#clexa is forever ♾️

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Well, I don't really know much about American cremes but it definitely needs to have a good amount of lidocaine and/or prilocain in it. The best ones can be bought in a pharmacy. And, during the tattoo to relieve some pain, you can use bactine. For shorter tattoos that helps a lot! I used it once for my knee, for the...uh nerve? skin? tendons? Right next to the kneecap. I didn't feel a thing compared to the rest of the knee where I didn't use the creme.

And now that a movie with Melissa playing a car expert actually exists, I did some more thinking. Just imagine Sam being a CEO or your high-ranking boss and knowing how hot she is, she uses it to her advantage. She's overly confident and constantly teases you. I'd die immediately.

I will definitely look into some numbing cream!! Thank you!! My thing is I want to “feel” the pain. It sounds weird, but I feel like to get the full experience of a tattoo, you have to suffer through the pain. But if I ever get my left side done, I’m using some numbing stuff. I went through that pain once and I will not do that again 😭

I know that Melissa plays like a CEO in something, I forgot what the name is though. But I would not complain if I had Sam as my boss 😩 I would be the first person at work and the last one to leave, and my coworkers would have to fight me for overtime

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With a score like this you will obviously get accepted!! There's no doubt about it. You have been doing so well so far. Sam has been a bad boy. He attacked Buda because he got jealous. Poor Buda had some nasty wounds. But he's doing much better now and I made him a custom sign for his own place where he is staying overnight. It basically translates to Budis Hut.

I will watch Bayern vs Cologne. I can't believe I'll be seeing them next week already. Own goal? What own goal? I have no idea what you are talking about. Georgia did nothing wrong 😌 ... GRACE?? Did you just call me out and insult my non existent driving style?? 😱 I feel personally victimized. Just to prove you wrong I will become the best and safest driver ever!

Lol the German stare is definitely true! We love to watch people and judge everything and everyone around us. We're known for staring and inserting ourselves into situations. It's a cultural thing 🤷🏻‍♀️ But talking about accents, is there one you really like?

Also, here's a nice surprise I found!

https://www.tumblr.com/sabrinaspellmansleftnipple/741410595034791937/when-youre-shopping-with-one-of-your-broke?source=share

Oh Buda, I just want to give him a hug :( Sam has no need to get jealous but I would also get jealous if Buda stole your attention away from me. I love the sign for him and the picture of him on the sign too!!! I really do appreciate the translation, I can barely speak English

I hope you have so much fun at that game!!! I will definitely be watching it for my girls ;) and since we are on the lovely topic of the legend herself Georgia, her falling over the stands today killed me

Im sorry for making fun of your nonexistent driving style 😔 but you better become the best driver ever!! If it makes you feel any better, I murdered a squirrel the other day and my dash cam caught it…and I showed Jon Jon the video AND HE TOLD THE ENTIRE CLASS ABOUT IT

I thought he was lying about the German stare omg 😭 when people stare at us we usually associate that with sizing someone up, so a lot of fights usually happen because of that at my university 😭 I love a lot of different accents, but I really love Swedish and Dutch accents. That’s probably because I love listening to Vivianne Miedema and Magda Eriksson talk but oh well. one accent I cannot comprehend at is Katie McCabe’s Irish accent. Also, German accents kinda intimidate me but what accents do you like?

BRO THE ZERO WARNING AND NO CONTEXT OH MY GOD 😭😭😭 IM FLIGHTING OUT TO GERMANY TO PERSONALLY FIGHT YOU FOR THAT

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Hello honey!

YOU GOT 89%!?!? CONGRATULATIONS, THAT IS AMAZING 🎊 👏 Damn, I'm in the presence of a genius! But seriously, that's incredible. Look at you go! I'm proud of you for all the hard work you put into this! For that I would totally treat you to a pie so that you can taste all the deliciousness! But same tbh, I'm a very picky eater and rarely try something new. And welcome to the "Fuck Raspberries" club! Speaking about clubs, I've been neglecting the Frank Fan Club. How's my girl doing?

Hey! No Zoey slander allowed! She's a gift to humanity and deserves to be treasured! It's not our fault you can't understand our ways of thinking. Guess you just gotta keep up become as dirty minded aka interesting as us 😉

Yesss next month I'll be going to a concert and the bayern game!! I'm so excited to see the girls live! Plus, I'm starting on finally getting my drivers license, which I'm honestly dreading because it takes soooo long 🙄

Thank you so much love!!! Now I just have to wait and see if I get accepted into the program! I’m the same way, I hardly try anything new. Raspberries look like they should taste better and I will die on that hill! Frank has been doing good, if a bit evil, but that’s nothing new with her. How has my Sammy boy been doing?

Zoey deserves slander, but I will let it slide only this time! I will definitely need to become as interesting as the two of you 😼

Have fun at concert!!!! And which game are you going to watch? Also, Georgia’s own goal against PSG… good luck with your license!!! But hopefully people make sure to stay off the roads once you start driving :)

A random thing; the other day in my speech class, we all had to give a speech about 3 items that are important to us. There was a German guy in my class and he had brought in a pair of sunglasses and he said those were important to him because he “likes to do his German stare without the Americans noticing” 😭 first time I have ever heard a german accent in real life, and it was a cool one. And is the ‘German stare’ a real thing? 😭

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Well, I actually gotta say that you were right... because of you telling me to focus on the flash cards I actually didn't need them during the presentation. I knew everything by heart and the examination committee really liked that. So thank you!

💀 they were speaking a perfect English and I couldn't detect any accents so they definitely weren't Germans. Whoever they were, I hope they are living a happy topless life! And thank you for offering me a glimpse 😉

I choose to spend my final moments with you, this way I can make sure that I actually enjoy them. Ooh ice cream cake good choice!! I do love me a good lemon blueberry cake. When it comes to pies I love nougat or fruits. Basically just any cake and pie 🤷🏻‍♀️ No raspberry though. These things are disgusting and need to be destroyed!

ZOEY MY QUEEN!! 💀 the best sandwich in 2 minutes. Damn, she's got it bad. But also she's right??? Look at that picture of Alexis and tell me she isn't gay! THE BLINDFOLD 💀 I actually thought the same thing as Zoey did... I guess you, my dear, are just an innocent woman... Zoeys gay panic and her overall dramatics are pure perfection and the highlight of my day!

How have you been doing lately?

I told you to focus on those flash cards for a reason!!! Look at you go!! I’m proud of you! <3

They were probably American if I had to guess 😭 but honestly, yay for them. I would never have the balls to run around topless in a foreign country

Thank you for choosing to spend your final moments with me, that means so much 🙏🏻I have never had a lemon blueberry pie nor a nougat; I have the food palate of a 6 year old. I do agree with the raspberry!!!

Zoey is absolutely insane and she needs to be stopped. Alexia Putellas actually being a woman kisser has changed my life for the better I’m afraid. no because zoey and I were talking about how Alexia has a blue eye stare and she needs to cover her eyes, you and zoey just have a dirty mind 🙄

I’ve been doing alright. I took my HESI, which is the entrance exam into the nursing program, today. I’ve been spending the past couple of weeks studying for it and I got an 89% on it!! But how have you been lately? Looking forward to your Bayern game next month?

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Hi babe. I'm happy to hear that you are feeling better!

So today I am officially done with my apprenticeship!! I finished my presentation and got my documents. I actually managed to graduate with a solid B!! I cant belive it. 2 ½ years are done and I really passed with a good grade. Now onto an intense job search!

Also, I saw some boobies on the weekend. I was walking Nike when I heard some laughter. I turned around and boom, there were 2 foreigners having a topless photoshoot in the snow covered bushes. The boobies were right next to me. They just laughed and said it's so worth it. What a welcoming surprise that was for me.

Also, some more advice that I could gather in my "old age 😑". Always think before you speak or you will end up in embarrassing situations like me. You younglings still have it good. I can already see the white light. My days are numbered 🥹 Enjoy your youth while you still can. Random question because I'm currently eating cake: What's your favorite cake and pie??

I’m so proud of you, love!!! You’ve worked so hard and you deserve an amazing grade!! Good luck with your job searching and I’m so happy for you! <3

That is honestly the best way to start the weekend, nothing better than seeing some boobs out in the wild. I love how you included ‘foreigners’ too 😭

I have a really bad habit of not thinking before I speak, so that’s something I’ve been dealing with for years 😭 NOT THE WHITE LIGHT- I hope you enjoy your final moments on this earth, may they be of great honor. My favorite cake…that’s a hard one to answer. I love red velvet cake so much, but I also like ice cream cake, so it’s hard for me to say. My favorite pie is easily apple pie. What are your favorites?

Also, we have some more highlights from Zoey. This week it is Alexis Putellas with a slip up on Lauren Hemp

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Here are the results from the last 2 days:

These ones will definitely be my last tattoos for a while. The pain is a bitch. Pro tip: don't do back to back sessions unless the artist is hot 😁

Those tattoos look amazing!! I really hope you love them as well!! I will definitely remember that tip!! Also, for whatever reason, tumlr wont let me answer the ask you had sent in a couple days ago, so I’m just going to respond to it on this one 😭

Thank you love and I am feeling better!! Going back to school was fine, they closed campus last Tuesday because of the weather, which I was grateful for!

I’m so sorry your tattoos hurt, it looks like your old age is catching up to you 😉 the wiping is rough for me even though it shouldn’t be, so I feel your pain on that one

GIRL ON MY GOD 😭😭😭😭 I would have to crawl into a hole and die if I was you. Luckily thought he didn’t hear you, or else that would have been an embarrassing session

You guys get the good snow and I’m so happy that Sammy is enjoying it!! We get the slushy ugly kind of snow, but it was pretty the other day while I was on campus

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Dream update: it was some sort of zombie apocalypse just that the zombies were stoll completely human and functioning. They were scared of water and wood so we had to use that to keep them away. We were running, climbing and hiding. THEN a zombie twin duo had the real Chucky as their companions, twice. So 2 Chuckies chase us. BUT my group had an ape/monkey and our pig, Dot, as protection. The best thing is, however, that Tara and Sam were part of my group. After finding them again, Tara and I decided to get married. I actually married Tara! (Sad though because Sam was right there in her Scream 6 tank top). Tara was a great wife though 👍🏻

Okay, good good. Not that you were in pain but this way I don't seem like a total pussy for suffering this much while getting my thigh blasted.

OH MY GOD are you hitting on me? Cause I heard that munching box is what killed Michael Douglas! (Chanel numbet 3 knows everything) But don't worry, I was always the best at interpretations, so the Europe tour will be a lot of fun 😏

I... wow. I'm speechless. I gotta be honest, I don't know what Canada's food has to do with Franz Ferdinand (we have one cat named like that) and the Genova Convention BUT I completely support you! You are so right, Grace. You should fight him and I KNOW you will come out victorious! How dare he be offended by Canadian food causing international humanitarian laws!

Zombies mixed in with Chucky sounds terrifying, but at least you had Dot there to protect you! And hey, you still married a Carpenter, that has to count for something!!! But oh my god with Sam in her tank top… I would have ran off the altar with her

There’s no way you are comparing the pain I felt to yours 😭 but honestly, it wasn’t too bad at all and I am already wanting another one!!

Is it bad that I’m still on the first episode of Scream Queens? Because I feel like it is. This Europe tour will be fun, you have my word :)

I honestly can’t remember how I connected Canada’s canned food grenades to Ferdinand, but it somehow ended in an argument😭 I will have to fight him and let you know of the results!!

Also, here are some highlights from Zoey. Along with this, I have come to the conclusion that I will die for Aitana Bonmatí, she’s the current love of my life

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Grace I dreamed that you were getting a big color tattoo on your shoulder, some sort of face/mask, and you were so happy with it that you kissed the milf tattoo artist. I hope you're just as happy with your new tattoo!

Let me know when you're doing your Europe tour so that I can join you. My goal actually is to save up enough money to travel through some parts of Europe.

If you could do a semester abroad, where would you want to go and why?

I WAS SO HAPPY I KISSED THE MILF TATTOO ARTIST?!? 😭 I wish I had that kind of confidence. I am very happy with my tattoo, even though it was tattooed upside down

I will definitely let you know when I do my Europe tour, because I will be watching a Bayern game for my parents (Magda and Pernille) and Georgia. And you might be used for translation and navigation <3

That’s honestly a hard question! But if I had to pick, I would probably do a study abroad in either Spain or Ireland. Spain because I think it’s pretty and Ireland because I want to have a fight to the death match at the Cliffs of Moher with my old history teacher. Where would you want to do a study abroad at?

Here’s a pic of the new tattoo!! Ignore my pasty legs

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😁 Magda and her wifey are also both playing for Bayern, so we got an amazing team. Georgia is our own personal bodyguard, attacker and sweetheart in one. I actually laughed out loud when Megan missed her last penalty shot in her last game ever. Serves her right. The Olympics will be amazing, even though only 2 teams from Netherlands, Germany and Spain will make it, which is honestly a criminal offense. They all deserve to take part.

Okay woah. That sure IS a controversial take. A curly red bob that perfectly frames her beautiful face and sharp jawline is the worst?? Excuuuuuseeee me! Nat could be bald and she'd still be gorgeous! Apologize right now 😤

Impossible questions time: 1) What were your favorite moments of 2023? 2) How has 2023 treated you in general?

Ps. On January 23rd I got my final presentation and on January 17th and 18th I will get my arm tattooed!!

I absolutely admire Magda and Pernille, they are so cute together. I saw a tiktok of the Bayern team doing an initiation performance of ABBA, but nothing will be able to top Georgia’s initiation performance of ‘Sweet Caroline.’

If Megan Rapinoe has no haters, I’m dead; I’m so glad that she missed her last penalty shot as well. Spain is definitely going to make it through, they are insanely good for no reason. Like how have their players won the Ballon D’or three years in a row? 😭 Whichever team beats the USA has my support as well. also, my best friend and I have decided to cheer for Germany

It’s the bob that ruins it for me 😭 nothing can top her hair in Black Widow, Civil War, or Winter Soldier. And I apologize, don’t hate me!!

These are some tough questions!! But I think my overall favorite moment from 2023 was going to the Eras Tour!! And overall 2023 has been fairly nice, even if it did take away 9 months from my favorite footballers: Leah, Viv and Beth. How has your 2023 been for you love?

Good luck with your final presentation!!! You better have finished everything by now 🤨 and yayyy for your new tattoo!! You’ll have to send pics

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Grace, lately my brain has been very nice to me when it comes to dreams. I had another great one. I met Wanda and Natasha at some sort of dance but we all 3 were unhappy to be there. They asked me to run away with them and obviously I agreed. So we got a house boat and sailed to the Netherlands. My mom, Myrinne from Assassins Creed Odyssey a hot milf, didn't want to let me go, so she followed us. We didn't want to be caught because we 3 wanted to stay together, so Wanda blipped everyone away who tried to take me away from them. In the end Wanda, Nat and I lived happily on the boat.

Yes!!! I really need to find me a tattoo artist girlfriend. That would be so cool, tattoos whenever I want! I could even go on vacation with her and make her tattoo you. A girl can dream 😩

Girl, honestly I don't even know how your Letterboxd is so full if you've never seen any movies 😉

YESS GRACE YESS! Women's football, especially the European one is amazing!! Will you be watching the Olympics next year?? You should absolutely get tickets to see your girl! As much as I dislike the English team, aside from Georgia, Leah is a fantastic player! Are you watching a lot of games? And if so, what kind?

who wouldn’t want to run away with Nat and Wanda? It’s a dream (literally) come true!! Going to the Netherlands is goated, you should have told Vivianne Miedema I said hi! Omg Myrinne is so fine 😻 but I honestly love this dream more than the other ones, because in this one people aren’t trying to kill you

I support you getting a tattoo artist girlfriend, especially if I can get a tattoo out of it as well!

my Letterboxd is a criminal offense, I don’t even know how I have so many movies logged either 😭

I will be watching the Olympics!!! Fingers are crossed that the USA doesn’t win the World Cup, I have beef with the entire American team. England won’t be playing in them, so sadly Leah won’t be in them. Home girl tore her ACL in April so she wasn’t even on the team. OMFG IM A BIG GEORGIA STANWAY GIRL!!! I like the England team, but that’s because my best friend loves them. I have been watching a lot of games! I’m a big Arsenal girl, so those are the games I mainly watch. I mainly support Arsenal because they have Leah, but I also love Vivianne Miedema, Beth Mead, and the GOAT Irish player, Katie McCabe. I also watch some of Barcelona’s games because of Lucy Bronze. What teams do you watch?

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Grace, I have a problem... So in February, the pretty artist who did my leg will be back. Then, I really want to have a knee tattoo. But now I just saw that in January there will be 20% off color tattoos. For a long time, I wanted to have a full space sleeve. Now I don't know what to do/which tattoo to get first... Since you are always right and I value your opinion, what do you think I should do?

I would say go for the full space sleeve!! It’s something you’ve wanted for a long time, and what better time to get it when there’s a 20% off sale?? But again love, this is your body and money we are talking about, so do whatever you want and don’t let me influence your decision!!

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GRACE GRACE GRACE I GAD ANOTHER AMAZING DREAM!! I was in a supermarket and one again had to escape people who were trying to kill me but I made it out. On the street I got captured again and then YELENA AND NATASHA ARRIVED. TURNS OUT WE WERE OLD FRENEMIES AND THEN NATASHA ACTUALLY KISSED ME, WHICH LED TO SOMETHING MORE... YELENA WAS WATCHING US. I can't, this dream killed me. I didn't even take melatonin but it's the best dream I've ever had. 😌

And obviously you're my favorite idiot hooker, all said with love. I just can't stop quoting Scream Queens. I'm currently rewatching it again for the billionth time and I lose my shit every time.

...I have no idea what the Boston tea party is. All I know is that tea was thrown out of a ship?? The British were angry? History really wasn't my thing in school. I dropped it as soon as I could.

Well, what can I say. The disease really got to me and I'm a sucker for getting teased by pretty ladies, so go ahead! Never stop with your teasing, I love it.

WHAT? GRACE WHAT?? NO ELI ROTH MOVIE?? No Hostel? No Green Inferno? No Halloween Haunt? No Knock Knock?? Wow. That's...wow. this just won't do. Get ready to be surprise adopted by me and then we will watch the best of Eli Roth! No ifs or buts. Only your butt on the couch watching the movies. Then we're going to play a game called Cocaine or Dildo.

So, I'm really really craving the knee tattoo now. I got 2 options in mind. Either a flower like this with some colorful parts or something geometrical. I can't decide...

We need to talk about these dreams where you’re stuck in some place and people are trying to kill you 😭 BUT YAY FOR NATASHA KISSING YOU AND MORE!!!! Justice for Yelena though, poor girl definitely didn’t want to see that

There’s much honor in being your favorite hooker, and I greatly appreciate it <3

Omg the beef between the US and Britain is awful, but is there honestly a country out there that HASNT had beef with Britain?

…none of those movies ring a bell 🙃 PLAY A GAME CALLED WHAT??? 😀

girl I honestly can’t decide either. I kinda like the flower one; but I feel like the geometrical one would look better. But don’t listen to me; it’s your body so you decide!!!

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Damn, 1 ½ hours of sleep. I could never. Sounds like you had a fun night! WAIT! You're 19 in America! It's illegal for you to drink! Omg Grace, you're a criminal 😱

😭 you can't do this to me! You can't tease me like this and get me all hot and bothered just to leave me high and dry. That sweater has your name written all over it, so you have to get it!!

Lesson learned. No more healthy food for me. But seriously, I need to stop getting distracted by hot women. The dream I had afterwards about Nat and Wanda was amazing but for the whole day I walked around with white stains on my black hoodie. It really looked like something else... definitely very embarrassing 🤦🏻‍♀️

Lol Nike always looks so disoriented and angry when she gets woken up. She's ready to fight

For Wednesday it's definitely Exile, that storycis a masterpiece. Then Devil in the Details for our menacing chihuahua Tara. For our baby girl Sam it's hard to choose but I love bitchy Sam so I could narrow it down a bit to No Hard Feelings, obviously, Wildest Dreams, Would that I and Say yes to Heaven. And the newest additions are your Natasha and Wanda stories. These are the ones I re-read the most.

Grace important question!! Have you seen Thanksgiving? (I probably know the answer already...)

Oh and I really want to get a new tattoo on my knee. I don't know what but I want it to be colorful. Maybe a flower or colorful mandala 🤔

It was a fun night!! You know, if I can legally sign myself up to fight and potentially die for my country, I believe I should be able to drink 🤷🏻‍♀️

Hey now, I am completely innocent!! You’re the one that is allowing yourself to be led on! I might get it, but we shall see

Getting distracted by hot women is an ever growing epidemic; I’m so sorry that it had claimed you. The white stains shall not be mentioned, especially what they resemble…

I would die for Nike, just look at the pure rage in those eyes hidden behind the sleepiness!

Exile is my favorite work I’ve created, so I’m glad that you love it! Devil in the Details is an interesting choice! No Hard Feelings may or may not have a side chapter in the works 🙃 I’ve only written one fic each for Natasha and Wanda, but oorah!!

I have not seen Thanksgiving. This is definitely an asshole thing of me to say, but I refuse to watch movies with influencers in it, unless the movie will help me balance out my Letterboxd ratings 😭

You should definitely get a tattoo on your knee!! My best friend’s boyfriend has a tattoo of a Nordic compass on his, and it looks really cool!!

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January 5th, yess!! Starting off the new year with a wonderful tattoo!! I'm so excited for you, I can't wait! Speaking of tattoos; I secured myself the tattoo voucher! With the shop's Christmas special and money I stole, I saved 350 bucks! This means that for a day session/2 half day sessions I paid muuuch less than it usually costs 😁

There is no better funny business than watching my all time favorite show and getting tattoos with a pretty girl. So that funny business is perfect 😉

O.M.G BUTTERS LOOKS SO ADORABLE!! His eyes are screaming for help but he looks like such an adorable gentleman 💗

🤭 Jon did NOT!!! I gasped out loud, this is fucking hilarious 😂 Jon is my man, I love how sassy he is. This is amazing, I can't stop laughing. Sorry Grace but Jon is simply the best! And I take back what I said about your fashion sense, it is wonderful! Your taste in shirts is EVERYTHING!!

I had another weird dream. I was trapped in some warehouse and had to escape Saw like traps in order to get out. All while being chased by 3 killers... I don't know what my brain is trying to tell me with these murder dreams. Melatonin dreams are the best, ngl.

Grace what are you doing on tiktok?? https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGeNCfvJS/

I’m so excited for my new tattoo!! I know it’s in a couple of weeks, but it feels like forever. “Money I stole,” miss ma’am 🤨 saving $350 is wild, but props to you for it!!

Speaking of your favorite show, I’m about 20ish minutes into the first episode, and you did not tell me Keke Palmer was in it!! I love her so much. And the funny business will be perfect because I said so 😊

His eyes are always screaming for help, that’s just his default look 😭

Jon is actually evil and I will never forgive him. He has zero filter and I’m starting to miss his random outbursts, but I will have him again next semester! You better like my fashion taste, I am known for my horrid shirts

Melatonin dreams are single handedly the most scariest yet the most entertaining dreams ever. But having a dream about Saw traps sounds horrible, I’m so sorry your mind did that to you

That is actual footage of me studying too 😭

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Nooo you can't tease me like this!! Keeping that information to yourself is criminal behavior. You are a tattoo tease! How dare you. The thigh really isn't that bad, at least for smaller tattoos. I'm excited to see what you came up with!

Funny business, huh? Please elaborate on what exactly you mean by that. Don't leave out any details! What will my reward be for finishing the presentation? I gotta know what will await me.

Phew, good we agree on that. Spiral sucked and Billy missing was the nail in the coffin. Your TV honor has been saved!

Yelena is a queen. Tbh I lowkey got it bad for all Marvel women now... Stinky is ALWAYS allowed to wake you up. If he wants attention then you have to give it to him. That's the rule. Awww, Butters in pajamas!! That's so adorable. He's the sweetest guy. Frank is all of us. Hating people and especially kids. Love her so much ❤️

No no no. Chanel will NOT be a tribute!! She would be the president and take great joy in the games. You will understand my obsession better once you finally watch Scream Queens. Chanel is my queen.

GRACE YOU BETTER TELL ME THE STORY OF THE EMBARRASSING SHIRT YOU WORE!! I need Jon's reaction!!

And to answer your question: if you made a 10 part slow burn fic u would actually go crazy. I would slowly lose it and spam your inbox with my unfiltered thoughts and opinions. I would be just like Tara, an unhinged little Gremlin.

Reading your stories and reacting to them is never an inconvenience. I stopped everything I was doing and immediately started reading. It will always be a highlight of my week!

Final, I guess I’ll let you know what it is 🙄 but only because I love you. It’s going to be something like this for ‘Work Song’ by Hozier

I shall not elaborate on the funny business, I’m leaving it up for interpretation 🤷🏻‍♀️

Yeah, Spiral wasn’t too good, and how could they leave out my boy Billy? He’s just there for a good time

Yelena is amazing and I absolutely adore her! You should have it bad for all marvel women, they desire the hype. Don’t worry, Stinky gets all the attention he wants whenever he wakes up by screaming for attention. Butters hates his pajamas but he looks so cute in them! I’ll have to take a picture of him once I get home to show you. Frank is my spirit animal; last night my brother and I took her to go see some Christmas lights

Fine, Chanel will not be tribute, but she will play a hand in the hunger games!!!

Do you really want to hear the embarrassing story about the shirt??? Is it really worth it? 🤨

I’m glad that my story was the highlight of your week!! I’m so grateful for that slip up you caught though 😭

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19k words AAAH I'M SO EXCITED LET'S GO!!!

How dare you. It's only been a few paragraphs but I'm already emotional. Poor R doesn't deserve all this guilt and trauma!! And Sam!! Already off to a rough start with her blaming R for the attack. Don't make me fight Sam, she better stop this nonsense soon.

Awww R is already smitten with Sammy. Who wouldn't be. She's so hot when she's all grumpy and angry. At least Tara has our back!

Lol why would it fit perfectly for Mindy ti get stuck in a revolving door. OMFG A FUN SIZED LORD FARQUAAD!?!? I choked on my cookie, that's spot on 😂

Oh Sammy. Protectiveness is one thing but I'm also sensing some unresolved feelings here. That's why Sam is being such a bitch because if she keeps on holding that grudge and blame towards R, then she doesn't need to face the reality of her feelings.

Ooh some teasing is going on. It's okay Sam, I won't tell anyone that you actually have a sense of humor. But this scene was a perfect example of Sam's complicated character. Being this grumpy person all the time is hard, especially when you're talking to your crush, so of course she will let her guard down a bit once in a while. But as soon as she notices what she did, she's back to being a bitch. That's Sam's way of protecting herself and staying in control. Being vulnerable is not something that Sam likes, it makes her feel uncomfortable. So, even though she feels bad for how she's treating R, she can't actually apologize or change just yet because she's simply not comfortable enough.

Welp. Okay then. The next paragraph is Sam being completely vulnerable and open so just forget my above mentioned thoughts. Sammy is just a complicated and complex woman. Yes, she may be a bitch to R to protect herself and her feelings but she's still human and needs some comfort.

...the Boygenius callout. But honestly? I really don't understand the hype and what their concept is. Sam truly is my spirit animal!! SAM NO!! DON'T CAVE IN!! STOP LISTENING NOOO!

O.M.F.G. YOU INCLUDED CHANEL OBERLIN?? I HAVE SO MANG QUESTIONS!? GRACE WTF!! 1. CHANEL DOES NOT DESERVE TO BE A TRIBUTE. SHE'S A NATIONAL TREASURE. 2. HAVE YOU WATCHED SCREAM QUEENS?? I DOUBT IT. 3. SO HOW DO YOU KNOW OF CHANEL??

Okay, the banter between R and Tara here is top notch!! Every line is so hilarious. No Sam, we do not throat punch the people we love! AWWW R IS SUCH A CONSIDERATE CUTIE PIE!! Sam needed that encouragement. R basically telling her that she's proud of her is everything Sam never knew she needed. Sam is slowly letting R break down her walls bit by bit. She's slowly starting to care for R and see her in a different light.

OMG A NOT-DATE DATE IS HAPPENING!! People calm down! AND A KISS HAPPENED!! Sam really just needed some more time to figure out her own feelings and to let herself be vulnerable. She's fighting an inner battle between being a strong, independent woman that she's been her entire life and a more unguarded, open person that she's not used to being.

The pineapple slut shirt!!! Don't you own the same one?? Lol, taking inspiration form your own terrible fashion sense 😉

These two idiots are so soft, I love them. They're very obviously dancing around their feelings with neither of them being brave enough to make it official. Sam is just basking in the comfort R brings and R is too scared to lose Sam.

Wtf, Tara smashed a bottle over a guy's head because of Harry Potter??? Damn, she really is a true Gremlin.

AAAAH THEY'RE OFFICIALLY GIRLFRIENDS!! IT ONLY TOOK 84 YEARS! And look at Sam. She's actually the one who made the first step! She asked R! That's some nice character growth.

Fics where Sam is a bitch with a big heart are my favorite. You really perfected writing Sam complex character so well. She's a softie deep down but it takes time and patience for her to not only accept this fact but also to actively live in out. She always needs an extra push and encouragement for her to let her walls down and accept her vulnerability. This was a masterpiece, I love it Grace!

Ps. The paragraphs where they are in the kitchen in the beginning are included twice. They repeat themselves twice.

Ps 2. Reading this story, reacting and writing down my thoughts took me 1 hour. The best hour of my entire week!!

Hey now, we can’t fight Sam, she’s done nothing wrong 🤷🏻‍♀️

Tara will always be a wingman, no matter what! It’s like her sworn oath at this point in any of my fics

Revolving doors are dangerous if you aren’t careful. Lord Farquaad is the goat

I love writing Sam as someone who protects her feelings by being a bitch, it’s her own coping mechanism, if you will

And there can never be enough playful teasing! I wanted to include two moments back to back where it seemed like Sam was just being an asshole, but then she was just trying to open herself up. I think it’s how Sam would be irl

YOU BE NICE TO MY BOYS!!!! THEY ARE VERY DEAR TO ME!

Of course I included Chanel Oberlin in my ideal Hunger Games lineup, why wouldn’t she be in it?? I have not yet seen Scream Queens, but I have seen a few TikToks of her within the ideal hunger games lineup, so I feel like she would fit in. I mean, she’s played by the one and only Emma Roberts…

My favorite part about writing for Sam, is including the banter between Tara and R. R is such a caring person and then there’s Sam, who’s standing with her hands on her hips and saying, “No.”

The date but not really a date was added last minute too!! And we were rewarded with a kiss, which is a win in my book!

…you know what, I do have that same shirt and I love it very much. It’s very comfortable. ITS NOT TERRIBLE FASHION TASTE, LEAVE ME ALONE 😭😭 although I did accidentally wear an embarrassing shirt to school the other day and didn’t notice it until Jon said something about it 😬

I love my two idiots very much, I’m proud of their growth toward the dark side

Tara feels things very deeply and passionately, she is a very angry little guy

84 years omg, you’re so dramatic 🙄 what would you do if I made a 10 part slow burn fic???

Sam is a softie and I will die on that hill, she just needs a little warming up to do. I’m glad that you really loved it!! I feel like at some parts it gets a little repetitive though

I love you so much, I’m going to kiss you. I can’t believe I didn’t even notice that 😭 thank you for telling me about that!

An hour of your time?! I’m glad that my stories mean that much to you, but I hope it wasn’t an inconvenience