#codeword: metafictionalism

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Girls love me because i can get them to read omniscient reader's viewpoint. My green flag is that i am a fan of omniscient reader's viewpoint. My favorite thing to talk about right now is omniscient reader's viewpoint. People are enraptured by my tirades about omniscient reader's viewpoint. I am usually thinking about omniscient reader's viewpoint. Why aren't you reading omniscient reader's viewpoint

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You can read orv, but watch out

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my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint" 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

me: yeah whatever. i don’t feel shit.

One epilogue later: dude i swear the 4th wall is a metaphor for that which keeps us from completely understanding one another and that's okay because we become each other's reason to survive in pursuit of understanding

all of kimcom: kim dokja please stop killing yourself

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Im sorry but the constellation system in orv is objectively funny. You mean i can get geriatric ass to hustle for me???? You mean i can be the specialest guy in the world to an immortal being whose existence is leagues above my own in terms of legacy alone???? You mean i could theoretically pray to Alexander Hamilton and freeload a bunch of cool shit off of his street cred??? Metal

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Btw i really dont like that the webnovel artists and webcomic artists made dokja conventionally attractive... He's a little ugly that's the point. If he doesn't have dry cracked lips a scrawny body and slightly misaligned proportions that is not my kim dokja

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Thinking about that disco elysium review from the person who grew up in iraq on how the game captures why life in a broken system is still a life worth living and also how orv says the world is too unfair to love and too full of good to hate and how pandora hearts says your personhood is merely an extension of your experiences and the fact that you are able to find joy in it is a testament to our legacy of kindness and revolutionary girl utena says systems cannot be fixed but we can always leave them behind for something better no matter how terrifying that may be and how hunter x hunter insists that even in a world defined by cruelty and apathy people will always find ways to care and and

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kim dokja

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Could you imagine being caught in orv's reverse isekai madness and youre living in the united states right so you decide to pay some good old fashioned homage to a dead pop icon for good luck since Hey their grave is nearby anyway couldnt possibly hurt and you pray right and then three seconds later you get a popup that reads [The constellation 'Starstruck King of Idols, Micheal Jackson' has blessed you] what would you do then

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Give me the strength to read the orv the patience to red orv and the wisdom to read orv.

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Integration of real-world capitalist ventures and phenomena into kdj's causative motives definitely deserves its own analysis. His experience working in an exploitative and abusive environment actively helps him manipulate ORV's world to his advantage

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Pray tell what sort of things went down in the Ways of Survival fandom when it existed. Also very eloquent dialogue comparing your favorite character who's been with you through the worst lows and the okay highs to a sibling you have a complicated relationship with 👍i think it would resonate with a lot of people

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Symbolism of the subway in orv. The story starting at a point where there is literally a fixed destination that is then immediately punted off course. Okay 👍

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Kimcom dnd nights must be insane

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The fact that orv is a massive gigantic slowburn actually makes me insane like you mean they get even more insane??? They become CRAZIER about each other??? In just a fifth of its story it has reached emotional heights most series' climaxes barely even graze over the course of years of buildup. Legitimately i think if nobel prizes were handed out for achievements in pop culture shingsong is like top ten candidates material for this webnovel

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Okay well one thing i actually appreciate the official orv webcomic and novel artists for. As far as i can tell no one is blue-eyed thank every god