#colin bridgerton came back from traveling 17 cities and said

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Ranking Colin Bridgerton's gifts after his travels by order of how much they made my brain go brrrr

8. Perfume for Hyacinth. . .2/10 Get it? He got her floral perfume. . .because her name is a flower?

7. Eloise's book- 3/10. Extra point for listening to how much his sister likes to read and trying to get her something that fits her interests. still meh

6. Frannie's sheet music: 5/10. Very in tune (ba dum tiss) to her interests, again, but kind of got upstaged by John later on in the season. Showcases how sentimental and kind he is tho!

5. Benedict's cards- 6/10 if just for the joke of 'Since you think yoU CAN PLAY ME'

4. Got Anthony a glass ball- 7/10, for the metaphor of it lmfao Colin Bridgerton really said 'since you're gonna be a dick, might as well get you a ball to match' ahahaha

3. A Bow and Arrow for Greg- solid 8/10, also super thoughtful since we know Greg loves mischief and fun, extra point for the Cupid of it all, obviously chosen because it would cause so much chaos, and also potentially many medical bills. Excellent. Favorite brother by a landslide

2. Timepiece for Violet- 9/10. He literally got her the gift of time! Clearly the most expensive gift out of the lot, too. He adores his mum and he clearly cares so much about the women in his life. All the gifts he got for them clearly show he listens to them and their interests, but this one feels extra thoughtful and also useful. Genuinely the sweetest, most respectful male lead by a mile. We stan a Momma's Boy

aaaaaaaand

Gave Pen a hand. . .well, more like two fingers- 11/10, the gift that he keeps on giving