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exposing my favourite starred messages in the coffee house. beware of chaos.
β tagging @joshuas @fallinchan @soonshuas @januarystars @lavenonie bc we are the culprits
when your husbandβs tits get deleted
PASTA (derogatory)
a Big Mac for a big boy π₯°π₯°
MY LITTLE BALD CHAMP
βyou run your hands through his, lack of, hairβ
my feet are not in good condition for photos right now
sometimes i feel like a floppy fish plane
YES I WANT YOU PITBULL
letβs talk about my sexy chusband chan who has a lot of hair
blue hour ?? π« bald hour β
βΌοΈπͺ
LITERALLY MARRY ME I WOULD MARRY HIM
DO U NOT LIKE MY BALDNESS ?
do i want popcorn or do i want children π€¨
the clommy clilkers
hi u little rat this is absolutely not funny i am calling the cops
when the other mother turns into a spider itβs kinda hot
soob in general makes me want to wife up
the future is meaningless but the steve is now
iβm soobin sobbin
#coffee house βοΈπΊπ»#moots <3#if you think you know which ones are mine look away <3 haha no u donβt#this doesnβt look like a lot but thatβs bc a lot of our starred messages are cursed photos/edits π§π»#aria π¦π#suki π¦¦π#mei π¦π#hana ππ#luna ππ#wifey <3
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β who my mutuals & their biases were written by;
nobody asked for this LOL but i was talking to a few of my moots recently and wrote this sleep deprived (with love). there's only a few moots here because i was in a rush to go to bedβone day i'd like to include everyone :) moots if you see this, i hope the writing is alri :3 never hesitiate to dm if you're not comfortable w it!! i love you always <3
β mei @januarystars & wonwoo
a poet, reminiscing on the life they led, the stories they told, and dreams they envisioned; packing their bags to hop on a train to somewhere new, somewhere peaceful.
together, they meet in a cafe on a stormy day, the weather keeps them there for hours, so they simply read, and eventually swap annotated books.
β sol @leech4ns & chan
a ballerina, in the middle of performing a graceful pirouette to a crowd of thousands, she's in her element; envisioning the stars in the sky with sparkles in her eyes.
together, they share laughs under a pillow fort, whispering secrets only they could know, and falling asleep when the sun rises.
β aria @joshuas & joshua
a young mother, to her future daughter, letting her know of the bright future that lies ahead of her, and all the people who will love her for herself.
together, they lie in a field of dandelions and blow wishes to the stars all night.
β lucy @lavenonie & seungkwan
a younger sister, who is pinned down by her older siblings and just wants to enjoy life as the youngest; she's special, the world smiles down at her.
together, they leave funny notes and doodles on the corner of each other's notebooks, they take one last glance at the other before class starts just to see the reaction.
#penpals π#signed.suki#it's late and i wrote this instead of studying for my test <///3#no regrets though i love you all <3#coffee house βοΈπΊπ»#good night!!!
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haikus of the coffee house staff being whipped ππ
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@kwonsyoungs @fallinchan @januarystars @lavenonie @hanieverse these are mostly us i think π§π»ββοΈπ and even if none of these are yours you probably fuelled them so it was only right that i tagged you β€οΈ
if you donβt listen
to pitbull on ur first date
ur doing it WRONG
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why am i acting
as though i donβt listen to
this every day
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EXCUSE ME MOTHER
I HAVE OTHER PCS
ASIDE FROM LEE CHANS
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i think iβm going
insane because bald seungkwan
is so attractive
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weβll make enough food
so we can take some home to
our rat husbandos
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we met you when you
weβre 10/10 a+
grade whipped for soobin
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thankful for soobinβs
december birthday so i
can feel like itβs 3
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π° why am i being
shamed for having the hots for
the other mother
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-rp 8ball will
hoshi reply to me if
i post on weverse
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-rp 8ball should
i leave my studies to run
away with seungkwan
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I WILL TAKE YOU TO
EAT ALL THE NOODLES WE CAN
DO A BREAKFAST HAUL π€§π€§π€§ππ
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:oooo my shua set is
overtaking the hannie
set in my notifs <3
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AND BABY EVEN
ON OUR WORST NIGHTS IM INTO
YOU IM INTO YOU
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YKW WITH THE AMOUNT
OF HANNIEROT TODAY ILL
ACCEPT THOSE WISHES
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YEONJUN LIKE
HAD A RASPY VOICE IN THE
HOOK PART AND I LIKE π΅βπ«
#coffee house βοΈπΊπ»#aria π¦π#mei π¦π#suki π¦¦π#n ππ#luna ππ#wifey the one about the other mother makes me laugh every time i see it π
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he care u nd he lov u <3 as do we <3
pls tell him i care and lov him too :((( donβt tell him but i care and lov you guys more <3333 π₯Ί
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