#clint vc: as self elected bestie of carol i have rights to beat you up :)

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@darehearts gets a silly thing for the 616 cause clint barton is so nosy

So this is the CORNBALL that the Avengers' very own Carol Danvers was FUTZING around with. Clint takes it as his personal duty to assess the man; after all he's selected himself one of Carol's best friends (most of the time; superheroes were complicated creatures) and as big brother Avenger (he was like seventh out of all avengers ever).

CAPTAIN KIRK; he has read his file at SHIELD (he still has some of Maria's access codes). He's impressive, but Clint's not that impressed yet. The purple clad man squinting at him behind his sunglasses and making a HMM; in truth he only knew Carol had a boyfriend because Tony let it slip. ❝ I'm on good terms with Carol's bestest friend, and I'm sure she'd gladly help me hide your body. ❞ That's quite possibly the better of things he could have said but it's so rare his friends leave their significant others unattended around him.