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[mylittlegayass]

Kaebedo - Just (boy) Friends - fluff

kaebedo with some implied ships.

modern au

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it was a normal day at the group's lunch table, with venti bothering diluc about something useless, kaeya and rosaria making small talk over 'water' bottles, [vodka] and lisa lecturing jean over good sleeping habits.

"are you sure you're not lying about this?"

"rose, we're childhood friends."

"childhood friends my ass." 

"i'm being serious. we're. just. friends."

"i see the way you two look at each other. it's like how venti looks at xiao." 

"well venti's been pining for years." 

"caught me there." 

rosaria sighed, and turned to the group. 

"this is why i'm the single one, isn't it?"

...

"no, kaeya, i'm not into her."

"but-"

"unlike how you and albedo are, we're just friends."

kaeya scoffed, sighing. "well fuck me then."

"nah. i'm ace."

----

hours later, at the end of the school day, kaeya stood outside the front gate, waiting for a certain blonde male. they'd promised at the beginning of their time at the school they'd walk home together, despite having drastically different friend groups, and drastically different schedules they'd always meet up at the end of the day.

after about ten minutes of waiting, kaeya finally saw albedo rushing out of the building.

"my apologies! i had run out of time." he huffed, catching his breath. "i hope you didn't wait too long."

"not at all! i also had to stay after today, anyway!"

"let us just head home." 

"alright, dear."

"kaeya."

"hm?"

"i've told you... don't call me that... in public especially..."

"no." albedo shook his head and started to walk towards his home, kaeya following close behind.

"can we hang out at my place today?"

"i suppose."

----

they eventually got to kaeya's place, and they entered. "diluc's not home, he has this thing after school or whatever, so i think we're home alone."

"so we're safe, you say?"

"mhm! i know alice and klee are probably home, and we haven't had the chance to do anything as a couple."

"sorry..."

"no! it's fine, i'm fine with not telling everyone just yet. rose is onto us though..."

albedo sighed, pinching his nose. "she already knows, then, doesn't she?"

"what do you mean?"

"she lurks in the shadows, and remember the bleachers?"

"wha- oh- oh!"

"mhm. she probably sa-"

kaeya shrugged and dragged albedo to his room, effectively cutting him off.

" i want to cuddle since we haven't in weeks."

"what if-"

"shut up, we'll deal with it later." 

"they're going to find out, kae."

"well, 'bedo, that's fine. we've been dating since freshman year. we graduate soon, if anything they've all caught on."

"that eases my nerves somewhat."

"and, diluc won't care. we barely talk nowadays anyways, he's only at our table at lunch because jean forces him to be there."

albedo nodded, as he sighed contently.

"tired? i know that science club you run can be tiring."

"tiring is an understatement... that new member of ours, tighnari, gets along with collei, but he doesn't get along with the others. that's why i was a bit late."

"reminds me of when diluc and i had fencing together. we got along with everyone but each other."

"i hope he starts to warm up to the others. i believed he snapped from the heat and the noise. i can't control either sadly."

"which science room do you use?"

"a?"

"isn't c bigger?"

"we cant move unless we get anot- oh we actually can move to room c. that would be wonderful."

kaeya smiled down at his boyfriend and nuzzled into his hair, only to be swatted away.

"not the hair. mom actually braided for me, for once."

"but its so soft-"

"and i don't want to ruin it."

"i'll redo it."

"alright."

kaeya smiled, and shoved his face into albedo's hair again.

"hey, 'bedo?"

"yes?"

"promise me we'll get married?"

"i promise."

"really?"

"if you stop giving me hickeys in plain sight. klee's seen it before i could hide it once."

"no."

"then we're not getting married. simple."

"boyfriends forever then."

"kaeya don't you dare, i can't cover it-"

"just steal my coat then, darling."

"fine."

----

hours later, diluc got home, and he went to check on kaeya, because he's a caring brother. [and because kaeya sometimes just crashed onto his floor and passes out after school.]

only to find the two boyfriends cuddling, and a very obvious hickey on albedo's neck. 

"wake up."

...

"wake the fuck up."

"hgggnh."

"kaeya."

"hi dilu- heyyyy-"

"does alice know he's here? or do i need to call and say he fell asleep?"

"she doesn't."

"alright. next time, just tell me you're dating someone. two, don't be that obvious with a hickey, klee's like nine."

"okay. bye."

"bye."

"i'm olde-"

"no."

----

hours later, did albedo finally wake up, curled into kaeya's blanket. said man wasn't there, surprisingly, though it was like eight at night. 

standing up and stealing kaeya's jacket to hide the hickey, he left the room, only to find kaeya and diluc in a very, very deadly match of knife uno. 

also known as, diluc and kaeya have knives pressed to the other's throat as they play. [and the wild cards have knives taped to them. somehow diluc got them all, and the wall behind kaeya is covered in knife holes.]

"hello albedo."

"hello... diluc."

"oh, hi darlin'!"

"kaeya, what did i sa-"

"he knows."

"i walked in on you two earlier... if i have to the sex talk with kaeya, i-"

"diluc, no-"

"yes."

"you're being embarrassing."

"get used to it."

----

the next day, while walking to school, kaeya and diluc were speaking about the day before.

"you two should tell the others."

"why?"

"isn't he going to be wearing your jacket until the hickey fades?"

"yeah?"

"there going to be suspicious. especially rosaria."

"she found out on her own."

"... just tell the others."

"i'll talk with him. it was his idea to keep it secret for the past few years."

"years?"

"we've been together since freshman year."

"how in the world?"

"we only recently started being riskier with how we act."

"i'm disappointed in you."

----

[ bedo <3 <3 <3]

k: diluc's pressuring me to tell the group abt us :((

a: then tell them. i'm fine with it. as long as you wait for me to be there?"

k: you don't have lunch with us though?

a: i can take a day off from tutoring sucrose today. i'll just have double lunch.

k: you'd do that?

a: sucrose is too hard on herself when it comes to tutoring. she needs the break.

k: okay! love you <3 <3

a: i love you too, now focus in math.

k: fine :(

a: ....

a: <3 <3

----

later that day, at lunch, albedo joined kaeya's group, with the explanation of giving sucrose a break.  although it fooled the majority of their group, rosaria and diluc weren't phased. they knew what was happening.

eventually, once everyone had eaten, which occurred quickly, kaeya and albedo shared a glance.

"albedo and i have something to sa-"

"you're dating? congrats we've all known you guys liked each other." rosaria butt in, before being cut off from her next sentence

"... we've been dating since freshman year."

"wait what." 

"mhm!"

"is that you've stolen his coat ten times this past year, albedo?"

"not necessarily stolen, he's given it to me on a few occasions."

"is one of those occasions right now?"

"yes." 

"when's the wedding?"

"lisa no-"

"he broke our promise, so we're not getting married."

"not my fault!"

"it is your fault."

----

walking home, kaeya sighed. "we should tell alice now, shouldn't we?"

"we should. klee won't be home tonight, since she's staying the night with diona. a sleepover, i assume."

"we should hurry, you live farther from the school than i do, and i would like to stay over for dinner."

"alright."

----

they eventually made it to albedo's house, and went inside. 

(short a/n. i have no idea what alice's personality is, but i feel like she's a loving mother, so fuck you if you disagree.)

"hi alice!"

"oh hi, kaeya, albedo. i'm making spaghetti. you're staying for dinner, right?"

"yeah." 

"we actually have something to tell you."

"really?"

"erm, we're dating."

"i figured. klee's a blabbermouth in case you forgot. and if you need me to, i can get any form of makeup."

"mom-"

"hm?'

"why?"

"just be lucky i'm not giving you two th-"

"and nevermind, 'bedo let's just go. i get this enough from 'luc."

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part 2 coming soon <3 <3