#considered making castis my roommate but it simply would not work

[omniblades-and-stars]

6 characters: Avitus, Garrus, Pallin, Castis, Vetra and Adrien Victus plsplspls?

Fuck, shit, damn. Okay. I can do this. Mean to me because I like all of these guys actually!

Push off a cliff: Pallin. Look, I actually have a lot of respect for the guy. He wants things done right, and he had to deal with Garrus "Loose Cannon Cop" Vakarian. The only reason I'm choosing him for this is because he's already super doomed by the canon. (Sidebar: we do not talk about his death enough around these parts. This is me begging anyone who hasn't read the comics to read them. I can get them for you if you haven't.)

Kiss: Adrien Victus get over here I wanna smooch!

Marry: Easy peasy. Vetra is my soul mate. I'm in love with her damn it!

Set on fire: I love Avitus, but he does seem pretty set-on-fireable.

Wrap a blanket around: I think Papa Vakarian could use a good swaddling.

Be roommates with: Garrus. Look the choice between smoochables was tough. But I just do not think Castis or Adrien would be able to stand living with me. I think I could manage a working living situation with Garrus.