his only reassurance, as he was admitting to his crimes. He would try to run or lie again though, because, underneath all his brattiness, he hated the idea that Sebastian might be disappointed with him, he still wanted to be good.

“I...I lied. And I locked the door. And...And I stole chocolate from the kitchen.” He mumbled the whole way through, but Sebastian heard him just fine. 

“And what did you lie about?” Sebastian prodded. Ciel took back all his earlier thoughts, his Daddy is cruel.

“I lied ‘bout why I was washing my hands...an’ I lied that I was feeling big...and...and-” He stuttered and mumbled, the regret and guilt were heavy on his shoulders now.

“Okay, that’s enough. Thank you for now telling me the truth.” Sebastian said, smiling just a touch at the adorable little ‘you’re welcome’ Ciel breathed. His smile dropped and then it was time to dole out the consequences.

“You’ll have 5 minutes in time out for all the lying, and no dessert after dinner tonight. I think you have had quite enough sweets today.”

Ciel barely suppressed a long whine at the idea of losing desert, 2 measly squares of chocolate certainly would not have compared to whatever extravagant dessert his caregiver would have prepared that night. Before he could make his displeasure known beyond the pout of his lip, he was gently turned around and tucked into the corner. 

“5 minutes young man. I’ll be right here to tell you when it’s over. Sebastian said, and Ciel could hear him settle on the footstool beyond Ciel’s bed. A small comfort that they both knew the little needed, having Sebastian leave the room would just kick the boy’s anxiety and guilt into full speed either resulting in him working himself into a nice tantrum, or send him into a sobbing mess of toddler and panic.

Ciel hates time-outs. He hates staring at the stupid wallpaper in the corner and he hates that he’s not allowed to have any toys or talk or anything. He just has to stand there. Sebastian explained that he was there to think about his actions the first time, and every time he spent the first minute trying not to think about exactly that out of spite. By minute 3 his wrongdoings were the only thing on his mind. At that point, he was feeling rather ready to be out of the corner and properly chastised in his opinion. 

“Daddy?” he asked in a watery tone. He wouldn’t shed a tear, but he could certainly use comforting. 

“Two more minutes, Lovely” Sebastian said softly. 

His kind tone only made Ciel feel worse as he quieted down and went back to studying the wall. There wasn’t even a chip out of place, Sebastian kept everything so pristine. Nothing to occupy his mind but what he did wrong. It was a long two minutes before Sebastian stood and turned him back. 

“All done Daddy?” Ciel whimpered.

“All done Darling, you did splendidly,” Sebastian said, stroking the boy’s chubby cheek. With another wordless whimper, the boy collapsed into Sebastian’s arms to silently revel in the comfort. His caregiver lifted him with ease and carried them to the rocking chair, whispering to the little boy about “What a good boy you are, taking your time out so well. My perfect little master…”

After 5 more minutes of comforting the silently sad boy, he lifted his little blue head. “I’m sorry I was bad Daddy.” He whispered. 

“Oh, little love.” Sebastian pushed his hair back to see the matching lilac-colored eye next to the beautiful sapphire one. “You were not bad, just a little naughty. All is forgiven now.”

The boy nodded before cuddling back into his Daddy’s warm arms. 

“But still no Dessert?”

Sebastian chuckled. “Still no Dessert baby boy.”

[helloiamhumanperson]

Sebastian: Thats it! You're in timeout! Get on top of the fridge!

Bard: You's a bitch and yo mammy is too.

Soma: Hold the fuck up...I'm the fuckup, hold me...

R!Ciel: Therapy is just talking shit about other ppl with a licensed professional who legally can't tell anyone what you're saying about them.

Agni: Mommas gonna gas this thing! Get ready to go through TIME!!

Dagger: I don't need friends! I have Knives!...I'm...out of knives.

Joker: Hello welcome to the park thanks for bringing your fucking kids.

Beast: I hate that I have morals now.

Wendy: I love knitting! You can make mittens, scarves, hats, stab someones eyes out, socks, plushies...

Finny: I'm cute and that's not up for debate.

Claude: It's honestly so toxic to leave a desirable object under a box propped up by a stick.

O!ciel: If I don't have some cake soon I might die.

William: I kinda wanna slap you...but artistically.

Finny: Tarot cards? You mean heathen Yu-gi-oh cards?

Mey-rin: Kinda looks like the billionaires arent going to save us.

Lau: Catch me outside breaking social distancing.

Ran-mao: I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.

Grelle: I am Beyonce always.

Bard: Whenever I'm about to do something I think "would an idiot do that?" And if they would I do not do that thing.

Sebastian/o!ciel...: (lotta characters do this-): I don't hate it, I just don't like it all and it's terrible.