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gonna try and turn a fic I really like into a comic

It’s gonna take awhile for the first pages I’m going to try and work on a new art style for this comic specifically 🤫🤫🤫🤫 yes it’s tf2 and it’s helmet party

obviously the more pages at a time the longer it’d take

also what I mean by posting a chumk is posting pages in a group that’s all related idk so one page isn’t in the middle of something and then cut off

Posting a whole chapter at a time will probably take at least a month, the chapters are pretty long

more details after the cover is done and I’ll post a link to the original fic

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HELP IM LISTENING TO THIS SONGS RADIO AND YOURE MINE BY DAGAMES STARTS TO PLAY GUYS I DIDNT KNOW THIS WAS THE DONT EAT ASS IN THE HALLS SONG

IM CHILLINNG THEN I HEAR don’t eat ass in the halls!

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didn’t mean to post fabric

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Drew this because I couldn’t STOP SNEEZING yesterday

I’m not sneezing anymore and I usually love sneezing butIT WOULDNT STOP

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CHAT I can’t log into my school account from my phone and I havent been at school since yesterday 😩😩😩 I FORGOT MY IPAD AT SCHOOL 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 I’m COOOKED

and I have period cramps

It’s will wood for the next 14 hours pookies I am COOKED beyond cooked

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CHAT HELP I had the WILDEST BESTEST DREAM ok it’s super long

ok so it starts off I’m trying to connect dots into a star shape and it isn’t working and then a text bubble pops up saying something I don’t remember but it’s something to do with this water tower shaped thing? And then it changes to me watching 2 guys color a water tower different colors to get it to work????

Idk but one of the guys looked like engie then it goes into 3D and the guy who didn’t look like engie goes out at sunset to go to the water tower and this guy looks a lot like sniper. So he finds some coins and he scams people??? He has a penny that’s blacked out and someone gives him a quarter for it

Idk what he was doing because they live on a remote island anyways he gets to the water tower and something happens but I don’t remember but the engie looking dude is there and he leaves and sniper looking guy is stuck there and it’s super dark and I think I was the sniper guy?? I was first person and I was the sniper guy idk. So he has a phone for some reason and he uses the flashlight to get back to his cabin which isn’t actually that far OH AND HE HAS 2 DOGS that are actually my irl dogs? But they only start to appear here

so he gets back to his tent and tries to go inside but it’s raining and there’s not enough space for the dogs so he just brings his sleeping bag into his cabin and eeps there with the dogs. Then he wakes up to knocking on the door and now it’s winter and there’s someone out there who gives him a singular egg.

I get the egg and I already have a chicken which I did NOT have before so snipers like “how do I make this egg chicken. Oh wait I throw it on the ground like Minecraft and if this guy comes back everyday I’ll get a chicken.” And snipers like wait no I have to incubate it. For some reason he has a basket full of eggs and hay and he’s like maybe the chicken could incubate these in here (also the chicken is in the cabin??? It’s super small too like the size of a bedroom) and he thinks no it’s too many eggs the chicken might break them. So he doesn’t find a way to get another chicken

but the next day when it’s super late and there’s a snow storm, the egg guy comes back and snipers like yooo lemme get you something and he’s gonna give him a chocolate bar or something but he can’t find it so the egg person is just sitting out there and he’s like crap sorry mate you wanna come in and then I switch to the egg persons perspective and there’s a thought bubble saying DO I WANNA TELL HIM?

ok I’m kinda confused about this part but the egg guy was actually a girl? Then she asks can I have your number dad? So apparently sniper is a dad and he never knew so he pulls out the notes app on his phone and begins to write something AND THEN THERES AN SUPER LOAD ANNOUNCEMENT and a big billboard and they both say THAT A FUCKING 6.5 MILLION POUND GORILLA IS ON THE ISLAND AND SNIPER SEES THE FUCKING GORILLA AND THE GORILLA STARTS HEADING FOR HIS CABIN AND THE GORILLA KILLS EVERYTHING WTFFF 😭😭😭😭 anyways 7/10 dream I took points off for the gorilla part it was really nice also I never remember any of my dreams so skibidi!!!

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I love jump academy such a fantastic experience I was recently listening to white girl music and I got so fucking pissed because I lagged in the middle of medium sync 2 and I was SO CLOSE so I started beating the everloving shit out of my MASSIVE cookie scentedYOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS MASSIVE THE LOW TAPER FADE guys I’m not crazyCRAZY? I was crazy once they locked me in a rubber room a rubber room wirh rats and the rats drove me crazy. CRAZY? I was crazy once they locked me in a rubber room a rubber room wirh rats and the rats drove me crazy. CRAZY? I was crazy once they locked me in a rubber room a rubber room wirh rats and the rats drove me crazy. CRAZY? Oops ok anyways I can sync consistently now I just can’t beat easy sync 8 and I LOVE jurf omg it’s crazy CRAZY? I WAS CRAZY ONCE

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omg I just finished reading the 7th comic holy shart

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HELP I TOOK A BUNCH OF AUTISM TESTS FOR FUNSIES (not those shitty ones, these were actually reviewed by autistic people who actually study autism with proof and actual statistics) AND THEY ALL SAID I HAD A HIGH CHANCE OF BEING AUTISTIC

I SCORED LIKE WAY OVER THE AVERAGE SCORE FOR AUTISTIC INDIVIDUALS

And yes I KNOW I am going to ask to get an official diagnosis

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I have to move around my abode like a snake otherwise I feel everything

The rats are driving me insane

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I have to do something productive so I’ll be teaching myself pre calculus 😌😌 I will return soon

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Yayyy 50 followers!! I never expected so many people to like my silly drawings and comics thank you so much everybody :D

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happy new year everyone who is in a timezone where it is the new year

New year new me I say as I draw soldier and engineer making out passionately (nothing changed)

I haven’t posted anything tf2 related since last year!!!! Penis

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chat I do NOT mean to spam likes MYYY bad I keep forgetting to like my moots posts and then I like them but I don’t wanna spam!!!!!!!!

ALSO life update I am not going to be super active for the next 2 or so months idk because for WHATEVER REASON I decided to make TWO 15 MINUTE ANIMATIONS about world war 1 and one of them might be stop motion

guys I’ve animated thrice before and it looked like shit and I didn’t put a lot of effort into it (except that solly one I posted a day or two ago)

I have 49 seconds so far and most of it is still frames and this ones about how people died in wwi but I’m doing it with pp cheese and I get to animate a bunch of weird deformed creechurs dying IM SO DONEE

AND I have to write the script for the parts I’m going to talk verbally about

chat I do not think I can keep a straight face while talking about why rocket launchers were awesome sauce

and I’m wondering if I should do an animation about the weapons they used or the strategies I’m gonna list tje pros and cons because I need a little break

pros for the weapons : I get to learn how to draw a ton of guns and I can animate the whole rocket launcher part and maybe sneak soldier in there!!! Yippie! Awesome sauce

cons: because I am INEVITABLY going to sneak soldier in there I WILL get exposed because this one annoying kid whos ALWAYS eavesdropping on my conversations with my friends HEARD THAT I HAVE 1,088+ PHOTOS OF SOLDIER ON MY PHONE AND LITERALLY EXPOSED ME TO THE WHOLE CLASS BECAUSE HE SAID REALLY LOUDLY “why do you have 1088 photos of soldier from team fortress 2 on your phone?” UMMM IDK MAYBE MIND YOUR OWN BUISNESS??? HE EMPHASIZED THE TEAM FORTRESS 2 TOO!!!!! Other than that there aren’t any cons ig everyone probably already knows I have an obsession with tf 💔💔💔💔 I snuck pyro into an different “animation” (it was like a google slide basically) and one kid recognized the oyro and asked is that tf2 (this other kid… asked if that was a genshin impact reference… what has this world come to…) so at least 3 people know what team fortress is!!!! Not including my friends OKAY WAIT THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A CONS LIST CHAT ALRIGHT ANYWAYS

I don’t want to do the list anymore OH ALSO IVE ALRWADY SPENT 17 HOURS ON THESE 49 SECONDS (6 SECONDS ARE ACTUALLY ANIMATED) ok bye bye

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guys I’m COOOOOOOOKED

I got a blister on my finger from playing the base drum bc the mallet rubs against it and it’s a bit heavy

AND THE CONCERT IT TODAY 💀💀💀 IT HURTS

and it’s RIGHT where it rubs against so I have to hold it in another way

I can’t wear gloves and it’s too awkward to hold it with my other hand so I either have to stick my finger out while playing or hold it in a way that it won’t rub against it (I won’t have as much as a grip on it)

The base drum is like ONE OF THE LOUDEST INSTRUMENTS FOR THIS SONG 😭😭 and snare barely keeps time and just stops if I mess up at all which would immediately derail a good chunk band because they don’t look at the conductor

Anyways I’m making a comic with my friend @/idkbrobutyeah

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IM SCREAMING I FOUND MY 5000 WORD CRACKFIC

“Piss Cakehole then died because sadness” THIS IS PEAK

WALTER WHITE IS HERE TOO WHAT

BENREY TOO WHAT IS THIS